The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

December 21st, 2012 // 27 Comments

Welcome to our now four-week-old feature – God, they grow up fast. – where we collaborate with Playboy to bring you Playmates posing for Instagram. Sadly, this week doesn’t feature Michael Bay auditioning new Ferrari washers, but it does have hot butts, so I guess that should count for something. I’m not here to tell you how to celebrate your holiday. Except I am and it’s in a bathtub full of eggnog ogling this site on some sort of waterproof tablet device. It pleases Santa Devil.

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  1. a month already? O.o

  2. Jaclyn Swedberg
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    I still say Playboy as a paper magazine will be dead within 5 yrs. But this photo is outstanding. The perfect ass,longs,fake tits or not would make me a monogamous man if I can home to this every night. Cheers to everyone still alive as for that Mayan BS.

  3. Raquel Pomplun
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    Is she really spreading the cheeks for an Apollo landing? I like….

  4. Jaclyn Swedberg
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    How far down the Playmate pecking order are you when you sleep in the laundry room?

  5. I can’t begin to say how little this new content collection interests me. If I wanted to see low quality photos of nearly naked women I’d…well, I’d be very surprised.

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    Welcome to another episode of taking freely offered pictures of vain sluts off the internet and packaging them in a fashion that will generate click revenue.

  7. Amelia Talon
    nomnomnom
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    aeon flux the way it should be.

  8. Jaclyn Swedberg
    cc
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    That is one sweet picture.

  9. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    They are real (I think) and they are mouthwatering.

  10. Tiffany Toth
    Abdul Rafiq
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    Put a Burka on her!

  11. Raquel Pomplun
    Parker
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    me too

  12. Raquel Pomplun
    cc
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    The little triangle where the light shines through? That is so damned erotic.

  13. Kara Monaco
    cc
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    If she’s related to Kelly Monaco, some scientist needs to unravel their genetic code as soon as possible.

  14. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    What the hell was the point of this??? ASS PLEASE!

  15. Jaclyn Swedberg
    Beer Baron
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    Pretty sweet set-up you have in the laundry room.

  16. Amelia Talon
    Beer Baron
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    Ma’am, could you turn your high beams down please?

  17. Jaclyn Swedberg
    Yikes
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    Look at that photo…. that means there is a mirror on the ceiling
    *BOING*

  18. Tiffany Toth Ciara Price Heather Rae Young Kimberly Phillips
    yeookay
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    From L-R:
    Wonk tits, Wonk eye, Good, Durh

  19. Tiffany Toth
    Veronika Larsson
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    The Western men let their women run around like whores. It is no wonder their civilisation is declining.

  20. Britany Nola
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    She’s got something. This one stood out among all the others. You either have “It” or you don’t. She’s got it.

  21. Raquel Pomplun
    anonym
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    that’s definitely a plumpon

  22. Nikki Leigh
    Guest
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    Mine are about the same size/shape (guessing here) and my body is very similar to hers except for more abdominal toning. So This is a “Real Girl”, I think.

  23. Nikki Leigh
    Guest
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    Not so sure what makes her an exceptional choice for Playboy. Minus fake boobs (great real ones)… She reminds me of a less toned version of myself. Interesting.

  24. Tiffany Toth
    Jumper
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    Yeah..I can see where a burqua is sooooo much better there Achmed the Bomber…

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