“Suck it, tall people.”
The Best of 2011 posts are great and everything, but let’s be honest, they’re purely dominated by tits, ass and somehow Lindsay Lohan because you people make me sick. Anyway, what falls through the cracks are the tender moments that truly reflect the human condition, but mostly involve Derek Jeter banging chicks and thanking them with sports memorabilia. So here are our favorite moments of 2011 that readers didn’t repeatedly click on because you’re too homophobic to appreciate the rich, sexual thunder of Alexander Skarsgard that thrusts its way into you and awakens a lust you yourself never knew existed.. is how Photo Boy described it. I’ve never seen those words before in my life. My diary’s a liar!
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- The Superficial
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Hooray for Austrian Sons of Anarchy Bob Barker
Nailed it
Jesus, if you aren’t offered a job with the site for this comment, I don’t know WHAT.
Amen. Standard ass fare, nothing more.
Wearing a cap that says “Kodak” sure didn’t help make it a Kodak Moment.
All joking aside, this is a wonderful image. I hope to see lots more of the Dinkman in 2012.
Heinous.
1) Slash’s wife kicked this woman in the stomachS.
2) The evils of on-line dating site doctored pics or “selective” face pics rear their ugly head yet again. (Unless this was the pic she posted, in which case Slash got his “Three Times A Lady” and can’t complain.)
3) This woman will make a mint posing for novelty Christmas, Easter and Valentine’s Day cards (no doubt pouring chocolate sauce over her massive udders with a clever caption like ‘Sweets for Sweets, Baby! Come and get ‘em!”
4) Slash is an idiot, and she used up her potential 15 minutes of fame squeezing her sagging baps together for the cameras. Ah, fleeting fame…
Did someone hoist the boobs up so that Slash’s wife had a clear target?
How about “Sweets for Teats”?
They’re still married too…..amazing.
I guess she hasn’t yet tired of spending the money.
She looks weird when she smiles. The ice bitch persona suits her much better.
This must’ve been BEFORE she found out she was pregnant. Remember Natalie Portman’s face full of murder storming out of the doctor’s office? I like to think of that picture as the moment she found out she was pregnant.
Add her to the list other women who should avoid smiling because it doesn’t work for them. Christina Hendricks and Victoria Beckham come to mind.
best part of 2011
Without a doubt. The Skarsgard became legendary during those few months. With tongue in cheek and raised glass in hand, I stand with Fish and wait for his return. As for the naysayers, this is a part of the penalty for greatness.
This picture always makes me laugh. And not just because of the boob grab; I also always wonder if he’s banging the brother.
To bring forth the full wrath of judgemental sarcasm I would have to see him naked.
Equally parts cute and goofy.
The corncob thingy on the counter probably doubles as a Cyrus household sex toy.
You’re implying it has any other use?
It took me a long time to finally find other ways to occupy my time than wait for Fish to find the best song to go with another skarsgaaaaaard post
Anyone with insight into why he did it (with so very very much to lose when, not if, caught) is cordially invited to comment.
CD, I hear what you are saying, but I think it is simple. A lot of guys, especially powerful ones, think they are untouchable and omnipotent. Add testosterone (perhaps enhanced by whatever juice this guy might be on) to that feeling of self-importance and it is a wonder why we don’t see a story like this monthly. Come to think of it, scandalous stories about those in power hardly stand out any more.
How this guy is a movie star I just don’t understand.
Me neither. But it’s almost all worth it to see him get fucking whupped by that fat guy in Vancouver.
Hurry up season 2!!!!!!!!
The UK must be barren of decent ass fare. That’s the only thing that can explain the press’s infatuation with this gal’s perfectly ordinary backside.
I think the UK’s usual fascination is with big tits. The so-called infatuation with Pippa’s non-ass was an attempt to impress Americans.
There’s nothing to get–which is the crux of the problem.
yeah she looks fugly smiling
Happy New Year to ye, Fish and Photo Boy!
So sad to read Ruseel is divorcing Katy, they were so fun.
