The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition

The Superficial / October 28, 2009

Welcome to the mother lode of all bikini posts. Here’s the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition featuring Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker and a bunch of other models whose names I’ll eventually learn once they bang Leonardo DiCaprio. In the meantime, it’s sort of a recap collection for the year, but if anybody actually feels the need to complain about them being old, the Spencer Pratt Fan Club is a few sites over conveniently next to Tom Cruise’s Blog on How to Fake a Straight Marriage. Can’t miss it.