The Situation’s Dad Figured Out How YouTube Works

May 11th, 2011 // 62 Comments

Frank Sorrentino, father of Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, has apparently written a tell-all book titled “Confrontation With Situation,” which he’s decided to promote through a series of scathing YouTube videos calling out his son and airing out his dirty laundry because, surprise, somebody didn’t cut daddy a check. Take it away, Michael Lohan Buttafuoco Shabbadoo Jr.:

“You’re full of shit. I’m telling you you’re full of shit. I know you. I stood up for you. I put my fucking balls on the line for you a hundred fucking times. I ask you one fucking favor and you tell me to go fucking be like a regular fucking Joe Blow and go on welfare? No, my friend, I don’t do that.”

Of course, what’s hilarious about these things, besides the fact it literally took people six days to notice they were even there, is most of them are Frank documenting how many times he bailed The Situation out of facing any sort of consequences for his actions only to sit around complaining that his son’s an ungrateful “little fuck.” That’s like pulling the pin out of a grenade and saying, “Don’t worry, it’ll pay my bills.” Also, I don’t know many “stand-up guys” from the “old neighborhood” who solve their problems with YouTube videos that are 90% about how they actually solve their problems with fists and 9MMs. We get it, you invented the Mafia. That’s why you’re broke and crying on the Internet about your douchebag son not giving you any money instead of shooting him in the dick for not giving you a taste. Because that’s entirely how the mob works. I hear next they’re going to start poking people on Facebook for protection money.

WARNING: Audio is extremely NSFW unless you work at Godfather’s Pizza a bada boom.

Photos: Splash News / Videos: TheConfrontationSite.com

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  1. DeucePickle

    This guy doesn’t have to give money to his dad, He’s one third of the Hollywood Super Douche Trinity. Which is him, (Jersey Douche) and then there is Sparkle Douche and Kardashian Douche.

  2. tank

    what a douche

  3. Rancid

    Fucking tsunami of douchewater coming out of Jersey.

  4. DKNY

    I find it amusing that he thinks his son has “gotten to the top”. Unless he means the top of the shit pile…

  5. ghost

    It’s like looking into The Situation’s future.

  6. the captain

    so explain to me how it works?

  7. The Situation
    first
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST!

  8. UnholyKrep

    The douche didn’t fall very far from the box in this family, now did it?

  9. NancyPants

    I really don’t have a problem with it because I have no problem believing that Douchebag Jr. took all kinds of money and favors and then doesn’t bother to help family out, even though he touts mia famiglia all the time.

    It probably won’t accomplish anything but it’s amusing and I couldn’t care less what Douche Jr. or Douche Sr. do with their relationship.

  10. Phalicy

    I cannot believe I just watched that shit.

  11. This explains so much.

  12. Racer X

    Now that’s a situation!

  13. This guy looks and sounds like he sells counterfeit online Viagra.
    …although I do love the Guido music and the diction like a broken typewriter

  14. stevebeagle

    who dresses this Cecil the turtle ?

    and the constant jerkoff look is beat already.

  15. Gatorbates

    The douchebag doesn’t fall far from the douche.

  16. Cock Dr

    Blogger must hate us this morning.

  17. fappuccino

    GET THIS MAN HIS OWN SHOW NOW

  18. Richard McBeef

    I would bury both those vodka bottles in his ass and then kick him with a steel toed boot until they broke.

  19. Poison Ivy League

    I love the way people like him try to throw in big words to counteract their stupidity. And gawd awful accents.

  20. It had to be said

    Somebody watched too many episodes of the Sapranos. Those who know don’t say and those who say don’t know.

  21. mupp

    Happy (completely legitimate) happy families.

    So South Park was telling the truth, people from Jersey really do act like this in real life.

    It’s like if some fairy tale land was real…and full of douches.

    • YeahYeah

      He’s actually from NY…all are from NY except for that Sammi chick!!!! Get it straight!

