I bet you think we forgot about The Week in Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy, but that would be folly. It was merely a simple matter of posting it last Monday because I had the flu which threw off Friday yadda yadda yadda there are boobs here now. And stacked on top of Danish Wonder Woman fulfilling my lifelong dream of turning the site into a free continental breakfast. Anyway, old Hugh himself makes a cameo this week and you get to see a blurry naked butt. It’s everything you could possibly hope for from this feature not counting physically touching the girls without them calling the police. That’s way more duct tape than we can afford. We looked into it. disrespectful and creepy to even consider. How dare you.
Photos: Courtesy of Playboy
worst cropping ever
Click “View full size” for dat gap
nice body, wonky eyes
Who the hell is looking at her eyes?
I didn’t realize she had any.
Jesus it looks like he’s leaning on them for support more than posing for a photo op. How old is he now?
she’s doing it wrong…
Why are these all cropped horribly wrong? Instagram = square photos
Fuck-a-doodle-do!
This girl has tits that should win an Olympic medal in doing whatever tits do at the Olympics.
I can see the dollar bills coming out of her hoo-haw
That top cannot possibly hold those tits up for much longer. Fortunately, I have two free hands, each with the strength of ten men.
What is the Crypt Keeper doing at the Playboy Mansion and why is he wearing Captain’s hat from Gilligan’s Island?
wtf ! this page never finishes loading
I think that’s by design. NSFW and all. Click “View Full Size” to complete your boner.
The More You Know.
Edible
Someone did a loser job applying the sunscreen. I guess their other hand was busy.
That’s just cruel.
Whore.
If that was the site that greeted everyday when you came home from work, you could take on the world.
She looks smart.
Even the dog is enraptured by her bum.
Ah yes, nothing quite resting your palms where a homeless urinated a couple hours ago.
we boomers get trashed but I am very glad I am not part of the narcissistic generation that will be known in the future for striking that pose
Holy shit!
Curse you, shallow depth of field!!
Why do these women love kissing (baby) jackals??
That’s Hef’s grand daughter!
OK, she’s wicked hot I can absolutely agree. WHY OH WHY is she looking at the phone? This drives me bonkers, would this not be a better picture if she was looking into the mirror, therefore, like she is looking at the viewer? You should see the lengths I go thru when mirror-pic-taking to keep the phone out of the picture, its comical. :-)