The Situation’s Pissed Everyone Knows He’s Gay

The Superficial | February 10, 2012 - 9:49 am

During a never-ending media blitzkrieg to promote their upcoming Jersey Shore spinoff, JWoww and Snooki essentially outed The Situation, and you’ll be surprised to learn he’s not too happy about it even though the gays are typically such a jovial and festive bunch. Via The Huffington Post:

“Mike really ripped both Snooki and JWoww a new one,” a show insider told the Chicago Sun-Times. Noting that Sorrentino is concerned such comments could hurt his brand endorsements, which are focused on straight male customers, the source added, “He’s extremely upset.”

Also worth noting is that former cast-member Angelina Pivarnick attempted to out The Situation a year ago to Popeater except nobody believed her because she’s a lying whore so our hands are clean on this one:

“I think Mike is gay. I think he’s gay because of the way he talks and the way he abuses girls. He talks down to women. … I honestly feel like he’s in the closet right now; he doesn’t want to come out.”

I love how The Situation’s main concern isn’t that people know he’s been pretending to be straight, but that his “endorsements” might be in trouble. Which is ridiculous once you realize he’s shilling lollipops and vodka that has a mysterious protein floating in it. I almost want to say he can’t buy this kind of publicity, but then I remembered he had sex with Snooki, so there was a price. A damp, terrible price.

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