“Suck it, tall people.”
The Best of 2011 posts are great and everything, but let’s be honest, they’re purely dominated by tits, ass and somehow Lindsay Lohan because you people make me sick. Anyway, what falls through the cracks are the tender moments that truly reflect the human condition, but mostly involve Derek Jeter banging chicks and thanking them with sports memorabilia. So here are our favorite moments of 2011 that readers didn’t repeatedly click on because you’re too homophobic to appreciate the rich, sexual thunder of Alexander Skarsgard that thrusts its way into you and awakens a lust you yourself never knew existed.. is how Photo Boy described it. I’ve never seen those words before in my life. My diary’s a liar!
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He looks like a young, insane Ray Liotta in eyeliner.
That’s redundant on multiple counts…
The douche doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Tacos, RedBull, fresh garlic, big ass squeeze mustard…. whats not to love?
Farts.
They thought they’d take care of the obituary photo in advance.
She actually let herself be photographed like that– wow.
nice tits for a candidate
I believe she’s saying, “Nooooope. Chuck Testa!”
Never seen an episode of this show so I still don’t know who this midget is.
Why is there an empty flour bag by her bed?
He figured if that no talent douche could get on tv so could he.
See? I’m straight. I can touch a womans breast with out throwing up…….Now where is the Lava soap and a bucket?
Fish, this is my favorite post of 2011!!! It still cracks me up.
it’s overrated, but every one of us would slap it on the bing bong
I’m pretty sure that this and the fake kiss with Teri Hatcher (his mom-fetish attempt at hetero) are his only two interactions with women.
usually it’s the bunnies that get ‘planked’ across the table
her mom’s hotter
I’d like to shove a cigar in her oval office
Yeah, happy is not a strong look for her.
Yeah, i see why she rarely smiles. She looks insane.
Boy, is what’s-her-name ever lucky she got to exploit that story for fame and fortune.
A true karateka doesn’t put down his smoke while performing. Or does he? This picture isn’t helping.
I was, actually, really impressed that he could do this sockless and while still enjoying a smoke. Throw in while chewing gum and he has a hat trick!
Lucky bastard. The women I bang will only accept cash.
+100…suppose, on the other hand, you were a professional athlete. That would be a whole different story.
Unless your game was chess.
Just somethin about her face….weird.
Yeah, but holy shit have you seen her legs? Yum!
“…she seems to be a decent person…”
I don’t know what you’re taking, but I think you should share your drugs with the rest of the class.
Peter Dinklage is the man!
“Wait, wait, wait…I fucked who?
“You ungrateful, two-timing bitch! I smell licorice on your breath.”
If this guy is straight, this really makes one appreciate the potential advantages of being a heterosexual dancing male. Even Federline scored with Britney…maybe I should have gone to dancing school instead of spending all those years at the beach.
“Yup, I fucked her…I fucked her but good. Lots of times. I made her spread those legs and I banged that pussy like an old screen door…yup, I fucked her…and I’ll do it again!”
What really irks me is that this piece of fly-infested shit claims to have poked Megan Fox. Damn!
Megan Fox looks like an easy bitch. I don’t doubt for a second that she let this idiot fuck her. She probably even thinks he’s cool.
Sure did make good old what-cha-ma-call-it’s name a household word. As far a QT is concerned, it looks like he’s still savoring the rich, musky flavor of her toe jam.
I don’t know whether or not Seacrest is gay, but this definitely proves he is a stupid, self-centered prick!
As much as it embarrasses me to say it, I’d like to fuck her till her ears bleed.
Couldn’t agree more.
And besides, lobsters are basically insects. Who the fuck cares?
Oh he’s straight. He’s so straight he will fuck anything with MONEY. How do you think the NY Ballet gets all those donations from rich old women?
1. Bread
2. Milk
3. TV Dinners…
3b. . Case of vodka
He gets more action in a week than you’ve had in your entire life.
I’m honestly surprised the family isn’t completely fucking obese based on the countertops contents alone.
They WANT to get caught! Just like serial killers getting sloppy. They want the notoriety! No one ever looked at his penis, or was interested the entire time he was growing up, and now that he got a little political power, he was finally gonna get the bitches to take notice of his manhood! Don’t you see? It’s all linked. Textbook dickhead move.
Of course no one was interested in seeing his penis before he became powerful. Dude looks like a muppet.
So that’s where Rihanna got her weave. Hope she washed the breast milk out of it.
that lace is like, “wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff”
yes. lol
Woooow. That’s love right there. He looks at those feathered bangs, she focuses on that Mr. Ed mouth and they just go at it. Got-damn that’s gotta be some hot sexin.
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If you like asses that sit around the mid-thigh area, then this one’s for you.
“A 1954 tobacco study shows nicotine increases flexibility, enhances eyeliner adhesiveness, and supports socklessness,”
lol
Planking, dead. Tomato, tom-ah-to.
You know, I didn’t think this earlier in the year, but seeing this photo again…..That thing she’s wearing looks like it was designed for someone with six breasts.
Which would. Be. Awesome.
I love living in Alaska. No igloos, tho
I thought Day man defeated the Night man? Some master of karate…
that’s be great if it was Chris and not a stunt guy…the jaw gives him away…
Weekend at Bernie’s
Super Zero
Awesome acting in GoT, tremendous character.