And now to check in on everyone’s favorite, bespeckled drug addict as she proceeds to fight tooth and nail to not take responsibility for her actions or rehabilitate herself because coke is delicious.
What’s Happening Now:
- She had a new lawyer, then didn’t, almost had Robert Fucking Shapiro, and now she’s stuck with her old one.
- Which is hilarious for both parties because Lindsay is “millions in debt.”
- The court knows she habitually shops for scripts and will ultimately [Insert OD'd celebrity here.] herself.
- But first, a suckle on the ol’ SamRod.
My Advice:
It’s a scientific fact that when two people die the same way, they’ll be together forever on the other side. Heath misses you.
*crosses fingers*
Photos: Fame, Splash News
Mike Iksard | July 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm
innocent
me | July 14, 2010 at 7:48 am
seriously, dude? seriously? have u lived under a rock all this time and now just come out? or are u retarded
Captain_Insano | July 12, 2010 at 3:08 pm
What a useless cunt.
Drew | July 12, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Haha I love the Heath comment.
loser | July 12, 2010 at 3:21 pm
I love all the foolish onlookers in the background. Proving (without necessity) Lindsey is a circus freak.
jumpin_j | July 12, 2010 at 3:36 pm
At least Heath had a career.
Richard McBeef | July 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Kurt Cobain misses her.
ZigZagZoey | July 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Her mother is such a FUCKTARD.
You can see her pretending in her mind that Lindsay isn’t there and they are just taking pics of her.
Pretending to be matchy matchy twins…..Yeah, that is so much more important than actually being a mother….
billie jean jackson | July 13, 2010 at 12:32 pm
yup her she’s such scum she should be locked up for bad parenting
stinky mcpoop | July 12, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Coldest Lohan post. Like a swamp cooler in July.
BiJenni | July 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm
She just jumped to the top of my celibrity dead pool. This worthless cunt (yes, a gurl said that) will OD before she gets locked up. Bet yer sweet asses on that one!
me | July 14, 2010 at 7:49 am
well, even with all the celebs dropping like flies nowadays, i wouldn’t actually give a shit if she did die. might make the world a little bit better off.
Turd Ferguson | July 12, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Two haggardly women with way too big a dose of Self-Worth.
Man they both look SPENT.
bitch PLEASE | July 12, 2010 at 4:04 pm
If this bitch was any Sally Nobody she’d be in jail already. It’s sad how these “celebrities” can pay their way out of shit or get special privilages.
Sugar | July 12, 2010 at 4:13 pm
She’s gaining weight. Must be temporarily off the Adderall.
huh? | July 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Enough already with this cunt!
Lady | July 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Her bellybutton is so high up… it’s practically touching her boobies.
herbiefrog | July 12, 2010 at 4:38 pm
#freelohan
oops… wrong site @ )
Jack Burton | July 12, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I swear to baby jesus, if there is another Lohan article on here I’m never coming back. GOOD GOD WHO FUCKING CARES! I didn’t think this was http://www.crackwhoresunlimited.com this is 10 times worse than Heidi and Spencer and Britney put together enough WHO CARES
Peter T | July 12, 2010 at 7:15 pm
She loves the dyke clit ,that’s for sure. Fitting that the 2 little rug munchers were having sushi. Probably tuna. Maybe with a little cottage cheese on the side
uncle tom | July 12, 2010 at 7:40 pm
say what you want her body looks AWESOME. I would love to bang her
me | July 14, 2010 at 7:51 am
u should go to jail for saying that. just bcuz she’s that nasty
Some Girl | July 12, 2010 at 7:59 pm
This reminds me of those Ricci Lake, Muary shows where the mom is young and dresses like the teen daughter and parties with her, that is what is going on. Attention whore trying to live through Lindsay. Terrified of her daughter rejecting her so acts like her best friend instead, not a mother.
RasputinsLiver | July 12, 2010 at 8:02 pm
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Ha!
The saddlebags on her ass/thighs are hilarious! And the fish lips thing, stull goin’ strong I see.
Bitch needs Mel Gibson and his fist to come over and spend some “quality” time on her ugly face, beat those freckles the hell off her skanky carcass.
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Cock Dr | July 12, 2010 at 8:08 pm
LiLo would put a stiletto heel in Mel’s skull if he fucked with her.
Don’t mess with junkies when they’re still relatively young & strong.
RasputinsLiver | July 12, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Bullshit.
She’s a hagged out waste case with no muscle, no conception of reality and a real desire to have a fist in her face.
If she ain’t tough enough to go to jail for a few weeks, be off the ciggies and meds, and away from munchin’ carpet then she ain’t tough enough to go up against a raging religious zealot alcoholic man with full-tilt crazy in his eyes.
She’d take one look at Mel comin’ her way and she’d beg Judge Revel to let her go to jail STAT.
FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Doc,
what’s the registered name in your household?
I gotta see if he/she is as witty, thought provoking, salacious, and just plain yummy as you.
Cock Dr | July 12, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Fatty, you have put me in the blush.
I wonder why the site ate my reply to R. Liver?
FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 10:33 pm
I’d like to put you in my basement
Cock Dr | July 13, 2010 at 9:35 am
It wouldn’t be nearly as much fun as you probably imagine.
I eat a lot, & would want to redecorate.
FattyFatty2x4 | July 13, 2010 at 9:45 am
I’m fine with redecorating as long as you don’t touch my dolls.
