The Situation is Classically Handsome

Against all logic and reason, The Situation might have made $5 million last year, but apparently decided GTDL doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Namely the one encased in a yellow tomb of filth. “Let me outta here! I’ve seen things, man! I’ve seen things. Don’t make me go in Pauly D’s ass again, please, for the love of- *sniff sniff* Why do I smell coconut butter.. with a hint of garlic? Ohmygod, it’s happening again! You sonofoabitch. *tries to crawl down throat* Eh.. nnff.. eh.. stupid throat cancer, always blocking my way…”

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