“I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is eat beans out of a can.”
Because homeless superheroes are all the rage right now, all the rage, here’s Hugh Jackman on the set of The Wolverine this morning where apparently Logan will find himself wandering the streets because clearly liberal Hollywood’s trying to glamorize welfare queens. I bet he doesn’t even eat at Chick-fil-A, commie bastard. Oh well, at least he’s not an illegal alien stealing fishing jobs from decent Americans like that new Superman. How hard is it to build a wall around the Earth, Washington? Goddamn.
Photos: INFdaily
Dude grows a pretty decent beard.
And quickly, too. There was a post here the other day showing him with short hair and classic Wolverine beard. The wonders of Hollywood.
isn’t it hard to get cum out of a beard?
“Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim
He’s doing it for a role. What’s Shia Lebouf’s excuse?
“Hey, baby. Ever been gone down on by a guy with more bush than you?
Much like Klingons I never cared for Wolverine. But I like the actor so let’s hope this film will be better than the last one.
i feel the opposite. this guy has ruined Wolverine for me.
If this dude asks me for a dollar in some alley I’m not telling him no.
hey, on the upside, if you give him 2 dollars, he’ll perform the entire score to ‘Pirates of Penzance’ for you.
Comic book action heroes + Hollywood + relentless regurgitation & repetition = Edifice of Crap
http://www.shortoftheweek.com/2012/01/05/has-hollywood-lost-its-way/
The article’s a little TL:DR, but the infographic is pretty telling.
Hoborine.
Jim Morrison lives.
He wants eat beans out of a can?
Whatever you do, don’t grab the back of his head while he’s giving you a beej for 3 bucks in a back alley.
It pisses him off, the adamantium claws come out, and
***snik! snik! ***
you’ll be sorry you did…
I’d still hit that any time, anywhere.
Wolverjoaquin? Wolveroenix?
Joaquin Phoenix IS the newest member of X-Men
Hugh Jackman has a beard. No comment.
I am the Lizard King, I can do anything….
Wolverine is Canadian. So… yeah. Illegal immigrant.
“I don’t always want to suck dick for a dollar, but when I do …”
Are you kidding me? That’s Grizzly Adams! That’s not even Hobo Grizzly Adams!
The best line was the post entry:
“I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is eat beans out of a can.”
Brilliant.
So Jim Morrison was actually Wolverine? Mind. Blown.
“Oh well, at least he’s not an illegal alien stealing fishing jobs from decent Americans like that new Superman.”
Well…Wolverine IS Canadian…jez sayin’
There better be a hobo boxing match in his future.
I just want my kids back!