“Suck it, tall people.”
The Best of 2011 posts are great and everything, but let’s be honest, they’re purely dominated by tits, ass and somehow Lindsay Lohan because you people make me sick. Anyway, what falls through the cracks are the tender moments that truly reflect the human condition, but mostly involve Derek Jeter banging chicks and thanking them with sports memorabilia. So here are our favorite moments of 2011 that readers didn’t repeatedly click on because you’re too homophobic to appreciate the rich, sexual thunder of Alexander Skarsgard that thrusts its way into you and awakens a lust you yourself never knew existed.. is how Photo Boy described it. I’ve never seen those words before in my life. My diary’s a liar!
Back on Tuesday,
- The Superficial
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He got one of those emails about ‘guaranteed 3″ growth in a month with our secret formula’ so he sent a pic back saying ‘Can you help me with this?’
holy shit, how many fucking more times am i gonna click on this site to see this guys mug. who the fuck is he anyways, dont answer i dont actually care
If you don’t know who he is, and can’t (or won’t) figure it out, that would indicate something lacking in your constitution. That narrows down to either laziness or stupidity. Your choice. If clicking here annoys you, there is one very simple solution…
Kate’s ass is much better.
Imagine the kick in the balls you could give him when he does that. Better still, imagine the satisfaction of doing it.
Of all the pics I saw on this site, this is the one that haunts me. How is it possible for her to look like this, then a month or so later be walking the red carpet with her usual hourglass figure and sizeable chest? Do these starlets wear fat-suits to get attention so that everyone will pay attention when they attend something? I just now realized that in 2012, I resolve to get more life than I have now so I don’t fret over these things. Ugh.
It’s called bloating it happens once a month
WHACK – A – DOODLE – DOO!
Is there a hole in the Sugar Pops box for easy (and private) access like a popcorn tub in the movie theater?
I know, I know, I know. But almost no one creeps me out more than these two.
so…
happy 2012 to lindsay : )))
we’re sure we will all have a pretty good year… : )
nite nite [you illiterate b*stards]
This useless SOB got everything coming to him, I’m so glad he’s a has-been so I don’t have too hear his stupid-ass on radio or TV again, he is such a “Prick”. LOL!!
Was Slash’s wife ever seen again or has she totally disappeared into that mound of blubber? She should have one of those tracking devices that they recommend for avalanche prone areas.
I still check for Askars return to the Superficial every day. It was a good work day when his pic popped up on my phone….
What a bunch of Weirdo As**Hol(# !!!
In my experience it’s never a great sign when they won’t uncross their arms.
I don’t mind as long as they don’t keep their legs crossed.
+1
I’m going to go with he has just emerged from his secret hideout in San Francisco.
Ha ha!
funny guy
Absolutely love Peter Dinklage and he is going to rock Season 2!!
What? No pinkie ring?
Skarsgaard and Fish’s concocted soundtrack tribute to him have been my favorite things this year. I came back to this page a few times today just to click the ‘play’ button and stare at that vampie hotness.
If he’s trying to look like Benjamin Millepied, he needs to improve his point.
Put down your fucking phone and go at it two-handed like a man!
Too bad he can’t run for president. He looks like a young Ronald Reagan (i.e. 70-ish).
What happened to Dreg, anyway? Rehab?
I guess it happens to all of us at some point.
No, no… she’s desperate for a blockbuster so she’s practicing her Spielberg Face.
I just can’t imagine the cost and time involved in producing a ladder made of Raggedy Ann hair and turning it into a dress. Either that or her designer REALLY hates gingers…
The sad thing is that this pic was taken in the Bronx just minutes before he was set upon by a roaming gang of foaming homophobes who beat him silly while he screamed: “I knocked up a girl! Weely!! Oh, stop!”
Bet he giggles like Anderson Cooper.
Perfect.
“Maybe one day, you can do ME a favor — by whacking my son.”
I thought at first it was a young Bela Lugosi…
What weirds me out is the way she’s looking at beady-eye squash-nose in this photo — like a dog hoping for a pat. Puts women’s lib back at least 60 years…
Lol. This comment made me laugh. Makes me think of that small dog from Loony Tunes that hopped around and tried to please the big dog, Butch. “I dun good din’t I boss?” SMACK! “Shaddup.”
He’s got a surprisingly strong build and Nick is such a stringbean. Maybe Weston’s mama was burly.
Maybe Weston’s mama was Hulk Hogan.
Holy shit, I still think it looks like he’s groping a little kid!
The maid really needs to clean off that table.
Baha!!
Actually, it’s hard to beat the “official” caption on this one.
At least he died the way he lived, with a car up his ass.
That’s fucked up, bro. But it’s awesome too, so I’m confused. Thank you.
Thanks to his last name, the guy in Vancouver probably just thought he was French Canadian.
Her eyebrow situation is just too much for me to handle right now.
BTW, Fish, remember the girl from Austin who was the SF avatar for a while? Can you get her back for a second round? I will stoop to begging.
Yeah well he is hot and was around. I mean, how does someone like Natalie Portman meet someone new? Most likely work where everyone is an actor/ess, dancer, producer, etc.
This photo shopped moment was brought to you by Walt Disney
Huh? What’s photoshopped in this pi—ohhhh, the wall. It’s free of grease stains.
wtf is an online relationship
no such thing, that’s like saying you have an invisible friend.
Shia LaBeouf gives the world his freshly gerbiled look
The story makes more sense when you realize Slash is half black and have seen any midday talk show.
loled
ha ha!!
Weston Cage starts his own gang. The Gay Weirdo Posse, current membership one.
Id join it hes hot!
Close your eyes and think of me baby, there are cameras!
hollywood even thinks of awards for the biggest losers in the industry?
It was used to deter attention from the royal couple to give media something else to focus on
Big deal so what.
Midgets are always hilarious.
I bet twenty bucks that her online profile lists her body type as “curvy”, any takers?
“Rubenesque”? Having a certain “Avoirdupoid”? Being a “Healthy, Full-figured Girl”?
So many, many ways of making “Obese” sound sweeter…
zaftig, boticelli-esque.
“Real woman”
Wowza.. he’s the James Bond of Little People. Sexy!