Not realizing he was only invited so the real comedians had more material than just a bad toupee, The Situation actually attempted to tell jokes at last night’s Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump only to be booed off stage, according to the LA Times:
The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing Aviator sunglasses, and proceeded to bomb all over the place. His jokes were so bad that one Comedy Central exec suggested that most of his act might be cut from the final broadcast of the roast, which airs March 15.
“The Sitch,” as he’s called, deadpanned to Cummings, “I actually wouldn’t call you a grenade because you won’t be blowing up anytime soon.” (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.) Before long, the audience began to boo so loudly that comedian Jeffrey Ross, who’s been at this so long he’s known as the Roastmaster General, had to interject into the act to try to save the Situation, who’d already claimed he shared one quality with Ross: “This is my first night doing comedy.”
“It’s also your last,” Ross responded, to overwhelming applause.
While the rest of the roasters took shots at Doucheface McAbstein of Dateraper Valley, probably the best one came from Snoop Dogg who apparently doesn’t enjoy jokes about being a slave, so who knows what that’s all about:
Snoop pretended to mistake the Situation for Snooki, “I’m sorry,” he said, “all white people who act black look the same to me.”
At that point, I like to believe the microphone burst into flames as the announcer from NBA Jam yelled “BOOMSHAKALAKA!” over the PA system. Otherwise, let’s all agree God is dead. I don’t know how else you interpret that.
Photos: Getty
Fucking awesome. I hope they leave him in there just enough to let Snoop’s comment it in too.
I can’t help but feel that kind of loss and disappointment that comes when events unfold that COULD have been epic, but just missed the mark. If only Snoop had walked over an punched “Sitch” in the face over and over, screaming in coherent rage about “belittling his slave ancestors”.
That…that would have been just amazing.
Nah, Snoop took the high ground and schooled this moron.
Perhaps a more Michael Richards-esque approach to comedy, eh?
Only one problem, Snoop would have gotten the everloving shit beaten out of him. Oh well.
While I hate anything to do with Jersey Shore, Snoop can get over it, these roasts are always racist as hell and he has been to enough to know that. What he said about Snoop pales in comparison to 70 percent of the material used during the Flavor Flav roast “he looks like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge on the surface of the sun”.
yeah, it’s kind of a win-win, isn’t it?
so sick of him pointing his finger like he’s fuckin elvis. where’s charlie with a machete when you need him!
hahahahaha, well said
the index finger of his right girly hand is all jacked up too: it’s from a little-known injury sustained when he tried to jam it in a dude’s peehole cuz he was drowning in a colossal creampie
That joke was a s lame & unfunny as the situation’s performance @ the roast.
By the way although the situation’s jokes sucked they were not offensive like some people r saying, when it comes to comedy anything goes, racism, murder, rape, etc, etc, if we would’ve been funny nobody would care that he made a racist joke, they do racist jokes on the roasts all the time & they’re funny.
OMG! Bwahaha ~ That was awesome dude!
In fairness, the non-comics generally use material written for them. Oh fuck fairness this guy’s the cultural equivalent of a spark in the Hindenburg, I hope they tarred and feathered his syringe marked ass.
I miss Bea Arthur. She was hilarious at the roast of Pam Anderson. Ah well, at least we still have Betty White.
You think he knows how to read? You need brain cells for that.
Guidos get booed anywhere they are, except in the slums of Jersey or NY.
Its no coincidence that the type of women that like them are basically slugs with legs, but dumber.
♫Muaa, muaa, mauaaaaaaaaa♫
Even Adolf Hitler can roast trump.
I didnt know Snoop was so smooth, totally pwned his ass
You didn’t know Snoop Dogg was smooth?
It’s smoov!
no i didn’t
It’s easy to be smoov when you’re zonked on hash.
Snoop is awesome at roasts. I think he’d be a really intelligent guy if he hadn’t smoked out half his brain cells.
You should’ve seen his mini comedy series Doggie Fizzle Televizzle that ran briefly on Mtv… that shit was so funny. Snoop is way smooth.
Who could have imagined asking “the situation” to be witty and spontaneous for a live recording would turn out poorly? Who produced this thing? Snookie?
