The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

November 20th, 2009 // 108 Comments

If you don’t like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night’s 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and I started things off with Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller who seem to be engaged in some sort of epic ab battle where the only real loser is all of us who will never get to touch them. — Wow, I honestly didn’t set out to drive people to suicide, yet here we are. My bad.

- Added Miranda Kerr whose ass should’ve been the top pic. I’ve failed you.

- Added Selita Ebanks because I hope Nick Cannon is reading and sobbing in his butler outfit. This isn’t how you make Mariah’s sandwich.

- Added Doutzen Kroes. Do I really have to explain why?

Photos: Getty
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  1. THAT IS A MAN

    Pic # 1: THAT is a MAN!!!! are you fucking kidding me? Look at that man jaw, man thighs and poor excuse for boobs. That’s the tranniest tranny I ever did see and I’ve seen a lot on this site.

  2. Me 2

    I always have to give props to the lovely Marisa Miller. Look at the second picture of her! Holy smokes!

  3. Jake

    What I am witnessing here is this is just not up to par with past Victoria’s secret shows, in other words they don’t look as good as they used to. I don’t think anyone is jealous, unless you have real extreme self-esteem issues. These are models that are supposed to be the most beautiful woman on the planet, and they just haven’t convinced me, I just don’t see it at all from these photos. Maybe in the past, but now they are failing miserably, by using the same models over and over again that have had children already.

  4. Mr. Photoshop Man

    Now you are seeing 1st hand what these models look like before I work my magic. I get my work cut out for me with these broads. Damn shame I thought it would be easier to just get younger, better looking models, but no they rather use me…oh well atleast I have a job unlike most people that come on this site…cheers everyone! Take care!

  5. She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), “The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure”. I think we can measure it – a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she’ll be juuuust fine.

  6. She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), “The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure”. I think we can measure it – a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she’ll be juuuust fine.

  7. She had the nerve to say (while teary-eyed), “The last 25 years with you viewers has enriched my life beyond measure”. I think we can measure it – a BILLION dollars. Something tells me she’ll be juuuust fine.

  8. Bob

    Doutzen Kroes reminds me of Denise Richards. Anybody else see this too?

  9. Hank

    OOOh BOB!! YESSSSS BBBOBB!!! I want to fuck you sooo bad!!

  10. _me

    Agreed, too damn skinny.

    And seriously, WTF is up with all of that extra crap they are supposed to carry down the runway? It started out as cute little angel wings and now they have to carry fake tree shit and nonsense dayglow plastic drafting triangles.

    Shame on VS. Shame…

  11. Blech

    Haters, please go play in traffic. At rush hour.

    The girls look great. The fashions? M’eh. They’re OK.

  12. fagballs

    Some of these girls need to start a strict diet straight away and lose 40 pounds each!!!! Just look at them! There is still flesh on their bones!!! That´s disgusting! Loose some weight you fat bit*hes! Just because clothes are available in other sizes than Zero, doesn´t mean you have to fill it! Damn, I hate those fat model-cows rolling all their flesh over the runway! YUK! LOOK!!!! SOME EVEN HAVE HUGE TITS AND ASSES!!!! I can´t take it anymore, I need to lose 5 pounds right now, just looking at all that flesh on display makes me feel like I´m putting on weight! I wanna keep my perfect 20 Pounds …

    /satire.

  13. DudeLooksLikeLady

    Looks yummy to me….

  14. Aims

    marissa miller is soooo cute! Look at her adorable little bum! LOL. I do agree tho, some of them look tranny like… most are really pretty tho. I don’t think the majority of them are too skinny. Most are just slim. I think we have a bunch of jelous fatties on this site! :)

  15. lisa

    Was there, the show was amazing. The girls look great. Very exciting to see Heidi come out. Marissa does look very skinny I wonder what happen to her? But over all the show was nice, Black Eye Peas perform two song they were fun and very entertaining.

  16. lisa

    Was there. The show was great. The girls look amazing. Marissa has loss a lot of weight…what happen? Black Eye Peas open the show, they were fun and entertaining. They came out a second time and Fergie looked great in her green bustier outfit, the she should have been modeling. Loved the Show.

