The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

January 4th, 2013 // 15 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Last week you didn’t get any Playboy Playmate Instagrams because our gift to each other was Chocolate Orange Massage Oil making as little as dick jokes as possible between Christmas and New Years. And Chocolate Orange Massage Oil. Anyway, your new favorite feature is back and this time includes a shot of Hugh Hefner and his brand new beautiful bride, because if you learn anything from this site, it’s that fellating old, flaccid penis is still way better than working a real job. Follow your dreams, kids.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy


  1. your mom

    It’s not better, just pays more with earlier retirement.

  2. Kayla Collins
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    For me? You shouldn’t have!

  3. Alana Campos
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    That….is magnificent.

  4. Sheridyn Fisher
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    This reminds me of next to nothing I’ve experienced firsthand.

  5. Lara Cole
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    Coming to a tavern near you.

  6. Tiffany Toth
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    The one in the middle, if you please

  7. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Regarding the first photo: MY EYES! MY EYES! QUICK! I NEED VODKA, AND PLENTY OF IT!

  8. Lacy Jill
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    Classic rabbit caught in the car high beam stare just before impact.

  9. Pops

    WTF? Is the first woman seriously a playmate? She looks like she’s 35 and that face is not a pretty one.

    And why the hell would hef marry a woman who ran out on him and told Howard stern she only fucked the dude once and she was disgusted?

  10. Kayla Collins
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    “You mean I could have used TAPE?”

  11. Lacy Jill
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    future lower back problems forseen…..

  12. Alana Campos
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    Great view indeed!

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  15. Playmate Instagrams
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    Miss May 2012 Nikki Leigh

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