Based on the novel I wrote about Star Trek Into Darkness, you’d just assume this is some sort of nerd site for nerdbombers, but for the record, we also post pics of scantily clad women for you to think sexual thoughts about. I know that sounds unprecedented for the Internet, but it’s just some of the many innovations we’re at the forefront here on The Superficial. Next, a simplified social platform where each transmission is no longer than a text message. “The Every Bullshit Thought That Pops Into Your Mind Matters Machine,” I believe we’ll call it.
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