‘The Wolverine’ Has An Actual Trailer Now
After a “tweaser,” a teaser and a hologram of Hugh Jackman‘s sideburns on the moon, Fox has finally released the full-length trailer for The Wolverine even though absolutely nobody gives a shit thanks to the last one raping everyone I hold dear if I recall correctly. At any rate, this one was supposed to be based on Chris Claremont and Frank Miller’s Wolverine, but at some point the filmmakers apparently went, “Fuck that. Just give us the ninjas, the Silver Samurai and the plot of Superman II because what’s Christopher Reeve gonna do about it? Nothin’. That’s what.” They were real dicks about it.
Apparently America isn’t good enough to see The Silver Samurai. Well, to that I say, okay, probably.