Welcome to our now four-week-old feature – God, they grow up fast. – where we collaborate with Playboy to bring you Playmates posing for Instagram. Sadly, this week doesn’t feature Michael Bay auditioning new Ferrari washers, but it does have hot butts, so I guess that should count for something. I’m not here to tell you how to celebrate your holiday. Except I am and it’s in a bathtub full of eggnog ogling this site on some sort of waterproof tablet device. It pleases Santa Devil.
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a month already? O.o
I still say Playboy as a paper magazine will be dead within 5 yrs. But this photo is outstanding. The perfect ass,longs,fake tits or not would make me a monogamous man if I can home to this every night. Cheers to everyone still alive as for that Mayan BS.
“long legs” a must in a women for me
Is she really spreading the cheeks for an Apollo landing? I like….
How far down the Playmate pecking order are you when you sleep in the laundry room?
I can’t begin to say how little this new content collection interests me. If I wanted to see low quality photos of nearly naked women I’d…well, I’d be very surprised.
Welcome to another episode of taking freely offered pictures of vain sluts off the internet and packaging them in a fashion that will generate click revenue.
aeon flux the way it should be.
That is one sweet picture.
They are real (I think) and they are mouthwatering.
Put a Burka on her!
me too
The little triangle where the light shines through? That is so damned erotic.
If she’s related to Kelly Monaco, some scientist needs to unravel their genetic code as soon as possible.
What the hell was the point of this??? ASS PLEASE!
Pretty sweet set-up you have in the laundry room.
Ma’am, could you turn your high beams down please?
Look at that photo…. that means there is a mirror on the ceiling
*BOING*
From L-R:
Wonk tits, Wonk eye, Good, Durh
The Western men let their women run around like whores. It is no wonder their civilisation is declining.
Yeah, it’s so much worse over here.
She’s got something. This one stood out among all the others. You either have “It” or you don’t. She’s got it.
By “it” you mean “a flat chest.”
that’s definitely a plumpon
Mine are about the same size/shape (guessing here) and my body is very similar to hers except for more abdominal toning. So This is a “Real Girl”, I think.
Not so sure what makes her an exceptional choice for Playboy. Minus fake boobs (great real ones)… She reminds me of a less toned version of myself. Interesting.
Yeah..I can see where a burqua is sooooo much better there Achmed the Bomber…