Last week, The Situation‘s dad, Frank Sorrentino, released a series of YouTube videos that were supposed to be scathing tell-alls into the real life of his son, but were mostly hilariously-told anecdotes from a stereotypical car salesman who desperately wants you to think he’s in the mob. Regardless, steroid use shrinks your testicles, so naturally The Situation went crying to court and begged for his old man to stop talking about the time he failed a history report on Poland which was literally one of the videos. TMZ reports:
According to the suit filed Monday in federal court in Miami … Mike Sorrentino claims his pop, Frank Sorrentino, is illegally using his name and likeness all over his website, TheConfrontationSite.com.
Mike also insists his dad is actively trying to damage his business reputation — by posting anti-Situation videos and statements all over the site.
… Mike is asking a judge to stop his father from using his name and likeness on the website ASAP. He also wants unspecified damages.
Of course, Frank Sorrentino is from the “old neighborhood” and solves problems with his hands and a shotgun to the face, so clearly he’s not just going to back down from this like all those times with The Bop, Charlie Moose, Henry Moose, Little Tony, Ant’ney Prosciutto, Bobby DellaSasquatchio, Cleft Lip Vinny Cleft from around the corner, Ricotta, Parmesan, Asiago, Mozzarella, other Italian cheese names. Except, just kidding, he folded the site under already. TONY SOPRANO STYLE, BITCH! *fires Tommy gun into the air, kisses Photo Boy on the lips* I know it was you, Fredo.
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Doesn’t footage of you finger-blasting Snooki in the hot tub sort of disqualify you from suing anyone for defamation of character?
it’s like a rapist suing cos someone said he parks in the retard spot
From the people who thought “Sh!t My Dad Says” was funny, comes “Dad the Sitch Sued.”
corny.
That was hateful. It’s a good thing you’re not my dad and I’m not the Situation or else you would be so sued.
that arm looks fucking ridiculous
How do you work out a tricep without accidently working out your forearm even a little bit?
By rapidly jamming the forearm in and out of someone’s anus many many times over many many months and years.
AGREED, but not as much as his face.
Won’t be long till he looks like this dude..
http://showstalker.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gregg-valentino-1.jpg
He’s the epitomy of overdeveloping one body part because you’re weaker in other parts. Every gym has them. There’s a guy at mine that does bench 4 days a week.
Except this is just silly.
Looks like Synthol.
Is that smoke coming from his cologne, or did he think to hard?
He must really have anger issues. His heads about to explode!
so how long until The Situation spin-off featuring Daddy dearest as the main protagonist hits the air? really though. summer filler or new for the fall?
I see a future on Jerry Springer for the Sorrentino Familia…should make for a great show, especially when Uncle Vinnie brings the “Problem Solver” out of the violin case and opens fire!
“…damage his business reputation?” Is he afraid this will hurt the valuation of his corporate IPO? …afraid that his stand up comedy career will be hurt? The guy is LITERALLY a professional douchebag…and he wants to sue his dad for making him look like a douchebag? That’s called “promoting” not “damage”
What a hideous, roidy, pimple faced douchelette.
How is it the gubment hasn’t investigated this pumped up idiot since they are supposedly so worried kids will emulate their “heroes” (Barry Bonds, Lance Armstrong????) and juice?
I’d like to sue his dad’s penis for getting this whole thing started in the first place.
Let’s start a class action suit.
Uggh, hate these losers so much, especially this tool.
He has to be at least 10 years older than he claims, he looks like he is almost 50.
It’s good that this added stress hasn’t caused him to lose any definition in those women’s child’s dainty forearms of his.
Big belt? Check! Big purse? Check! Big hat? Check! Big sunglasses? Check! Big hair? Check! Big cleavage? Check (and kudos)! My cock rings in her ears? CHECK!
See what happens when you give money to degenerates…
That video about the Poland project just makes him look like a terrible father. He admits that he did all of his son’s school projects and that he taught a child that Poland is a shit country with bad food. Great job, pop.
What’s with those freaky-skinny forearms?!
I’d go with the latter.
How OLD is he really?!
WTF is wrong with her stomach???? tummy tuck?
What are you talking about? Mikes dad Frank is the real deal. I heardhim say that he takes care of business with his own hands on one of these videos. He even owns John Gotti’s biography and knows all about the Gambino family. He even ate at a veal place in the Bronx that Gotti use to eat at. He also has a piece of Gotti’s hair in a ziplock back stored in his safe. He also owns all the Soprano DVDs.
I can’t get over how fucking hilarious his arms are!
He threatened his father with a “law suit” via email. Hope he’s not representing himself. Cause when you can’t spell it, doubt you can carry it out. Fuckin douche
Wow I knew he was disproportionate, but never realized just how bad! How does one’s arms get to look like that? I have a hard time believing from the gym. After all, steroids are not his prerogative!
He reminds me a little of Christian the cake boy from Clueless in that picture.
What is up with this asshole. All he must work are his tri’s. Didn’t somebody tell him that chest work can also help your tri’s and bi’s? He actually did a workout video once. People will watch anything.
………………it’s all in the family.
Busted ass troll
The Situation must shop at Douche Lord and Taylor.
Many thanks for the Snooki pics!
class.
Does no one notice the sickening massive bulge that is his upper arm?!? It looks disgusting, the tiny little forearm and then a bulbous tumor looking upper arm D=
was exactly thinking the same! looks disgusting!! whats the point in working out that hard if youre eventually totally wasting your body harmony??!! =S
You two are clearly missing the point, this douche knew the camera was there and was trying to flex his tricep, I mean look at the indented elbow. Fu**ing waste of life…
and I agree with above though, look at the pudge in the middle, taking all that creatine and supplements… when you stop, bitch tits and a gut
Looks like he only works out from his elbow to his shoulder.
Synthol perhaps?
http://freshpics.blogspot.com/2009/11/victims-of-synthol-false-kings-of.html
Damnit! Read the title too quickly and thought it said “The Situation Found Dead”.
Is that cigarette smoke or the noxious fog of too much Drakkar Noir?
I’d really hate myself when I got finished nailing her and blew on her rack. I’d feel terrible.
How about suing his dad for producing a colossal douche bag,
Why does he constantly look like he’s having an allergic reaction to some kind of bee sting, or shellfish?
the situation is mean it’s not like he hasn’t shown more embrassing things on the jersey shore. he’s a horrible son.
ugly slut!
nice tattoo, but man is she skinny
Definitely tummy tuck!! wasn’t sure till this picture
why did he sued his dad? for having a dick face? This is a real New Yorker speaking!
Steroids?
I’ve seen JS like..5 times, and this guy is an idiot :/
Don’t demons start billowing smoke and burst into flames when you put a crucifix on them? Just sayin’.
Damn, Jwoww is still hot.
She lost more weight? body looks great, but her skin is aging fast.
i used to think she had a tummy tuck… but now i think she got her newer implants inserted into her by putting them through the bellybutton and up her stomach. it’s a really strange process if you watch a video of it being done.
wow Mike! like 4real.nobody cares about you!
you have killer abs,but you a spotlight hogger.
u make me sick
u alwayz make nothing into something
GET A LIFE
ps.go get a TAN! you looking kinda vampire-ish