“Suck it, tall people.”
The Best of 2011 posts are great and everything, but let’s be honest, they’re purely dominated by tits, ass and somehow Lindsay Lohan because you people make me sick. Anyway, what falls through the cracks are the tender moments that truly reflect the human condition, but mostly involve Derek Jeter banging chicks and thanking them with sports memorabilia. So here are our favorite moments of 2011 that readers didn’t repeatedly click on because you’re too homophobic to appreciate the rich, sexual thunder of Alexander Skarsgard that thrusts its way into you and awakens a lust you yourself never knew existed.. is how Photo Boy described it. I’ve never seen those words before in my life. My diary’s a liar!
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- The Superficial
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“And YOU’RE next!!!”
Peter is one cool little dude!
Strutting Dinklage!
Superhero material
Now there’s an indifferent woman….
Still gay. Still very very gay.
The penis shots were intended to distract from his face.
new years is ovah!!!!!!
get back to work bitches!!!!!!
i am pretty sure natalie portman is not a very good lay
Man, do I remember the beating you took over that story. Little “Jackasses” were coming out of the woodwork to tell you what an asshole you were Fish. And I laughed at every single one of their stupid asses.
This is like every pot dealers house I’ve ever been in.
That idiot ever smile? What a vapid tool.
Dink Dink, Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink Dink! ~Spaceballs
I remember how scary this was.
I can’t wait until he comes back!!
What is with the chain tied to his wallet? Good look, Ahnold. Next, you’ll wear your keys on your belt.
or is the chain linked to his keys? Freaking Fugly.
Put some Pledge on it, Baby. That’s it, wipe it clean, make it shiny.
She can nurse standing up.
Little people rule !!!
Gummie smile!! ICK
weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
The American Dream:. Super Ugly small town girl blows her life savings ( an a few key production people ) at MAC cosmetics and hits it big.
Why is grandpa dressed so nice?
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