UPDATE: The Situation Just Quit ‘Jersey Shore’

July 7th, 2011 // 87 Comments

And the Baby Gap just got itself a new T-shirt model.

According to several photo agencies, these are apparently shots of The Situation storming off the set of Jersey Shore Wednesday afternoon and telling photographers, “It’s over,” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Unlike when Vinny quit, producers haven’t immediately sold a statement to TMZ, so this could end up being bullshit, or MTV is stuffing a Lambo full of Creatine and hookers as we speak. In the meantime, if you ever wanted to know what Jersey looks like, you’re going to want to check out the crowd of “women” following The Situation as he throws his hissy fit and mugs for the cameras. Even more disturbing, half of them are 13, making their parents look exactly one step above Casey Anthony.

DAD: Whatchoo do doday?
DAUGHTER: Fallowed dat muscle guy from da TV.
DAD: Da one on dat show wit da warthog lookin’ bitch? Whazzer name? Snooki?
DAUGHTER: Yeah, dat’s da one.
DAD: Inchresting. Why don’tchoo go on in da kitchen and bring daddy his duct tape?

UPDATE: And he’s back in the house because apparently steroids make you an unpredictable, whiny bitch. Who knew?

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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    Christine in Cda
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude has the longest, weirdest fingers I’ve ever seen.

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    Problem?
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    That picture just SCREAMS “kick me in the nuts!”

  3. Problem?

    I saw pictures of this tool in an issue of The Village Voice (how appropriate) from last summer and it’s almost astonishing how much he has aged (the nose looks like it got bigger too). He actually looked kind of hot in the pictures.

  4. alex

    When is Mike gonna come out of the closet?

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