Posted by Photo Boy
Last week you didn’t get any Playboy Playmate Instagrams because our gift to each other was Chocolate Orange Massage Oil making as little as dick jokes as possible between Christmas and New Years. And Chocolate Orange Massage Oil. Anyway, your new favorite feature is back and this time includes a shot of Hugh Hefner and his brand new beautiful bride, because if you learn anything from this site, it’s that fellating old, flaccid penis is still way better than working a real job. Follow your dreams, kids.
Photos: Courtesy of Playboy
It’s not better, just pays more with earlier retirement.
For me? You shouldn’t have!
That….is magnificent.
This reminds me of next to nothing I’ve experienced firsthand.
Coming to a tavern near you.
The one in the middle, if you please
Regarding the first photo: MY EYES! MY EYES! QUICK! I NEED VODKA, AND PLENTY OF IT!
Classic rabbit caught in the car high beam stare just before impact.
WTF? Is the first woman seriously a playmate? She looks like she’s 35 and that face is not a pretty one.
And why the hell would hef marry a woman who ran out on him and told Howard stern she only fucked the dude once and she was disgusted?
“You mean I could have used TAPE?”
future lower back problems forseen…..
Great view indeed!
sweet
yummi
Miss May 2012 Nikki Leigh