The Tiger Woods Sex Tape is Fake

October 7th, 2010 // 14 Comments
Tiger Woods Sex Tape

But here’s what it might’ve looked like.

To absolutely no one’s surprise, the supposed sex tape being hocked by the Tiger Woods mistress who already tried to claim she birthed his love child – using another man’s DNA – is a scam. Although there was a little more effort put into this plan because an actual sex tape was made, but it just starred some random black guy with the ass of a golfer. RadarOnline reports:

According to Gina Rodriguez, a former porn star turned manager-to-the-mistresses, Devon’s declaration that the tape was “gonna be the bomb” is a boldface lie.
“It can’t be – because the tape does not exist,” Rodriguez told RadarOnline.com.
“This is definitely a scam and I would advise anyone thinking of buying it to not send sending in your money for pre order, because the tape does not exist and if they have a tape, it’s NOT Tiger.”
Rodriguez managed Devon until the pair split amid a barrage of personal insults; Devon called Rodriguez a “whore bag”, “slut” and a “thief”, prompting a restraining order to be filed in a Los Angeles court.
“Everything Devon has said and done thus far has been a lie, and I for one don’t even believe she was with Tiger — or that she has ever even met him,” Rodriguez told RadarOnline.com.

I’m actually going to give Devon James the benefit of the doubt that she slept with Tiger because, if history has taught anything, there’s a statistical chance he’s had sex with the entire planet. To prove my point, Barack Obama started reading this only to quickly slam his laptop shut and whisper, “They know,” to an empty Oval Office. There’s nothing to be ashamed of, Mr. President. The man’s very convincing, and almost disarmingly tender, one might say.

Or so I’ve been told. Girls are pretty! *slams laptop shut*

Photo: Getty

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  1. Snore.. would someone have actually watched it?

  2. captain america

    pst: Star Wars too, folks!!

  3. Parker

    I would love to have anal sex with this stud!

  4. NeNe

    Is anyone surprised that she lied? She is an attention wh*ore. Everyone should have know this was a lie, because she lied about her son being Tiger’s. Even her own mother calls her a ‘pathological liar’. Maybe she hit her head against the wall a couple of times while she was getting f^cked.

  5. Burke, Esq.

    RadarOnline seriously needs to hit the spellcheck: “not send sending in your money for pre order.”

    Fish, you hit the nail on the head with this one, chances are this dude did have sex with just about every slut on this planet..except for this bullshit artist.

    Futhermore, going on with “Dudetodude” if it is anything like Paris Hilton’s tape, chances are it is a snoozer..what a waste of lube/batteries (take your pick) on that one.

  6. Gee, she lied and she’s a whore. NO SHIT SHE IS A PORN STAR!!!! She fucks for money on camera ffs!!!

    No need to state the obvious is there?

  7. Amabel

    Where’s Waldo ?

  8. ____

    Of course he didn’t get any of those chicks pregnant. Unlike most black dudes, he has the control to pull out. Plus he is a dirty motherfucker and probably loved to pull out spray that shit all over those whores’ faces.

  9. GNDtn

    Ok, this is the first post in over a year that had me genuinely chuckling with laughter. At the POTUS imagery, not the porn star bs.

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