Has he been discharged from whatever mental health facility he was admitted to yet?
A woman can’t go wrong by assuming any male star professional athlete is simply crawling with STDs.
Poor old feller. How’d he let those bimbos talk him into this stupid stunt?
Ummm… you’ve never seen Weekend At Bernie’s?
Hahahaha! Dead horse. Ha!
ugly ass
I really wouldn’t have guessed that someone who twirls/prances for a living would get the gift of unprotected sex with Natilie Portman. I probably would’ve guessed power forward for the NY Knicks ahead of a twirler/prancer.
Dude, she’s Natalie Portman.
What don’t you guys get? If 102,372 people all died at the same time, she (along with that “ass”) would be next in line to be Queen.
P-Dink !
There are worse ways to end the year. Thought for sure we’d be treated to yet another shot of the Miami Beach workout bimbo and her bodacious buttocks/bolt ons.
The storky Skarsgard is nice enough, but he’ll never be Viggo no matter how hard he tries.
Happy New Year ya’ll.
I’m no fan of his, but 2012 would be great if he displaced Paltrow wherever she tries to show up next year.
Happy New Year CD, Fish, Photo-boy, the rest of the commenters, and the Superfish vsitors!!!
This photo was widely misunderstood…Hef was attempting to start a new meme, called “stroking”
What 3 things were written on her hand when this photo was taken?
Don’t forget the part where The Superficial used some idiot commenter’s late-night musings to start a brand new Internet rumor about her baby daddy’s possibly being Xander Berkeley, based on the most bullshit supposition imaginable. “She secretly told the world who the father is by naming her son after him.” Ha! What a crock.
Um… :)
And the award for “Most Overrated Ass of 2011″ goes to…
Hey, you’re the one paying for the pictures
1) remember to wear push up bra
2) when Willow says a boy is staying over, it might involve her coming into intimate contact with a penis
3) SarahPAC supporters deserve to be fleeced for the greater good
Just wanted to mention any coolness or hotness that guy once allegedly possessed has been irreparably compromised by appearing in the agonizing, overwrought, and pretentious ‘Melancholia’.
Sounds like you were just too stupid to get it, maybe? Probably.
Your rapier-like wit is unfathomable. Can someone explain Hic’s post to me?
Well, what Hic was saying is- oh, I see what you did, there!
P.S. “Melancholia” was cool.
A better closeout would have bee a “best of” for TMIPOTI, or best caption for most of these pictures, because there were some downright hilarious ones. This is just a condensed version of what you’ve been doing all week.
Son, I am disappoint.
That being said, Happy New Year errbody!
You only suggest that because you know at least half of them would be yours. So greedy.
Not even. You and McFeely have me beat by quality *and* quantity by a country mile. I just love the feature.
Yes, I too was hoping for an all-out salute, “The Witticisms and Comedic Insights of Commenter Frank Burns: A 2011 Tribute” with several ribald shots of me in my red Speedo for the ladies. But alas, my genius remains unrecognized. For the lady readers, though, we can still arrange the Speedo shots.
So much awesome in such a small package!
Does this mean that anyone wanting to beat up ‘The Beef’ needs to take their shirt off?
I am very concerned about my brother. He has an autographed Jeter baseball.
You mean Jeter is a switch-hitter?
+1
funny +1
Still makes me laugh. Just looking at it I can HEAR the childlike glee of his squeal.
Didn’t she have butt pads in the dress that started the whole sensation anyway? Why when talking about this do people never show the picture of what started it all.
It’s mine. And it was worth it.
I said, let me try on your goddamn panties!
Bahahaha! Damn that’s good.
If Gisele Bündchen’s pussy was at the bottom waiting for me, I’d squeal to, amongst other things.
If Gisele Bündchen’s pussy was at the bottom I’d be sliding face first!
LOL!
Mercy.
Party in your taco!
That table has been airbrushed to Playboy’s official specs.
It’s true. This photo was actually taken outdoors in Wyoming.