The Tattooed Stars of Adult Entertainment and Other News

January 21st, 2011 // 82 Comments

(It’s Friday, so here’s some hi-res eye candy courtesy of Rocky over at Inked. I was about to say it’s been a while since we’ve had some porn stars on here, but then I realized I just wrote about Kim Kardashian. I don’t know what I was thinking.)

- Justin Bieber pays out the ass to get his hair cut. Of course. [Popeater]

- Jim Carrey‘s 24-year-old model rebound makes Macauley Culkin look like some kid paying a porn star to have sex with him. [Dlisted]

- On the subject of old guys banging hot chicks in their 20′s. [Lainey Gossip]

- This is way better than when Hulk Hogan does it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Halle Berry understands the complex and nuanced formula to winning an Oscar. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville are twatting it out. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Mila Kunis compared to Britney Spears? Where’s my gun? [Celebslam]

- Ryan Gosling knows what charity is all about. [BuzzFeed]

- Sacha Baron Cohen just insured our presence in the Middle East for a while. [Just Jared]

- Amber Heard is going to make me watch a Nicholas Cage movie. Sonofabitch. [Popoholic]

- The Sexiest Female Athletes in Heels [Bleacher Report]

- Extra Strong Bikini Straps [theCHIVE]

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  1. I like that tattoo…

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    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL….you mean to tell me that Daisy Marie has finally banged enough people to pay someone to finish off that back tat? I think through most of her porn career that tat always looked unfinished.

  3. No Tom Delonge = LAME

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    Mortimer Duke
    Commented on this photo:

    Never~! nOTEVEN IF THEY PAID ME!

  5. The Girl on the cover is pretty hot actually … the tattoo is very nice as well. Shame she’s a porn star …

  6. and holy #3 Julz Ventura!!!! I’d double bag it but WOW!!!!

  7. Happy Spillmore

    COOL!!!

    WHITE TRASH Friday!

    …blech

  8. Dan

    meh, I am not too worked up about inked porn starlets.

  9. DKNY

    Except for Teagan, I’ve never heard of any of the porn stars. I miss Teagan, she used to do great work and she’s very hot.

  10. Sub

    Apparently, Inked loves themselves some Nazis. What are the betting odds that Jesse James fucked her? -300?

    http://blog.krystakaos.com/post/2078715420/hehe-3-thanks-to-my-new-bestest-friend-in-the

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    1hguoreht
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    Pretty nice. No Claire Dames though. Has Charlie seen this one?

  12. Cock Dr

    This woman looks as if she could eat a man alive.
    Is everyone making mainstream pornography these days inked in some manner? It seems that way. The men all look like Puerto Rican gang rejects & the women look like…..well they look like this.

    • I wouldn’t know, I don’t spend a lot of time watching por… bwah ha ha! I knew I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face!

      My personal opinion (as if anyone cares)… unless you’re a Maori warrior, spent time in a Russian prison or are otherwise equally tough as fuck, you don’t deserve tattoos.

  13. Ze German

    Teagan used to be gorgeous before she began “artificially enhancing” herself. Now she looks like every other fake tit blow-up doll porn star.

    • Beat me to it. She was the hottest thing on two legs before she got fake tits and married another piece of crap covered in tattoos. Now she looks like every other piece of biker trash in California, and only does girl on girl stuff that’s boring as watching paint dry. Kind of glad I’ve pretty much outgrown porn because the stuff today is just so boring and unoriginal compared to how it used to be.

      • doodles

        How it used to be? Porn was always about fucking. It’s still about fucking. If your looking for some bush, look up the oldies but for christ sake’s porn is still basically the same.
        Except for your anorexic bolt on tits girls, but I assumed men like that anyway.

  14. What? No “Exit Only” tattoos? Ha ha ha! I kill me.

  15. sfskdhoidfh

    I hate tattoos with colors, especially when they fade. The one with the blue hair is hot, though.

  16. Shae

    Mila Kunis could be wearing a pirate eye-patch, drinking a turd flavored frappuccino, and smoking meth in that picture and she’d still be hotter, saner, healthier, smarter, and all ’round better than Britney. Here’s to hoping Miss Kunis takes up Britney’s habit of wearing no bra. /fingerscrossed

  17. Mama always said “stay away from tattooed ladies”… Mama was wrong.

  18. Lady Blah Blah

    Jesse James is having second thoughts about marrying Drachenberg.

  19. Colin

    Somewhere, Jesse James penis’s spider sense started tingling. Although that might just be the herpes.

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    Pencil Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d do her (with a condom) for a $20 Amazon gift certificate.

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    Joe Mahma
    Commented on this photo:

    Somehow, I’m not turned on.

  22. Inked Porn Stars
    Commented on this photo:

    She wasn’t hugged enough as a child

    • juggnuttz

      could be….. the stuff shes done even I couldnt get into…… well i still finished but it wasnt the same….

