The Situation’s Dad Figured Out How YouTube Works
Frank Sorrentino, father of Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, has apparently written a tell-all book titled “Confrontation With Situation,” which he’s decided to promote through a series of scathing YouTube videos calling out his son and airing out his dirty laundry because, surprise, somebody didn’t cut daddy a check. Take it away, Michael Lohan Buttafuoco Shabbadoo Jr.:
“You’re full of shit. I’m telling you you’re full of shit. I know you. I stood up for you. I put my fucking balls on the line for you a hundred fucking times. I ask you one fucking favor and you tell me to go fucking be like a regular fucking Joe Blow and go on welfare? No, my friend, I don’t do that.”
Of course, what’s hilarious about these things, besides the fact it literally took people six days to notice they were even there, is most of them are Frank documenting how many times he bailed The Situation out of facing any sort of consequences for his actions only to sit around complaining that his son’s an ungrateful “little fuck.” That’s like pulling the pin out of a grenade and saying, “Don’t worry, it’ll pay my bills.” Also, I don’t know many “stand-up guys” from the “old neighborhood” who solve their problems with YouTube videos that are 90% about how they actually solve their problems with fists and 9MMs. We get it, you invented the Mafia. That’s why you’re broke and crying on the Internet about your douchebag son not giving you any money instead of shooting him in the dick for not giving you a taste. Because that’s entirely how the mob works. I hear next they’re going to start poking people on Facebook for protection money.
WARNING: Audio is extremely NSFW unless you work at Godfather’s Pizza a bada boom.