And now for your weekly dose of Playmate Instagrams generously provided for us by Playboy because, at its heart, the Internet’s a loving, peaceful commune where everyone stares at boobs. Unless, of course, you’re from the foolish Cat Photo tribe in which case we scalp you alive and eat your children for blaspheming Mother Interweb with your tomfoolery. THE INTERNET IS A NAKED PLACE.
Photos: Courtesy of Playboy
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| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
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Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence |
I like this new feature of The Superficial!!! Great way to end the week.
High fives for all the girls that know their place in this society involves half naked mirror pics of their vain asses posted on the internet.
Hello Jennifer Lopez?
The resemblance is pretty fargin’ amazing
Shows some intelligence as it shows its best asset..
Huh. I didn’t know Playmates could read.
the magazine is upside down.
Her mama got an ass too!
Welcome to Boner Town!
Shame about that bad boob job on Teri Harrison, it’s awful.
Aren’t YOU cool, and intelligent, giving forking the evil eye. NOT. Airhead.
Reeeeeeeally doubt anyone in this gallery is trying to look intelligent…
Great. A green screen. That means they’ve been LYING to us.
Where can I get one..
Winner!
I’d let her pee on my foot if I could do her.
I’d gladly eat a meal off of her ass.
What’s up with Jason Statham’s gay brother?