The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

May 17th, 2013 // 10 Comments

Based on the novel I wrote about Star Trek Into Darkness, you’d just assume this is some sort of nerd site for nerdbombers, but for the record, we also post pics of scantily clad women for you to think sexual thoughts about. I know that sounds unprecedented for the Internet, but it’s just some of the many innovations we’re at the forefront here on The Superficial. Next, a simplified social platform where each transmission is no longer than a text message. “The Every Bullshit Thought That Pops Into Your Mind Matters Machine,” I believe we’ll call it.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy

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  1. Holy KAK !! This one has real tits. That’s different. *total sarcasm*

  2. Ciara Price
    carpaltunnel
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    seriously when are you going to fix the pics so they fully load? sheesh.

  3. Nikki Leigh
    Deacon Jones
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    Hottest Playmate out there by far

  4. Uh yea, ’cause nerds HATE pics of scantily clad women for to think sexual thoughts about. It’s like Chuck Lorre is writing for this site.

  5. Ciara Price
    PJ Bandit
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    Reminds me of Carmen Electra.

  6. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    What Deacon said…

  7. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    Hey, nothing about this picture reminds me of college!

  8. Ciara Price
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    looks like lauren conrad

  9. Kristen Nicole
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    That’s a cute bathing suit.

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