The Superficial’s Top 25 Moments of 2011

December 30th, 2011 // 235 Comments
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“Suck it, tall people.”

The Best of 2011 posts are great and everything, but let’s be honest, they’re purely dominated by tits, ass and somehow Lindsay Lohan because you people make me sick. Anyway, what falls through the cracks are the tender moments that truly reflect the human condition, but mostly involve Derek Jeter banging chicks and thanking them with sports memorabilia. So here are our favorite moments of 2011 that readers didn’t repeatedly click on because you’re too homophobic to appreciate the rich, sexual thunder of Alexander Skarsgard that thrusts its way into you and awakens a lust you yourself never knew existed.. is how Photo Boy described it. I’ve never seen those words before in my life. My diary’s a liar!

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  1. Weston Cage Karate Kick
    Jake
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    He looks like a young, insane Ray Liotta in eyeliner.

  2. Frank Sorrentino
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    The douche doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  3. Billy Ray Cyrus
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    Tacos, RedBull, fresh garlic, big ass squeeze mustard…. whats not to love?

  4. Hugh Hefner Planking
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    They thought they’d take care of the obituary photo in advance.

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    She actually let herself be photographed like that– wow.

  6. Sarah Palin
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    nice tits for a candidate

  7. Amanda Seyfried Stuffed Dead Baby Horse
    HC66
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    I believe she’s saying, “Nooooope. Chuck Testa!”

  8. Peter Dinklage
    SIN
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    Never seen an episode of this show so I still don’t know who this midget is.

  9. Samantha Slopes Cleavage Slash
    SIN
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    Why is there an empty flour bag by her bed?

  10. Frank Sorrentino
    SIN
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    He figured if that no talent douche could get on tv so could he.

  11. Ryan Seacrest Fondles Julianne Hough Breast
    SIN
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    See? I’m straight. I can touch a womans breast with out throwing up…….Now where is the Lava soap and a bucket?

  12. Tom Brady Disneyland Waterslide
    POWW
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    Fish, this is my favorite post of 2011!!! It still cracks me up.

  13. Pippa Middleton Butt
    coffee
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    it’s overrated, but every one of us would slap it on the bing bong

  14. Ryan Seacrest Fondles Julianne Hough Breast
    coffee
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    I’m pretty sure that this and the fake kiss with Teri Hatcher (his mom-fetish attempt at hetero) are his only two interactions with women.

  15. Hugh Hefner Planking
    coffee
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    usually it’s the bunnies that get ‘planked’ across the table

  16. Gwyneth Paltrow
    coffee
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    her mom’s hotter

  17. Sarah Palin
    coffee
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    I’d like to shove a cigar in her oval office

  18. January Jones Cleavage
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    Yeah, happy is not a strong look for her.

  19. Quentin Tarantino
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    Boy, is what’s-her-name ever lucky she got to exploit that story for fame and fortune.

  20. Weston Cage Karate Kick
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    A true karateka doesn’t put down his smoke while performing. Or does he? This picture isn’t helping.

  21. Derek Jeter
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    Lucky bastard. The women I bang will only accept cash.

  22. Amanda Seyfried Stuffed Dead Baby Horse
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    Just somethin about her face….weird.

  23. “…she seems to be a decent person…”

    I don’t know what you’re taking, but I think you should share your drugs with the rest of the class.

  24. Peter Dinklage is the man!

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Wait, wait, wait…I fucked who?

  26. Kelsey Grammer Kayte Walsh Make Out
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    “You ungrateful, two-timing bitch! I smell licorice on your breath.”

  27. Benjamin Millepied Ballet Dancing
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    If this guy is straight, this really makes one appreciate the potential advantages of being a heterosexual dancing male. Even Federline scored with Britney…maybe I should have gone to dancing school instead of spending all those years at the beach.

  28. Michelle Duggar Jim Bob Duggar
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    “Yup, I fucked her…I fucked her but good. Lots of times. I made her spread those legs and I banged that pussy like an old screen door…yup, I fucked her…and I’ll do it again!”

  29. Shia LaBeouf
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    What really irks me is that this piece of fly-infested shit claims to have poked Megan Fox. Damn!

    • It's the kimkim, bitches

      Megan Fox looks like an easy bitch. I don’t doubt for a second that she let this idiot fuck her. She probably even thinks he’s cool.

  30. Quentin Tarantino
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    Sure did make good old what-cha-ma-call-it’s name a household word. As far a QT is concerned, it looks like he’s still savoring the rich, musky flavor of her toe jam.

  31. Ryan Seacrest Fondles Julianne Hough Breast
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    I don’t know whether or not Seacrest is gay, but this definitely proves he is a stupid, self-centered prick!

  32. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    As much as it embarrasses me to say it, I’d like to fuck her till her ears bleed.

  33. Benjamin Millepied Ballet Dancing
    chupacabra
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    Oh he’s straight. He’s so straight he will fuck anything with MONEY. How do you think the NY Ballet gets all those donations from rich old women?

  34. Sarah Palin
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    1. Bread
    2. Milk
    3. TV Dinners…
    3b. . Case of vodka

  35. Peter Dinklage
    Sleepy
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    He gets more action in a week than you’ve had in your entire life.

  36. Billy Ray Cyrus
    chupacabra
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    I’m honestly surprised the family isn’t completely fucking obese based on the countertops contents alone.

  37. Anthony Weiner
    chupacabra
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    They WANT to get caught! Just like serial killers getting sloppy. They want the notoriety! No one ever looked at his penis, or was interested the entire time he was growing up, and now that he got a little political power, he was finally gonna get the bitches to take notice of his manhood! Don’t you see? It’s all linked. Textbook dickhead move.

  38. January Jones Cleavage
    Can
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    So that’s where Rihanna got her weave. Hope she washed the breast milk out of it.

  39. Samantha Slopes Cleavage Slash
    Can
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    that lace is like, “wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff”

  40. Michelle Duggar Jim Bob Duggar
    Can
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    Woooow. That’s love right there. He looks at those feathered bangs, she focuses on that Mr. Ed mouth and they just go at it. Got-damn that’s gotta be some hot sexin.

  41. Pippa Middleton Butt
    Can
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    If you like asses that sit around the mid-thigh area, then this one’s for you.

  42. Weston Cage Karate Kick
    Can
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    “A 1954 tobacco study shows nicotine increases flexibility, enhances eyeliner adhesiveness, and supports socklessness,”

  43. Hugh Hefner Planking
    Can
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    Planking, dead. Tomato, tom-ah-to.

  44. January Jones Cleavage
    HorontHearsABoob
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    You know, I didn’t think this earlier in the year, but seeing this photo again…..That thing she’s wearing looks like it was designed for someone with six breasts.

    Which would. Be. Awesome.

  45. Sarah Palin
    MoonBeam
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    I love living in Alaska. No igloos, tho

  46. Weston Cage Karate Kick
    Esty
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    I thought Day man defeated the Night man? Some master of karate…

  47. Chris Evans Captain America The Avengers
    derp
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    that’s be great if it was Chris and not a stunt guy…the jaw gives him away…

  48. Frank Sorrentino
    bigalkie
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    Weekend at Bernie’s

  49. Chris Evans Captain America The Avengers
    bigalkie
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    Super Zero

  50. Peter Dinklage
    138
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    Awesome acting in GoT, tremendous character.

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