The Superficial Presents:
‘The Celebrities I’m Thankful For’

November 24th, 2010 // 158 Comments

It’s somehow Thanksgiving again already, so while the rest of the world is forced to watch America celebrate that time we were the bad guys on Avatar, here’s my attempt to capture the spirit of the holiday by making a list of the celebrities I’m thankful for this year. Granted, I hate mostly all these people, without them we’d live a dull, joyless existence, and more importantly, I’d have to work at a job that requires pants. *breathes into paper bag* Happy place… happy place…

See you Saturday with The Most Important People, and Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

- The Superficial

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  1. Jesus thinks you're a jerk

    First, you fucking heathens!

  2. fester

    Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Fish.

    • Yeah Happy Thanksgiving.

      I never thought i would be so happy to see Heidi in all my life.

      Blessed Be.

      • fester

        She actually looks, well, not human but not completely hideous in that photo and the fact that Spencer isn’t in the pic is certainly something to be thankful for.

  3. Lindsay Lohan
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    for some of the best masturbation material on here.

  4. Snooki
    fester
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    Ewok ‘n’ Roll, Snooki-baby!

  5. sobrietyisacrutch

    Not wearing pants can be very comfy whilst stuffing yourself.
    That doesn’t sound right.
    Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving Mr. Bigtime Writer!

  6. Heidi Montag
    Hugh Gentry
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    excellent!!!

  7. Blake Lively
    Hugh Gentry
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    I would like to see her eating a corn dog.

  8. anonymous

    Who the hell lifts their arm up for no reason while holding a drink? Another useless thing that Heidi does.

    She should move up on her career ladder to cum dumpster already.

  9. FattyFatty2X4

    You rent Fish?
    In today’s market you can’t find anything?
    Go to Cougar, Black & White, Designer purse’s for less Foreclosures.com.
    You’ll find something.
    Maybe you can enlarge your penis while you’re at it.
    Happy L’ Triptaphan Day.

  10. Mel Gibson
    New World Order
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    Gotta love the Mel!

  11. Mel Gibson
    Cock Dr
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    Still waiting for that beaver movie.

  12. Snooki
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    It’d be great if that book was upside down.

  13. Christina Hendricks
    Cock Dr
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    Thanksgiving is the time to enjoy a little breast meat.
    You can have 2nd & 3rd helpings with this woman serving it up.

  14. John Mayer
    Cock Dr
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    Douchbag.

  15. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    One of the greatest SW pictures ever. Kim’s buttocks running loose in natural habitat.

  16. Coco
    Cock Dr
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    Gobble gobble.

  17. Jessica Simpson
    Cock Dr
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    I want those boots.
    Hers, not his.

  18. Blake Lively
    Cock Dr
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    Hope the fish has a good Thanksgiving. May you have wonderful post gluttony dreams of Ms Lively underneath, beside & on top of you.

  19. Taz

    Her body is awesome!

    • nonminti

      I understand that you mean that she’s beautiful,but because of this I feel depressed because I am having plastic surgeries neither now nor ever :(

  20. Where is Jake Gyllenhaal for making everyone he sleeps with prettier?

  21. Craig

    *For which I am thankful.

  22. Jay

    Happy Turkey Day Fish!

  23. Mel Gibson
    s'up bitches
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    Victoria Secret advertisements. Now THAT is something to be thankful for.

  24. Coco
    ilu
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    Those are some mutant nipples for boobs THAT big…lol.

  25. Britney Spears
    P
    Commented on this photo:

    is that Britney, or Sean Penn backstage in his latest movie reprising ‘I am Sam’?

  26. Kim Kardashian
    Grand Dragon
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    I love that big ol ass

  27. Christina Hendricks
    Kitty Furry
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    what is that shit poking out of her waist?

  28. paul

    Maybe half of those are real celebrities… you lie!

  29. Christina Hendricks
    Mike D.
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    your gay Mr. Superficial

  30. Yuck

    Heidi used to look cute, even when she & that assclown of a husband used to do their fake “spontaneous” photoshoots. Now her face is fucked up; she doesn’t look human, she looks like she’s wearing a mask. She won’t ever act again; she should just get on with her eventual job as a blowjob specialist in porn films…

  31. Christina Hendricks
    Govt. Cheese
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    NICE!!!

  32. Kanye West
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    Does this dude ever close his mouth?

  33. welldoneson

    Nice boobies, honey, how would you like to come over to my bed-and-breakky and I’ll, I mean, we’ll admire the view…

  34. Christina Hendricks
    clementine
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    That’s a cheap shot about her ‘obesity.’ She’s so not fat.

  35. John Mayer
    Joel
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    “In the Navyyyyyy, you can sail the Seven Seas…”

  36. Insane Clown Posse
    Joel
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    Magnets, how do they work?

  37. Miley Cyrus
    kit
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    *vomits*

  38. Fuckjudger

    I can imagine fucking her until my knob wears out.

    I doubt that it would be consensual, but I can live with that.

  39. Coco
    adrienne
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    I want to suck on her camel toe

  40. Heidi Montag
    STOPTHEMADDNESS
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    WOW!!!

  41. Kim Kardashian
    Iam Roughing Matt Damon
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  42. Taylor Momsen
    BOB
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    she has better tits than miley

  43. Coco
    BOB
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    didn’t know the governator had boobs!!

  44. Lindsay Lohan
    BOB
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    how the fuck do you get your load off in this site? there are some fugly celebs on this site

  45. Heidi Montag
    Jester
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    Love her, why is she not doing Porn yet.

  46. Christina Hendricks
    Jester
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    I don’t care how big her tits are, this broad is not hot.

  47. Kim Kardashian
    Jester
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    I’m tired of this zero and her large posterior.

  48. Miley Cyrus
    Jester
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    Now that she’s legal, I will be interested to see how she amps up the little slut inside.

  49. Taylor Momsen
    Jester
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    Would like to push her off a building.

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