  17. n

    Agree with no 9. They are too old, with sun damaged skin.. Marissa Miller became a model 10 years too late, and Alessandra is starting to look like a guy.

  18. oneill

    duuuuuude these girls have all gotten way skinnier over the years. heidi’s the only one who looks good, and they won’t even let her model.

  19. oneill

    duuuuuude these girls have all gotten way skinnier over the years. heidi’s the only one who looks good, and they won’t even let her model. the rest are too skeletor looking to be even remotely attractive. unless you’re into banging bags of bones. in which case….go necrophilia! cuz dead girls can’t say “no”.

  20. Victoria models are never diel

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  23. mk

    sad that this is called sexy. there are no hourglass lovelies here…….

  24. Darth

    Victoria’s secret models.models with an ass.New slogan?!

  25. Boogeyman King Dong

    Who’s Victoria?! Anybody knows?!

  26. Nero

    Is Victoria their pimp in charge?!

  27. Doutzen Kroes is the Best!!!!
    Here legs are beautiful,better then the REST!!!!!
    And she likes House Music!!!

    And YES! I’m a DeeJay!!!!

    GREETZ J8.
    Ps. and therefore I choose her!!!!

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  32. gracen

    I’ve seen hotter women walking down the street. The only people who think these ‘models’ are ‘fit and healthy’ bodies are those with excessive body ISSUES themselves.

  33. And she likes House Music!!!

    And YES! I’m a DeeJay!!!!

    GREETZ J8.
    Ps. and therefore I choose her!!!!

  34. And she likes House Music!!!

    And YES! I’m a DeeJay!!!!

    GREETZ J8.
    Ps. and therefore I choose her!!!!

  35. I’ve seen hotter women walking down the street. The only people who think these ‘models’ are ‘fit and healthy’ bodies are those with excessive body ISSUES themselves.

  36. spicy

    #30.. yesss haha me too, me tooooo. miranda CAN go suck it

  37. This is the best show in the world.

  38. I love women and men and fashion shows just like this.

  39. Nelia

    Did Miranda Kerr get breast implants??? it looks like it…

  40. perk

    Doutzen has the most beautiful face…not really the body for this show though. I like Miranda Kerr’s body the best. Marissa’s body used to be absolute perfection, but she looks a little like beef jerky now.

  41. margaux

    I am pretty disappointed with this as well as the Christmas catalog. My complaint is not about the skinny…It is this, if I wanted to see this, I would go to the grocery store. I look forward to each new season and the beauty that will grace the runway & pages. This was disheartening. Are you trying to appeal to the everyday girl so you sell more product? Keep lowering the standard & you will watch even more people fall short. I’m just saying. Bring me a dream angel for Christmas. Thanks.

  42. barb

    wow, I’m not perfect but those pics made me feel great about my body, those chicks are skinny but they have weird leg shapes, all of them!

  43. CHoc DOnut

    There’s a difference between skinny and hot. THere’s also a difference between mommy and hot, though a few pull it off. It just seems to be inevitable that once a woman gives herself totally to maintaining her looks as she ages, she takes it to far. its like selling your sould to the devil. A Bunch of these hags could easily carry another 15 pounds. It might not be their choices, though, its prob the fucking old vag or old gay directors who keep telling them they need to lose weight. Its one thing on clothes, but in iingerie and swimsuits, give me a break. WHo are the fucking agents? I would fire the entire lot, and go out in any city in the world, I could find 15 hotter women. GRanted, they wouldnt know how to walk yet, but JEEZUS!!!. FIRE THE OLDIES!!

  44. One of the best days of the year!

  45. kathleen

    Miranda Kerr is a dirty slutty cunt ass bitch!!

  46. JJ

    I think these ladies are gorgeous and I can’t imagine how much time and effort they’ve put in to get ab muscles like that! That’s some kind of crazy motivation I may never have.

  47. Hi ,
    The girls look great. The fashions? M’eh. They’re OK.

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