The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

January 18th, 2013 // 18 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

It’s that magical time of the week again where we shamelessly offer up Playboy‘s contribution to social media, because judging Playmate Instagrams in our comment section is slightly less creepy than catfishing multiple Facebook profiles just to see how fat all of your ex-girlfriends got. So get your ‘Would not bangs,’ ‘borings,’ and ‘I’d pee in her butts’ ready, because who cares if those P&L’s from Q3 aren’t collated and…uh, shit *think, damnit, office stuff, office stuff* paper jams, casual Friday…clearly I’m out of my element here. Me go put pretty boob in boob box. Me get bag of shiny flat rocks.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy


  1. Ciara Price
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    wow, Google Image this chick, you will not be let down

  2. Beth Williams Shelby Chesnes
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    hottie on left

  3. Cock Dr

    I wonder what their combined IQ score would be?
    This post is a celebration of the fact that unless someone is looking at you, what’s the use in being hot?

  4. Exactly what I needed to keep working on Friday.

  5. Nikki Leigh
    Gary Grant
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    I’m fapping.

  6. Nikki Leigh
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    I approve as they look real pancakes to me!

  7. Kayla Collins
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    Tranny material not even close for Playboy.

  8. Nikki Leigh
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    I’ll take this one. Rockin’ body that looks real AND she’s cute without make up.

  9. Amanda Cerny
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    Amanda Cerny’s body is freaking awesome.

  10. Chelsea Brooke Pereira, Dani Mathers, Tierra Lee
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    Decisions, decisions….I’ll never have the chance to make.

  11. Britany Nola
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  12. Raquel Pomplun
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    oh yes. still a shot of her ass would have been appreciated…I’ll have to send her a nasty tweet.

  13. Hiromi Oshima
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    This dude is gross!

  14. Kayla Collins
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    Lindsey Lohan posing again? I thought she was done w/Playboy.

  15. Intelligent life forms, anyone ?

  16. Jessa Hinton Irina Voronina
    Beer Baron
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    These two look very attainable for someone of my modest income.

  17. Nikki Leigh
    Mohambi Johnson
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    Why the hell hasn’t “Instagram that Hoe” passed “Gangnam style” on YouTube yet?

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