The Situation Wouldn’t Pay His Dad’s Medical Bills

May 12th, 2011 // 34 Comments

He will, however, lift up his shirt with the charisma of a day-shift stripper. Close enough.

Yesterday, videos featuring The Situation‘s dad Frank Sorrentino finally came to people’s attention after a week of sitting on YouTube, and long story short, his main thesis is “Fuck the little fuck.” Literally. While Frank made it clear that his main issue was Mike, a.k.a. The Situation, not loaning his old man a check, TMZ now reports that The Situation wouldn’t help his dad with his medical bills even though Frank promised to pay him back. Keep in mind the source is a “business associate” of Frank’s, so just assume it was him trying not saying the word “youse” along with 500 ham-fisted allusions to being in the Mafia:

One of Frank Sorrentino’s business associates tells TMZ, Frank had asked Sitch for some help making his monthly medical insurance payments recently — and the “Jersey Shore” star flat out refused.
According to sources, The Situation not only said no — but told his dad to “move to Florida and go on welfare.”
We’re told Frank was pretty adamant about repaying his son anyway — using money from a business deal they allegedly made to develop real estate in NYC … but the Sitch never gave him a chance.

I love how Frank’s brilliant revenge is to go on YouTube and basically talk about how his son is so built women had to blow him in their office. Because that’ll learn ‘em. Maybe next he can start tweeting how The Situation’s penis shoots nothing but Louis Vuitton handbags and diamond earrings. Then again, I don’t know if a guy who’s probably going to be outed as nothing more than a district manager for TJ Maxx is ready to go that “old school.” Might not have the stugots, know what I mean?

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  1. surprised the old man didn’t mention finding sitch once sucking on a big dick

    • ZigZagZoey

      He’s probably saving that for a stupid book!
      What do you think the chances are that maybe they cooked this whole thing up together?
      Or am I giving them waaaaaaay too much credit?

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    jlowejd5
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, I haven’t seen him looking this buff since “In The Army Now” with Andy Dick…

  3. BigJim

    Suddenly I’m reminded of John Hurt in “Alien.” Actually, that’s just wishful thinking.

    • Jimmy

      In the version Alien that The Situation is in the alien baby can’t make it through his abdominal muscles so instead it comes out via the path of least resistance – through his empty head. At least that’s how I picture it in my mind.

  4. Jimmy

    Everyone please stop calling this guy “Sitch”. It’s bad enough that he’s “The Situation” as if he’s a pro wrestler or something, but making a cutesy abbreviation for what’s already a retarded nickname and then treating it like it’s a legitimate thing to be called makes my skin crawl.

  5. It had to be said

    His dad isn’t a regional manager of anything. I predict he’s a school “custodian” who keeps getting reprimanded for swearing in front of the kids. That’s old school.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Way to suck in you fat fuck.

  7. Inmate 12236969

    So what I won’t pay my old man’s bills either.

  8. Rachel

    Guidos, gotta love them. Say what you will about blacks and hispanics, but guidos have been doing the trained-monkey entertainment thing for much longer, with the hair to match.

  9. Rebecca

    Say it ain’t so… Pauly Shore on Stereroids?!?!!?

  10. Rough the π maker

    Well if your son can’t put off buying his 10th hummer to pay your medical bills, perhaps you’re not a “stand up guy”?

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    Commented on this photo:

    “The Situation” inflatable sex doll is NOT a top seller.

  12. VandaL

    Looks like he works out with his nose an all. That’s some schnoz he’s got there. And that ‘six pack’ is shit.

  13. It looks like he’s even tired of seeing himself do that.

  14. So weird he wouldn’t pay his dad’s medical bills. I mean, when you think about how many Father of the Year trophies his dad picked up, the ingratitude is amazing. I’ll bet the old man never even hit him with a closed fist.

  15. JoeMomma

    Women blowing him?

    Doubtful, unless they were men in drag…….

  16. Aggie

    Ah, so that vacant look is because he’s dead inside, like a stripper, not because he’s borderline retarted. Cuz I was pretty sure it was because he’s borderline retarted. I consider myself corrected.

  17. dontlooknow

    The dumb s**t looks like a future Jimmy Durante.

    • Sami0601@hotmai

      do not insult Durante like that

      • dontlooknow

        You’re right. Sorry Jimmy. The dude/bitch above looks like a guy whose nose is going to get bigger and bigger with each passing year…unlike his panty pet, which will get smaller and smaller as the ‘roids take control…

  18. Aja

    I don’t find him attractive at all.

  19. Napoupi

    Butterface !!

  20. genius status

    has anyone thought that as dumb as the Situation might be.. his dad is a dead-beat who is now out to make him look like an ass for $$$?

  21. bart

    Eyes at half-mast, he looks stoned

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    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    For a guy who calls himself The Situation, you would think there would actually BE a situation to refer to. I see guys with ACTUAL abs who look better that this at the dog park. Jwoww has better than abs him.

  23. ayo

    I’m absolutely astonished, SHOCKED! I mean, he’s portrayed as such a kind, caring and self-sacrificing person on TV. After finding out about this I’m never going to be able to look at him the same! Oh, how we’ve all been blinded this whole time, damn you MTV! This is just like that nice Jenelle!

  24. Well, Dad, maybe you wouldn’t have had all those problems if you took care of your core muscles.

  25. You can see it on his face…he’s just realized THIS is his life. Pulling up his shirt and mugging for cameras. Self respect need not apply…

  26. Inmate 12236969

    We all know the Situation is kind of a dick; I listen to the audio of Situation’s old man on the Howard Stern show and his old man is really a DICK! Man what a fucking loser.

  27. How

    Apples don’t fall far from trees. Dickness is a learned tradition in some households…

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    Problem?
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously. I’ve seen better abs.

    He actually used to be a lot more ripped before he was “famous”:

    http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/52036291.html?page=1

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