The Superficial’s Top 25 Moments of 2011

December 30th, 2011 // 235 Comments
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“Suck it, tall people.”

The Best of 2011 posts are great and everything, but let’s be honest, they’re purely dominated by tits, ass and somehow Lindsay Lohan because you people make me sick. Anyway, what falls through the cracks are the tender moments that truly reflect the human condition, but mostly involve Derek Jeter banging chicks and thanking them with sports memorabilia. So here are our favorite moments of 2011 that readers didn’t repeatedly click on because you’re too homophobic to appreciate the rich, sexual thunder of Alexander Skarsgard that thrusts its way into you and awakens a lust you yourself never knew existed.. is how Photo Boy described it. I’ve never seen those words before in my life. My diary’s a liar!

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, GSI Media, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Tuppy
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    “And YOU’RE next!!!”

  2. Mama Pinkus

    Peter is one cool little dude!

  3. Peter Dinklage
    AnnaDraconida
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    Strutting Dinklage!

  4. Scarlett Johansson Pregnant
    AnnaDraconida
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    Superhero material

  5. Kelsey Grammer Kayte Walsh Make Out
    Meow Meow
    Commented on this photo:

    Now there’s an indifferent woman….

  6. Tom Brady Disneyland Waterslide
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Still gay. Still very very gay.

  7. Anthony Weiner
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    The penis shots were intended to distract from his face.

  8. Linds

    new years is ovah!!!!!!

    get back to work bitches!!!!!!

  9. Benjamin Millepied Ballet Dancing
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    i am pretty sure natalie portman is not a very good lay

  10. Ryan Dunn Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, do I remember the beating you took over that story. Little “Jackasses” were coming out of the woodwork to tell you what an asshole you were Fish. And I laughed at every single one of their stupid asses.

  11. Billy Ray Cyrus
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    This is like every pot dealers house I’ve ever been in.

  12. Peter Dinklage
    149
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    That idiot ever smile? What a vapid tool.

  13. Peter Dinklage
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Dink Dink, Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink! ~Spaceballs

  14. Kelsey Grammer Kayte Walsh Make Out
    Jill Ess
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    I remember how scary this was.

  15. Alexander Skarsgard
    Jill Ess
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    I can’t wait until he comes back!!

  16. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Crankybitch
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    What is with the chain tied to his wallet? Good look, Ahnold. Next, you’ll wear your keys on your belt.

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Put some Pledge on it, Baby. That’s it, wipe it clean, make it shiny.

  18. Samantha Slopes Cleavage Slash
    Crankybitch
    Commented on this photo:

    She can nurse standing up.

  19. Peter Dinklage
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Little people rule !!!

  20. January Jones Cleavage
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Gummie smile!! ICK

  21. Tom Brady Disneyland Waterslide
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

  22. January Jones Cleavage
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    The American Dream:. Super Ugly small town girl blows her life savings ( an a few key production people ) at MAC cosmetics and hits it big.

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    bimbosmakemelooksmart
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    Why is grandpa dressed so nice?

  24. Chris Evans Captain America The Avengers
    Textbook Answers
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    of course like your web site however you have to take a look at the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I find it very bothersome to inform the reality however I will surely come back again.

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