Against all logic and reason, The Situation might have made $5 million last year, but apparently decided GTDL doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Namely the one encased in a yellow tomb of filth. “Let me outta here! I’ve seen things, man! I’ve seen things. Don’t make me go in Pauly D’s ass again, please, for the love of- *sniff sniff* Why do I smell coconut butter.. with a hint of garlic? Ohmygod, it’s happening again! You sonofoabitch. *tries to crawl down throat* Eh.. nnff.. eh.. stupid throat cancer, always blocking my way…”
Photos: Splash News
He still looks like squidward.
He looks bad enough to be even MY ugly wingman . . . looks like it’s the grenade again for you Sitch.
If his face looks like that, imagine what his backsteroid induced backne looks like? Jesus it looks like my old lady’s rag on a bad day. On the plus side, his eyebrows are more nicely manicured than her bush though. So, plus one for the sitch.
You can’t spell situationisacollassaldouchebag without situation.
Squidward is better looking.
I’d say he looks like Bert from Bert and Ernie.
Actually it’s been bothering me all day, because I knew his face looked too familiar. His name’s not Mike. He’s actually the Chupacabra! It really does exist!
And retarded in an avant garde way
Haaa!
Zilly, translate.
http://www.3dwhite.com/crest-products/teeth-whitening-systems.aspx?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=crest%2Bwhitestrips&utm_campaign=Search_Brand%2BAwareness
I can’t believe it’s not gingivitis.
my teeth arent even that yellow and i`m a brit who smokes.
Little known fact: anal secretions will stain teeth quicker than coffee – looga dat splotchy skin too – sure signs of the onset of the aids
Anal secretions? *That* is a build-up of smegma and fromunda.
You are both wrong…it’s exposure to J-Woww and Snooki that caused the discoloration and spots.
He just split an industrial size bag of Cheetos with Snookie, maybe?
Oh who am I kidding? Like Snookie would share food.
He wanted grills but accidentally ordered 24 carrot ones
To be fair, it looks like the guy just finished eating. Sorry, but tooth decay and/or stains aren’t bright orange like that.
Obviously not appealing regardless, but good lord you’re stretching lately.
eating what? Snookie?
+2 McFeely!
Does he just wipe his face up into his hair to get that greasy slicked back effect?
No,he just sticks his head between J-woww’s breast after one of her photo shoots!
Next time close your mouth when you go spray tanning.
+1
nice!
EW!
I just threw up.
He took the phrase “say cheese” literally….
Nice
trim your fucking nose hairs dipshit…
We are all agreed that this meat sack puts the “Douche” in “Douchebag” … right?
who ordered the Pepperoni with extra cheese?
(you know…cuz he’s greasy and cheesy)
MTV very well knows that brushing teeth isn’t part of Sitch’s contract
“gtdl”….hahahaha!!
may i also add FLOSS and NOSE-HAIR-CLIPPERS???? yuck!!
ok…. I’ve googled “GTDL” and all I get is some random shit from Spain. Waht is GTDL?
I can get part of the way there. I googled it too but added “Situation”. GTL means Gym, Tan Laundry, his catchphrase, according to urbandictionary.
I never really understood why he was considered attractive – he has fake abs, tan, and personality. But really, ragging on his slightly discolored teeth? really?
There are so many other things to give him grief about… why stretch?
No shit. Just look at that skin and the schnoz. In ten years he’s gonna look like someone’s Uncle Vito… just before he died.
dude is like 5ft 2in and weighs 125
most women r bigger than him
And have smaller vaginas too!
23 pics and the asshat didn’t show his abs once. This is a first.
His abs are the only part of him remotely worth looking at. How did such an ugly dumb ass bunch of people become wealthy (somewhat) and famous? WTF is wrong with everybody?
I wonder what he got on his S.A.T.s? 399?
Do you not get a 400 for writing your name?
In Jersey, you get 499 for having the Monitor at the testing center write your name and then having you acknowledge it with your “X”.
He looks like he washed his face with a Whopper.
This is obviously the result of a whole new STD that you can only get from going down on a miniature Chilean water buffalo.
Nice scabies!
Things that must go: corn teeth.
5 million Dollars in 2010 and he still can’t afford a good dental hygienist to fix the candy corn teeth?!? ABSURD
Nasty. Seeing that picture just made MY gums bleed and I brush regularly.
What a nasty greasy scumbag.
I love the ring around the collar and the nose hair too.
Seen here promoting his latest endeavor. Tired of white pasty teeth? Give them that dark healthy tone with “The Sitch’s Tooth Tanner”.
haha I always knew Tan, Gym and Laundry trumps all other hygienic practice.
The Stitch validates my belief. Now I await the Surgeon General.
If “classically handsome” is defined as “gayer than 8 guys fucking 9 guys,” then, yeah – he’s classically handsome.
Hey classically douche guy, it’s called a toothbrush. Try using one.
I’d comment but I have no idea who this ugly is or why I should care. So I won’t :p
At least he has his real teeth–not those chiclet veneers they all get these days. I’m tired of 20 year olds looking like they have dentures.
I went to school with the situation.. not trying to sound gay but when we were in showers at gym I glanced over and I will tell you he has a fucking huge cock! I’m not gay though…….
You’re gay.
And you have low standards.
“little turtle head” is the Situation’s other nickname.
…….just VOMIT & say nothing!!
He looks like he has a mouth full of Corn Pops cereal
Ha-cha-cha-cha!
If we could just harvest the oil off this guy’s skin we’d be on our way to energy independence.
ugly ass fucker
I have nothing. This douche makes more than I do.
My dog makes more than you do when he takes a shit in the yard.
Hey Sitch! You’re supposed to spray tan your skin only, not your teeth, a-hole!
New trend – flossing with nose hair.
Nice length on those nose hairs. You could braid those puppies.
Zoom whitening costs less than a few months of a gym membership. Just sayin’, Sitch.
I’m tired of gay men telling us what men and women are attractive.
men commenting on another man’s looks.. yeah that’s not gay =0
the guy is harmless.. seems nice enough.. is enjoying life.. and relatively positive.. good for him..
hating for hates sake is old..
be more positive people.
Who would fuck this thing? Are girls that desperate?
Ok nose hair, greasy face, yellow teeth, not funny and has the personality of a wet rag… maybe next we find out he smells like swass. He is still going to score more than anyone I know. The human race is in some serious trouble.
I just threw up on my desk. Then I sprayed it with cologne and gave it a reality tv show. It was a hit, no surprises there.
I’m not sure if i’m more disgusted that he wears crosses or that massive herpes outbreak on his face.