The State of Lindsay Lohan
And now to check in on everyone’s favorite, bespeckled drug addict as she proceeds to fight tooth and nail to not take responsibility for her actions or rehabilitate herself because coke is delicious.
What’s Happening Now:
– Which is hilarious for both parties because Lindsay is “millions in debt.”
– The court knows she habitually shops for scripts and will ultimately [Insert OD'd celebrity here.] herself.
– But first, a suckle on the ol’ SamRod.
It’s a scientific fact that when two people die the same way, they’ll be together forever on the other side. Heath misses you.