  23. CC

    About the first link… Jim Carey’s new gf was 4 when he was on “In Living Color”.

  24. eatme

    …only the first 2 are really porn stars. maybe the others do porn too, but they are not in the same league as jenna and daisy.

    • sfskdhoidfh

      These people have sex with men for money. There’s no “league” to prostitution. You’re either a prostitute or you’re not.

      • eatme

        @sfskdhoidfh
        ..cough. thank you all high and mighty.
        Maybe these girls like the have sex, like to “act”, like to be filmed, etc, and so pornography is good for them. Maybe they don’t care that you call them prostitutes. Maybe they do care but will do it anyway. Maybe they think that you live a hella boring life adding up spreadsheets or whatever the fuck you do. Maybe they think that fucking on camera is the best thing they have ever experienced and want it to not end. Maybe they get paid really well (certainly the first two do) and wouldn’t have been able to support themselves in the same fashion as they are able to now. Maybe they didn’t have the same opportunities as you and so porn is where they ended up. Maybe they are glad they ended up there. Maybe not. It’s up to them.

      • Sultan

        Does it really matter?

  25. An issue devoted to tattooed porn stars…where oh where is scratch ‘n sniff when you need it. I’ve always wondered what depression, regret and shame smell like in a homogeneous mix.

  26. As far as I’m concerned, Kelsey Grammer has every right to bang some 20-something year old after getting free from that cunt he was tied to until recently. Dude could prance around in women’s undies all he wants, and if you’ve got a problem with it, you shouldn’t have married him to begin with. And if you use the excuse “I didn’t know who I was marrying,” well maybe you should try dating long enough to learn little nuggets like “dude likes to cross-dress” BEFORE you say “Yes.” None of that gives you an excuse to go on Stern and talk shit about the guy who’s going to be paying for your botox bills till your face literally falls off.

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    kelvin
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahhahhaa, im 1st

  28. Aggie

    “Teagan Presley Bares All”? Um, am I the only one who thinks this was a poorly thought out idea on this magazines part? She’s a porn star, she’s bared all plenty of times. And you don’t have to pay for a magazine to see it.

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    dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone seriously needs a reality check in life if they watch that much porn^^

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    Guruona mountain
    Commented on this photo:

    When Teagan started she was so cute. No she’s just another cookie cutter porn whore. Fake tits, fake hair, Inked up like a dipshit slag. Now she’s forgettable as porn starlet No. 32456552. To be thrown into the dumpster as the new batch comes through

    • Topher

      I was going to say the same thing. She used to be so hot, so natural. Then the fake breasts came and that was disappointing enough. Now look at her. Like you said, just another porn chick.

  31. OK – that girl on the cover? Is a man, baby.

  32. Inked Porn Stars
    Commented on this photo:

    And now she’s just a dude with dead eyes.

  33. wim

    I’m glad there are tattood women like these…………

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    bigger dick
    Commented on this photo:

    says the poster named dick ^^ should be dickless

  35. Simo

    I’m not normally a tattoo fan on women but that cover girl’s is fantastic.

  36. So, Fish edited out his Bieber comment that said “Bieber pays $750 for a haircut” and then said it equated to “screw you homeless people!”

    Why did you take it down, Fish? It was funny.

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    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    If I can play with Juelz, will she play with mine?

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    Trace
    Commented on this photo:

    I barely recognize here at all.

  39. Jackie

    Finally, a bunch of cute girls that haven’t had nose jobs and boob jobs. I’m not really into tats, but these girls are far better looking than any girls in So CA.

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    drewjewaw
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree with the above statements.

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    C. Pedersen
    Commented on this photo:

    Absolutely UGLY!

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    Jenniet2002
    Commented on this photo:

    okay, totally googled some of the girls, and totally wish i hadn’t. haha.

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    doodles
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear GOD WHAT IS THAT THIIIING?!

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    Concerned
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m curious. Does she still do porn?

    Because I’d find it weird seeing some guy nail her from behind, pull out and blow his load out on her back…

    … onto the semi-naked, angelic child.

  45. Inked Porn Stars
    Yeah.
    Commented on this photo:

    She used to be a good cum sucking anal queen! Now she is a drugged up piece of shit.

  46. Cardinal Fang

    Just can’t wait until all these inked chicks get old. Oh it’s sexy and fashionable now, but wait ’til sun and gravity play heck with their pretty pictures. Best to keep them small or have none at all.

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    Sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    She Looks amazing!

  48. Inked Porn Stars
    Commented on this photo:

    Without the tattoos, this would look like a JCPenney catalog.

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    keenie
    Commented on this photo:

    i would love all of the people who slag these women off to post pictures of themselves on here to be judge. Not so clever now are ya!

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