The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

November 30th, 2012 // 58 Comments

Welcome to a potentially new weekly feature that I’ll be totally frank with you stems from Playboy’s need to promote its Instagram and our need to post pics of hot chicks as cheaply as possible making a reciprocal baby that looks like its picture was taken by a Polaroid in the 1970s. It’s all very wonderful and magical. On that note, each pic is SFW, so feel free to invite your boss over to the monitor for a bonding employer/employee moment such as this:

THIS DUDE LOOKS AT HALF NAKED WOMEN ALL DAY THEN GOOGLES “HOW TO MAKE A PIPE BOMB LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT!”

And what did we learn? I’m like a goddamn cobra. That’s right.

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  1. SFW? Fuck that. Anything with the name Playboy attached to it that doesn’t have any nudity in can fuck off.

  2. Milkman

    Awesome new feature!

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    TooCoo
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    the smartphone says 2010 but the hair screams 1987.

  4. Playboy use to mean something but it missed the boat a long time ago. Hugh didn’t have the foresight to go to the internet. Get your porn in a magazine in a brown paper bag. :)
    Time and time again when new technology is developed 1st users are the military and USA porn. God Bless America!

    • I just realized I’ve never heard anyone call him “Hugh” before.

      • He has always been referred to as “Hef.”

        I got to the point where it said “SFW” and figured “well, fuck this!” As much as I hate to employ any of the hackneyed phrases that are bandied about in here, I gotta say, “Tits, or GTFO!”

  5. achilles wrath

    It’s got my vote!

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    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Suddenly, I feel the urge to play bongo drums.

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    it had to be said
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    Yes. You should gave. Otherwise google doesn’t work.

  8. This could be the best Superficial presentation of all time.

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    Sheppy
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    A great set of asses.

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    Sheppy
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    Asian isn’t as hot as she should be.
    Disappointed.

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    Sheppy
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    Can’t name any of them, but any points for recognising Will Rogers State Park in Santa Monica?

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    Sheppy
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    Hella abs/hips/ass!

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    Deacon Jones
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    uhhhhhh, YEAH.

    Please do so. I need to jerk off into my company toilet before I leave work to start the weekend off right.

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    Deacon Jones
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    holy shit

    I think Playboy should just show pics of these girls naked in this format, instead of the highly retouched, lighted photos they always show

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    Deacon Jones
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    Rape. Rape. Rape.
    Go to tiki bar.
    Repeat

    • Browny

      you’re a vile idiot. and i have no doubt a fat, greasy haired, ugly mouth breather who wouldn’t have a hope having consensual sex with these women OR any others.

      By all means make ‘I’d hit it/them’ comments… but rape? gtfo.

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    Max Shreck
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    Apparently she’s Raquel Pomplun. Google has this nifty feature where you can take an image saved to yr comp, drag it into the image search text box, and it’ll return more results similar/identical to that picture, often with a name from another source.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Asian pussy is always the best.

    There’s nothing better

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    Deacon Jones
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    Good girl (pats head)

  19. USDA Prime McBeef

    I’m surprised it’s just a bunch of chicks in various stages of undress. I was expecting more photos of playmates accepting their nobel prizes in physics and other awards. Like Jenny McCarthy’s recent acceptance into the National Academy of Sciences.

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    Cock Dr
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    That’s not a Playmate, that’s a FemBot.

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    Wait…playmates have NAMES?

    I thought they were just soulless husks of either “daddy didnt’ love me” or “Uncle loved me too much”.

  22. it had to be said

    Poor Hef. Playboy won so completely that what he is sending out under the Playboy brand is walking around every college campus in the country right now. Hot chicks in yoga pants? Wow! That Playboy is always on the bleeding edge.

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    Meh.

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    humahumahuma

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    Jack London's sober moment
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    I strongly support this new weekly feature of the superficial.

  26. Playboy Playmate Instagram
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    Carmen was amazed to see what the Playboy research team did with her donated eggs, especially in only four months’ time!

  27. Playboy Playmate Instagram
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    Well, we originally came out here because we heard the grunion were running. But you really can’t call this trip wasted, now.

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    Xandra
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    I call bullshit! Obviously your little playmate arm can’t pull out your reheated turkey from Alberstsons.

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    Is she going to take that turkey out with one hand while holding a glass of wine in the other? Oh, yes, this will turn out well.

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    Browny
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    and where the fuck is the moderator???

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    ching chong lover
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    Playboy should have more ching chongs

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    ching chong lover
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    This ching chong has a weird face.

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    ching chong lover
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    nice body on the ching chong

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    ching chong lover
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    Shes got a chin ryan phillipe could divorce

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    T. Durden
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    Alison Waite. Seems a bit on the cunty side, but still hot.

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    T. Durden
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    Amanda Cerny on the left. Don’t really see anything special there.

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    Raoul
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    Hey. A playmate with one in the oven.

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    rican
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    Browny, will you accept “anal, anal, anal, tiki bar, repeat?”

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    name
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    creepy little arms

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    Hugh H.
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    And there is a problem with beautiful women posting pics of themselves looking sexy?

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    Beer Baron
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    ^^ Amen to that.

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    Beer Baron
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    She’s a dipshit, but god bless her fake tits.

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    Skeeter
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    I’d probably eat all 3 of those asses.

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    Drundel
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    Galaxy S3. I want to know her name.

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    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Gas face given

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    jim
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    very sey lady

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