And the Baby Gap just got itself a new T-shirt model.
According to several photo agencies, these are apparently shots of The Situation storming off the set of Jersey Shore Wednesday afternoon and telling photographers, “It’s over,” and “Say goodbye to the bad guy.” Unlike when Vinny quit, producers haven’t immediately sold a statement to TMZ, so this could end up being bullshit, or MTV is stuffing a Lambo full of Creatine and hookers as we speak. In the meantime, if you ever wanted to know what Jersey looks like, you’re going to want to check out the crowd of “women” following The Situation as he throws his hissy fit and mugs for the cameras. Even more disturbing, half of them are 13, making their parents look exactly one step above Casey Anthony.
DAD: Whatchoo do doday?
DAUGHTER: Fallowed dat muscle guy from da TV.
DAD: Da one on dat show wit da warthog lookin’ bitch? Whazzer name? Snooki?
DAUGHTER: Yeah, dat’s da one.
DAD: Inchresting. Why don’tchoo go on in da kitchen and bring daddy his duct tape?
UPDATE: And he’s back in the house because apparently steroids make you an unpredictable, whiny bitch. Who knew?
Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN
I kind of hope it’s not true. As much of a tool as he is, he’s iconic now. Against all odds.
Since when does “iconic” mean “like an ingrown butt hair”?
Iconic to morons like you, not to normal people.
can’t deny he’s iconic. he’s a total fucking mongoloid but everybody still knows his goddamn name
when you have your own entry in wikipedia one might argue ur more iconic than ‘normal’ people (just playin devil’s advocate)
I like that all these fat ugly c uuunts are jealous hahah
I dunno, I think the Situation might be the warthog looking bitch.
Looooooool…
If you leave the show… how many seconds will it take until you are irrelevant?
That’s the great part, they think they are stars and can make it on their own. He’s aspiring to get a NJ Turnpike exit named after him.
You mean a rest stop?
ZZZ – lol
Now, now. I’m sure The Situation can ride his crest of fame as far as Puck from The Real World 3 did.
The next Bachelor anyone?
Naw, he has big plans. He and Casey Anthony are now free (almost), unemployable, and getting together. Someone told them that two negatives make a positive…and these losers bought it. I can see it now – “Hey YO! My bitch pregnant, and she be buyin duct tape! What up, YO?”"
that face… yikes!!
Good Lord! What the hell is wrong with his fingers?
It’s the price he pays for reaching up in there and finding Pauly D’s G-spot – YEAH BUDDY!!
“What do you mean scissors don’t cut rock? This is now a sad Situation!”
He has to be the ugliest guy ive ever seen..
A friend of mine ran into him at the shore and said he is short with a lot of pimples on his face. GROSS!
wow, where are their parents?
The world must need the talents of a backwards hat wearing douchbag more than Jersey. Godspeed, you talented monkey.
at the risk of sounding redundant, he’s from staten island, new YORK
Regardless, a douche is a douche, no matter where there from.
You know, it’s bad enough being a guy who makes comments on the Superficial, but its worse being a guy who corrects those comments. Jesus, fruitcake, get a job.
depends on the correction. jersey shore’s problems are mostly because of new york. and i have three jobs, mon
If McFeely takes this opportunity to repeat his comment on how New York and New Jersey are about the same to the rest of the world, I’m gonna kick his ass.
i’ll hold his arms for ya lol and my fams are from both sides of the hudson (flatbush/atl ave and bergen/lodi)
sorry mcfeely :)
Come on now, give Jersey some credit… we have better looking underage tail than that
Permanent beer goggles don’t count.
well played sir
LMFAO at that brief exchange
His nose looks like a huge dong. What’s worse, his sister looks just like him! True story.
Looks like that “muscle head” let himself go a bit.
I’m ashamed to admit he makes me wet.
TMI.
I really hope you mean in a “I just pissed my pants from laughter” sort of way.
He makes my trigger finger itch.
The one in the black and the one in the red already have beer bellies :S
My favorite is the fat one in red making duck lips.
The one in the red is the future Snooki
Funny, he’s wearing a wife beater under his t-shirt. Only in Jersey would someone wear an undershirt under an undershirt….
Good! Do us ALL the favor and sink into oblivion!
Does anyone else think this guy is butt ugly?
I mean, seriously, look at him.
Yes.
Can he take Octomom with him?
In a stunning refutation of Charles Darwin I give you…Jersey.
that fat bitch in the background inexplicably pisses me off
Ok.. otoh.. those jokes he bombed at whatever roast that was (Trump?), they were pretty goddamn funny. (The jokes, obviously not the delivery.) Before we total his ass.. did he write them, or was it someone at CC?
Oh, someone else wrote them, for sure.
grazie.. ok then fuckim :)
Why are half of those girls making the Snooki-face?
Seriously he can’t leave the Jersey Shore is his life now. He can’t act, rap, dance, or tell fucking jokes right. What the hell does he think he’s gonna do.
The father of the girl in red has to be questioning the life decisions he made that reduced his daughter to simulating a beej at the front of The Situation’s walkout entourage.
Fish, if I may, it’s pronounced “Innerestin” in Jerseyese, slurred together in one idiot syllable. “Inchresting” is how Colonel Klink would pronounce it, I think.
I don’t get what these guys are doing; doing they realize their careers won’t survive without being seen on the Jersey Shore? The situation is creating clothing lines, lines of polarized sunglasses for men that are similar to the aviator style, and rakes in millions in appearance fees and endorsements. Walk off the set and kiss it all goodbye!
I mean, why would he quit the show?
Look at the tail he’s getting from it, like Ms Melted Plastic Face here (1st pic, on right of shoulder). He’s crazy.
Gandalf vs. a Terminator
Who you got?
agree: CUT THE MORONS!!!
The only things this gargoyle looking bastard needs to quit is breathing & living.
The fat bitch is in the foreground. What an ugly mofo.
One less douchebag.
What the fuck is wrong with his fingers? If he wants to pursue an acting career, he could star in an E.T. remake as a stunt double.
all of those fingers have been up snooki.
fuck me. how old is this guy? he looks 40.
Motel Park n Lock. That is all.
He’s just going to visit his old man. Sometimes youtube can’t replace a hug from dad.
+1
As ugly as this dude is….I’d still let him blow a load of baby-batter all up in my azz.
I thought MTV recently announced that they were going to change the cast after the 5th season anyway? Maybe this is just their way of going out with drama?
I heard that the next step in MTV’s evolution was to switch to a 24/7 format consisting entirely of close up scenes of fecal matter actually passing through the anuses of various people and animals. Oh, and reruns of the Hills.
So basically, shit 24/7.
Good, these fucking idiots are almost done.
Now all that is left is the Kardashians and the world might be alright again.
So he’s gone from being on Jersey Shore to looking like Pauly Shore? Know what that’s called? “Lateral transition.”
BUM FIGHTS.
No loss … and cancel the shit show!
GRENADE ALERT !!!!!!!!!!!! I could NOT fuck him on a dare w /a 5th of Jack ..
He’s going to move full time into the lucrative career of energy drink commercials.
I think he’d make a shit ton of money in infomercials, considering his demographic.
he looks like crap anyway maybe they can put another hot guy in his place lol
excuse me sir, do you have a permit for your statutory rape parade?
Since MTV sucks, and letting go of the cast members, this show isn’t no gamer, wasn’t the favor.
Do you think his jizz tastes like butterscotch?