It’s Hobo Wolverine

August 3rd, 2012 // 29 Comments

“I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is eat beans out of a can.”

Because homeless superheroes are all the rage right now, all the rage, here’s Hugh Jackman on the set of The Wolverine this morning where apparently Logan will find himself wandering the streets because clearly liberal Hollywood’s trying to glamorize welfare queens. I bet he doesn’t even eat at Chick-fil-A, commie bastard. Oh well, at least he’s not an illegal alien stealing fishing jobs from decent Americans like that new Superman. How hard is it to build a wall around the Earth, Washington? Goddamn.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Hugh Jackman Hobo Beard The Wolverine Set
    No Standards
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude grows a pretty decent beard.

    • Eddie Munster

      And quickly, too. There was a post here the other day showing him with short hair and classic Wolverine beard. The wonders of Hollywood.

  2. Hugh Jackman Hobo Beard The Wolverine Set
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    isn’t it hard to get cum out of a beard?

  3. alex

    “Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws.” Jim

  4. EricLr

    He’s doing it for a role. What’s Shia Lebouf’s excuse?

  5. Hugh Jackman Hobo Beard The Wolverine Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, baby. Ever been gone down on by a guy with more bush than you?

  6. MZ/X

    Much like Klingons I never cared for Wolverine. But I like the actor so let’s hope this film will be better than the last one.

  7. The Royal Penis

    If this dude asks me for a dollar in some alley I’m not telling him no.

    • Schmidtler

      hey, on the upside, if you give him 2 dollars, he’ll perform the entire score to ‘Pirates of Penzance’ for you.

  8. Cock Dr

    Comic book action heroes + Hollywood + relentless regurgitation & repetition = Edifice of Crap

  9. Hugh Jackman Hobo Beard The Wolverine Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Hoborine.

  10. Confusus

    Jim Morrison lives.

  11. catapostrophe

    He wants eat beans out of a can?

  12. Johnny P!

    Whatever you do, don’t grab the back of his head while he’s giving you a beej for 3 bucks in a back alley.
    It pisses him off, the adamantium claws come out, and
    ***snik! snik! ***
    you’ll be sorry you did…

  13. Cressida

    I’d still hit that any time, anywhere.

  14. Tom Cruise's Magical Penis

    Wolverjoaquin? Wolveroenix?

  15. Cher X

    Joaquin Phoenix IS the newest member of X-Men

  16. El Jefe

    Hugh Jackman has a beard. No comment.

  17. icu

    I am the Lizard King, I can do anything….

  18. MightyMad

    Wolverine is Canadian. So… yeah. Illegal immigrant.

  19. Hugh Jackman Hobo Beard The Wolverine Set
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t always want to suck dick for a dollar, but when I do …”

  20. IHEARTTITS

    Are you kidding me? That’s Grizzly Adams! That’s not even Hobo Grizzly Adams!

  21. Hugh Jackman Hobo Beard The Wolverine Set
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    The best line was the post entry:

    “I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is eat beans out of a can.”

    Brilliant.

  22. Hugh Jackman Hobo Beard The Wolverine Set
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    So Jim Morrison was actually Wolverine? Mind. Blown.

  23. “Oh well, at least he’s not an illegal alien stealing fishing jobs from decent Americans like that new Superman.”

    Well…Wolverine IS Canadian…jez sayin’

  24. McClownerton

    There better be a hobo boxing match in his future.

  25. Hugh Jackman Hobo Beard The Wolverine Set
    SloppyDumper
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want my kids back!

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