The State of Mel Gibson

With another recording hitting the Internet today, it’s time to take a look at just how unbelievably fucked Mel Gibson’s career is since we last found out he pulls guns in domestic disputes and really hates fake tits:

What’s Happening Now:

- The William Morris talent agency dropped him on the heels of the first recording leaking online.

- Every bigoted statement he’s ever made is making the Internet rounds as we speak: “They take it up the ass; this is only for taking a shit,” he told the newspaper. “With this look, who’s going to think I’m gay?”

- A second recording has just been released with this classy excerpt: “Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a fuckin rose garden you cunt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”

My Advice:

Say “fuck it” and just started running around town with a broadsword yelling racial slurs at minorities. At this point, there’s really no coming back so why keep pretending to be something you’re not? “To thine own self be true.”

Also, you’re old, so people will just think it’s cute when you decapitate a hooker.