It takes so damn long to blow them up.
Cock Dr | July 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Fair points. But I’ll still back the ginger.
Fingernail claws, oversized designer handbag loaded with studs & buckles & crap, pointy toed stilettos. It would be like fighting a wasp’s nest.
I’d pay good money to see that shit.
FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 10:31 pm
I have sensed a wee bit more anger from you recently.
What’s up, Doc?
Cock Dr | July 12, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Maybe it’s this Mel Gibson thang.
I must put “The Year of Living Dangerously” at the top of our Netflix queue, & try to just get over it.
FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 10:42 pm
when u say “our”, do you mean you and me?
a boy can dream, no?
RasputinsLiver | July 13, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Ok, dude. I’ll concede the insane, no matter how out of shape (as Whorehan is) can really go batshit crazy, mentally AND physically, if for no other reason than their insane-in-the-membrane brain can suddenly pump out the adrenaline.
Crazy-assed spotted freak bitch’d definitely get in a few licks. Especially if it’s pussy.
RasputinsLiver | July 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm
…At least for a few minutes until the adrenaline wears off.
Then she’d be toast as she’d suddenly hit the floor bawling and spasming from withdrawals.
Applesauce | July 12, 2010 at 10:06 pm
But Fish, if she dies, what will you write about?
Cock Dr | July 12, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Mel Gibson, & the Kardashians.
FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Applesauce, you sound tasty
FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Mel Gibson is a single, rich sugardaddy you can meet him at:
bigbigots.com or jews-r-us.com
Cock Dr | July 12, 2010 at 10:39 pm
LOL!
FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Fish, can you put an end to these advertisements buddy?
I once went to a dot com site for penis enlargemnent, short story even shorter, it gave my weenski polka dots and my nard sack smelled like limburger cheese for a month.
I am not a fan of anything sold on the internets.
FattyFatty2x4 | July 12, 2010 at 10:54 pm
sans anal beads
She's FUCKED | July 13, 2010 at 1:02 am
If you want to summarize BLOWhan, several words come to mind. Arrogant, enttiled, alcoholic, stupid, damaged, ignoramus. But the one that stands out the most is DELUSIONAL. She has ZERO chance of having her probation violation sentence overturned or adjusted, as the judge didn’t make any mistakes and was within sentencing limits. Yet, she’ll burn the only attorney relationship she can get, to feed her massive ego in thinking that “the judge did her wrong” & she can get off. She’s stupid, she’s entitled, she’s arrogant and she’s supremely DELUSIONAL. And, based on the fact that she won’t return her attorney’s phone calls, she’s going to get more fucked than she is now. If she wastes the court’s time, the judge can REALLY lower the boom on her; her current sentence could be small compared to what she could get if she pisses off the judge more…
Wow | July 13, 2010 at 5:26 am
Quit making harsh judgements and statements about someone none of you know, what goes around, comes around.. This woman is out of control she crossed the line and now the law will take care of her punishement. But, none of you should be talking so much crap about this poor woman with fucked up parents that raise her to be a coke addict, childish, unstable, capricious alcoholic !… Now is up to her to prove us she can turn the page and do something good out of her life and become “acceptable” but, does she really have to prove us something ?? we are not her family or anything.. we re just people following her daily misfortune !!!! Her family doesn t even give a shit about her ! i bet her father would love to see her dead so he can release books and mugs with lindsay s face !!! . I can t stand people that laugh at other s misfortune ! … It s really nasty, it shows how miserable your life is guys. Lindsay doesn t seems like an evil woman, done any harm to nobody but herself… Why do you hate her so much ???? !!!! I know… COz you don t have a life !!!!!! and you need a scapegoat or else your miserable life would be unbearable!!!!!
RasputinsLiver | July 13, 2010 at 12:14 pm
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…*sigh*…….oh shut the fuck up….
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Ketielynn | July 13, 2010 at 4:58 pm
You do realize you just did the same thing in re: to her parents and other bloggers that your accusing others of doing to her. I’m assuming you don’t know them personally either.
Zlen | July 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm
*Yawn. Go to the FREELINDSAY site in twitter or FB or whatever, maybe there what you say will make sense.
Btw, Just cos we have some time to comment here doesnt mean we dont have a life. we just have the free time to type something in our computer like what you’re doing, smart ass.
captain america | July 13, 2010 at 9:17 am
…….TRASH AT “ELEVEN O’ clock”, folks.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!
WTF Report | July 13, 2010 at 9:53 am
Oh for fuck’s sake, I thought this sort of shit was gonna be deleted. Hey , Mel – emmywa is a black jew wetback with big fake tits and provocative clothing!
MD | July 13, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Lindsay Lohan is worthless…. bad actress, freckle faced (and titted for that matter, pasty skin, dumb as a rock and thinks she matters… I hope she does the full 90 days and gets lesbo raped in jail……
Moonchild_65 | July 13, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Stupid girl…nice tits.
John Stamos | July 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
I fucked Lilo @ 8 years ago…suck on that extortion court!
hateyoufornoreason | July 13, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Her mother is starting to look younger than her.
Paul | July 14, 2010 at 12:50 am
So sad the way Lindsay mom tries to compete with her. Poor thing think she is as young as her daughters. That whole family is sick and trashy. Lindsay’s mom is looking to bag a rich man.
Zlen | July 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm
thats what i was thinking. her mom secretly competing with her. WOO!