      • you realize New Jersey and NY touch each other, so they’re basically the same place to the entire world right? Nobody gives a fuck if some guido douche is from NY or NJ…it’s one letter difference, and the douche is still brimming with feminine odor cleansing goodness.

      • mupp

        Fair enough I apologise…you should still have them killed though. I think we can all agree on that?

  22. Reggie

    You guys better stop being so mean or Frank’s gonna whack you. That’s where he got where he is, whacking people.

    Wait, no, that’s not right – uhmm – oh, yeah, whacking OFF. That’s it. He’s a pro at whacking people off. Glad we got that sorted out. In fact, that’s the nice thing about Jersey, is that even some deluded shitbag like this can pretend he’s somebody by just spending an afternoon whacking off on youtube.

    The funny thing is that watching The Situation for about 5 minutes makes THIS anal wart look pretty good.

  23. Fucking kickbacks, how do they work?

  24. He’s totally Original Gangster. This is how they did it in the old country. when someone crosses you…you make a video whining to the whole world.

  25. The Situation
    Commented on this photo:

    I have never wanted to punch someone in the face as much as I do now.

  26. He is a paid douche. I will give him that. But bringing back “the high-top pant cuff tuck”? Unforgivable.

  27. It had to be said

    Super. Show is your tits.

  28. Fame Whore

    It’s all about Frank!
    Watch out Michael Lohan, you have competition.

  29. Manthou Artdust

    Commentary like this is what keeps me coming back. Welcome back, SW. (PB was no wilting lilly either.)

  30. Rough the π maker

    What sort of a respectable father from the old country mind you, would let his son disrespect his family and not have him wacked. You tube rant? come on Mr Serrentino…

  31. Audrey

    “Poking people on facebook for protection money” made my day.

  32. HoosierGirl

    Dear Fish,
    This post was awesome. Please marry me?

  33. HoosierGirl

    One of the best lines (thus far) from these videos:
    “If you have to call the cops to solve your problems, you may as well stick your dick up your ass and wear panties all day…. Because that’s what people do!”

    What the hell kind of people does he know?!

  34. MJiggy

    That Situation is a chip off the ol’ douche.

  35. Douches beget douches. Isn’t it time we put an end to this vicious cycle? Please, have your douche spayed or neutered.

  36. The Situation
    AteIsEnough
    Commented on this photo:

    Always thought this fuck was a douche!

  37. wtf

    I don’t believe any of this shit. But i guess the joke is on me, i watched it all

  38. Knippy

    This chick is from Mob Wives, right? Vh1 isn’t going to be happy with her telling spoilers.

  39. The Situation
    Nikki
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the start of a belly I see?

  40. Whoknows

    This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!!! WOW what a idot!! I thought Mike was a waste of space but THIS GUY????!!!! Doesnt he know how stupid he sounds, talking like he is in the Mafia or something. I doubt any one sooo stupid would be accepted!! Pathetic.

  41. es

    Best thing I learned from these videos is that the Situation almost got ran over by an Ice Truck when he was younger. That seems like a fitting end for him.

  42. thundercatsHO-OH

    It’s funny because it looks like he’s sitting on the throne taking a dump. Which is probably how the Situation was born. I’m just guessing, though.

  43. Elf

    Shouldn’t calling oneself “The Situation” automatically put you in the electric chair? You don’t see people walk around calling themselves things like “The Edge.” Do you?

  44. Chuck Bass

    This is too much! My eyes are full of tears from laughing! But I don’t think it was a 40 year old BROAD that gave him the blowjob if you know what I mean. I swear he looks Puerto Ricken even though his dad looks Italian.

  45. The Situation
    jen
    Commented on this photo:

    gay midget

  46. The Situation
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    international sign for “douche-bag”

  47. gigi

    everything about all of them look completely fake & made up… they’re just keeping this thing running for as long as they can… youtube vids?? really???

  48. The Situation
    Problem?
    Commented on this photo:

    Mrah!

  49. The Situation
    Problem?
    Commented on this photo:

    Boy’s got some nasty stretchmarks.

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