The TSA Really Wanted To Touch JWoww’s Boobs

The Superficial / November 14, 2011

And where were they on 9/11…

JWoww was subjected to a TSA patdown in Fargo yesterday which normally she’s all for, but apparently this time she realized TSA agents are spotting her giant breasts from across the airport which is really the only way to read this entire situation. Via Twitter:

Fargo ND airport just treated me like a criminal.. Holy shit! Travel 2x a week and never went thru what I did here :(
Has anyone got “randomly selected” while walking on the plane and asked to “come with them” to be additionally searched? I wasn’t randomly selected cuz I saw the tsa there pointing at me while I was getting a coffee 15 min prior
I’ve been patted down a bunch n don’t mind but after I’m getting on a plane seems odd and deliberate to me. Hate when people abuse authority

I seriously want to know what these guys were doing that tipped JWoww off because, let’s be realistic, there’s no way she’s not an oblivious tit-box of dumb. Even if they stood there honking the air, she’d probably wonder if the flight attendants are going to hand out invisible balloons on her flight, too. “Ooh, neat, you blow them up by thrusting your crotch! Whee!”

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