It’s somehow Thanksgiving again already, so while the rest of the world is forced to watch America celebrate that time we were the bad guys on Avatar, here’s my attempt to capture the spirit of the holiday by making a list of the celebrities I’m thankful for this year. Granted, I hate mostly all these people, without them we’d live a dull, joyless existence, and more importantly, I’d have to work at a job that requires pants. *breathes into paper bag* Happy place… happy place…
See you Saturday with The Most Important People, and Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
- The Superficial
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First, you fucking heathens!
Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Fish.
Yeah Happy Thanksgiving.
I never thought i would be so happy to see Heidi in all my life.
Blessed Be.
She actually looks, well, not human but not completely hideous in that photo and the fact that Spencer isn’t in the pic is certainly something to be thankful for.
for some of the best masturbation material on here.
Liked it :)
Ewok ‘n’ Roll, Snooki-baby!
Not wearing pants can be very comfy whilst stuffing yourself.
That doesn’t sound right.
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving Mr. Bigtime Writer!
excellent!!!
I would like to see her eating a corn dog.
Me too, sign me up for that.
and I’d like to be holding it for her
Who the hell lifts their arm up for no reason while holding a drink? Another useless thing that Heidi does.
She should move up on her career ladder to cum dumpster already.
It’s called pose #7 she shifts her body sometimes into these for pictures. Like the hands on hips hair to one shoulder pose.
modeling poses with a generic drink in her hand? that’s like auditioning for a scene and eating a burrito at the same time. taking a damn moment to put it down and she wonders why she’s unemployed.
Laughing.
You rent Fish?
In today’s market you can’t find anything?
Go to Cougar, Black & White, Designer purse’s for less Foreclosures.com.
You’ll find something.
Maybe you can enlarge your penis while you’re at it.
Happy L’ Triptaphan Day.
Gotta love the Mel!
Still waiting for that beaver movie.
Jodie Foster directed it, so you know there’s gonna be tons of beaver!
It’d be great if that book was upside down.
You’re right and it would be easy to Photoshop too. Too bad I’m so goddamned lazy.
Thanksgiving is the time to enjoy a little breast meat.
You can have 2nd & 3rd helpings with this woman serving it up.
Guess you examine cocks LOL
Douchbag.
One of the greatest SW pictures ever. Kim’s buttocks running loose in natural habitat.
Gobble gobble.
Fuckin’ loled.
I want those boots.
Hers, not his.
Hope the fish has a good Thanksgiving. May you have wonderful post gluttony dreams of Ms Lively underneath, beside & on top of you.
Her body is awesome!
I understand that you mean that she’s beautiful,but because of this I feel depressed because I am having plastic surgeries neither now nor ever :(
Where is Jake Gyllenhaal for making everyone he sleeps with prettier?
*For which I am thankful.
Happy Turkey Day Fish!
Victoria Secret advertisements. Now THAT is something to be thankful for.
Those are some mutant nipples for boobs THAT big…lol.
is that Britney, or Sean Penn backstage in his latest movie reprising ‘I am Sam’?
omg she kinda looks like him haha
I love that big ol ass
what is that shit poking out of her waist?
Her girdle/corset
Maybe half of those are real celebrities… you lie!
your gay Mr. Superficial
And you’re incapable of using correct grammar.
Heidi used to look cute, even when she & that assclown of a husband used to do their fake “spontaneous” photoshoots. Now her face is fucked up; she doesn’t look human, she looks like she’s wearing a mask. She won’t ever act again; she should just get on with her eventual job as a blowjob specialist in porn films…
NICE!!!
Does this dude ever close his mouth?
only when it’s filled with collard greens.
Nice boobies, honey, how would you like to come over to my bed-and-breakky and I’ll, I mean, we’ll admire the view…
That’s a cheap shot about her ‘obesity.’ She’s so not fat.
“In the Navyyyyyy, you can sail the Seven Seas…”
Magnets, how do they work?
*vomits*
I can imagine fucking her until my knob wears out.
I doubt that it would be consensual, but I can live with that.
I imagine it feeling like an overinflated, hard plastic blow up doll.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I want to suck on her camel toe
WOW!!!
Timeless!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w
she has better tits than miley
didn’t know the governator had boobs!!
how the fuck do you get your load off in this site? there are some fugly celebs on this site
Love her, why is she not doing Porn yet.
I don’t care how big her tits are, this broad is not hot.
Jester are you gay or just stupid? You say every hot chick is not hot. Get your eyes checked.
I’m tired of this zero and her large posterior.
Now that she’s legal, I will be interested to see how she amps up the little slut inside.
Totally agree
Would like to push her off a building.