The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

March 1st, 2013 // 29 Comments

I bet you think we forgot about The Week in Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy, but that would be folly. It was merely a simple matter of posting it last Monday because I had the flu which threw off Friday yadda yadda yadda there are boobs here now. And stacked on top of Danish Wonder Woman fulfilling my lifelong dream of turning the site into a free continental breakfast. Anyway, old Hugh himself makes a cameo this week and you get to see a blurry naked butt. It’s everything you could possibly hope for from this feature not counting physically touching the girls without them calling the police. That’s way more duct tape than we can afford. We looked into it. disrespectful and creepy to even consider. How dare you.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy

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  1. Sheridyn Fisher
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    worst cropping ever

  2. Shelby Chesnes
    mike
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    nice body, wonky eyes

  3. Raquel Pomplun Hugh Hefner Nikki Leigh
    mnsuperbee
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    Jesus it looks like he’s leaning on them for support more than posing for a photo op. How old is he now?

  4. Nikki Leigh
    squiggy
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    she’s doing it wrong…

  5. Deanna Brooks
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    Why are these all cropped horribly wrong? Instagram = square photos

  6. Shelby Chesnes
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    Fuck-a-doodle-do!

  7. Patrice Hollis
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    This girl has tits that should win an Olympic medal in doing whatever tits do at the Olympics.

  8. Crystal Hefner
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    I can see the dollar bills coming out of her hoo-haw

  9. Patrice Hollis
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    That top cannot possibly hold those tits up for much longer. Fortunately, I have two free hands, each with the strength of ten men.

  10. Raquel Pomplun Hugh Hefner Nikki Leigh
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    What is the Crypt Keeper doing at the Playboy Mansion and why is he wearing Captain’s hat from Gilligan’s Island?

  11. Sheridyn Fisher
    Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch
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    wtf ! this page never finishes loading

    • journalschism

      I think that’s by design. NSFW and all. Click “View Full Size” to complete your boner.

      The More You Know.

  12. Shelby Chesnes
    Wilber
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    Edible

  13. Sheridyn Fisher
    cc
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    Someone did a loser job applying the sunscreen. I guess their other hand was busy.

  14. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    That’s just cruel.

  15. Crystal Hefner
    cc
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    Whore.

  16. Raquel Gibson
    cc
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    If that was the site that greeted everyday when you came home from work, you could take on the world.

  17. Crystal Hefner
    cc
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    She looks smart.

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    cc
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    Even the dog is enraptured by her bum.

  19. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    Ah yes, nothing quite resting your palms where a homeless urinated a couple hours ago.

  20. Mama Pinkus

    we boomers get trashed but I am very glad I am not part of the narcissistic generation that will be known in the future for striking that pose

  21. Shelby Chesnes
    GentleFrank
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    Holy shit!

  22. Nikki Leigh
    Dharma Initiative Beans
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    Curse you, shallow depth of field!!

  23. Ciara Price
    amir
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    Why do these women love kissing (baby) jackals??

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    Martina
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    That’s Hef’s grand daughter!

  25. Shelby Chesnes
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    OK, she’s wicked hot I can absolutely agree. WHY OH WHY is she looking at the phone? This drives me bonkers, would this not be a better picture if she was looking into the mirror, therefore, like she is looking at the viewer? You should see the lengths I go thru when mirror-pic-taking to keep the phone out of the picture, its comical. :-)

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