The 2010 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s a shit-ton of pics for those of you who missed the MTV Movie Awards last night which was practically nothing but two hours of those Twilight kids winning everything. At one point Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansson then Katy Perry and Christina Aguilera’s breasts danced around. That’s really all I remember. Oh, and Tom Cruise beat that gag from Tropic Thunder into the ground while J-Lo danced/confirmed she’s a level 5 OT now. Scientology: We’ll Keep You in Movies or Shove a Homosexual in the Closet Trying.

Sandra Bullock kisses Scarlett Johansson:

Christina Aguilera performs “Bionic/Not Myself Tonight/Woohoo”:

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