I’m not normally a fan of Snoop, but kudos to him.
This fucker’s career is more done than that fucking steak I left on the grill last weekend after passing out.
Seeing as how his entire career is based around being a douchebag, this probably won’t hurt him at all.
I shouldve said “15 minutes”
HAHAHA this guy must have been sweating harder then a black man trying to read, when snoop was bagging on him!
…Or a white person trying to dance.
…or a black person trying to find their food stamps to no avail, since they’re under his work boots.
We get it, youre an inbred racist. Now run along and play in your pool/bed of your aunt ma’s pick-up.
that sounds pretty racist too, dick
HOw was that racist? What race is broadly associated with swimming in the bed of pickups? I think it’s more of an inbred thing.
Douche
Seriously, that dude is not good looking. But at least he has intelligence and wit to fall back on.
No shit! He’s actually a midget and ugly, that plus all of the shitty “style” he have and the brains (or lack of them) make him disgusting. And he claims to have the best abs in America, srs, and they actually look like shit.
But, what the fuck am I saying, this dude is making millions and I’m almost living on the street.
eh. Wasn’t that great of a cutdown. The easiest way to offend anyone is to call them Snookie. No thinking required. Plus I wouldn’t say he acts black. Several other obnoxious stereotypes, yes, but not really black.
Snoop’s too cool ti watch the show, so he doesn’t know how they behave. He probably just based his statement off of having observed the Situation’s wannabe swagger.
Seriously, that dude is not good looking. But at least he has intelligence and wit to fall back on.
He’s good looking below the neck. Like Michael Phelps.
Ha, I like it LT – very Seinfeld-ish quip there…
I actually feel kind of bad for The Sitch. He’s not a bad guy, just kind of a doofus who is somewhat lacking in appropriate social skills. And after all, he’s famous for his abs, not his charisma.
This guy set s the Douche bar at a nearly unreachable level.
Look at the way this guy stands, particularly when he’s posing/flexing in these photos. He’s closeted gay or definitely bi.
I just love that you put “BOOMSHAKALAKA” in there.
Agreed – Best part of the post!
Ghost of Hitler: you know, I got more hair on my sexy stash then Trump got on his head? Hiyoooo
Ghost of Hitler: No applause, Please. You don’t want to encourage me…
Ghost of Hitler: Hey Trump? I need a loan. You happen to be Jewish?
Trump: Why do you want to know, A.H. I am not even allow to speak to you?
Ghost of Hitler: I question anyone with a gold sink in his house, my friend. Dont get offended…
Ghost of Hitler: Hey Trump?
Trump: What?
Ghost of Hitler: I got some nice property in Austria man…
You’re nowhere in the Fish’s league, so don’t even think of quitting your day job. On the other hand, if it happens to be writing equally pathetic material for The Situation, then you’re fucked no matter what.
What? No notches shaved in the eyebrow?
To be fair, a black joke on a Roast is hardly anything worth reporting about. Have any of you ever actually watched them? Half the shit that fat fuck Lampanelli says is far worse than that.
They invited “The Sitch” to speak at a Roast? Was Corky not available?
His career is deader than Abe Vigoda’s cock.
Take away his HGH and Ed Hardy clothes and he would look like a million other men who used to stand in line waiting for soup back in 1932, or one of the dunces from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. He has the dumbest face I have ever seen.
You must have missed every single Kendra Wilkinson post ever on this site.
She looks so stupid, I swear my i.q. drops a few points just looking at her.
and sadly, as dumb as ‘the situation’ is, he has somehow parlayed his sub human intelligence, below average looks, and his only discernible skill of pointing at his stomach into a 10 million dollar fortune.
No idiot. The “Bitch” didn’t do anything. The Media set him up because he is just what they are looking for: a moron that the other t.v. watching morons can somewhat relate to.
And nothing more.
So you think Snooky planned her wealth out as well?
Why are idiots now millionaires?
That’s odd. I told that same Snoop Dog joke the Grand Kleagles of Southern Idaho Rally last summer and it went over great.
Douche chills, man. Douche chills.
Every time I see this guy’s face it reminds me of the old cartoon Mr Magoo. Those pudgy cheeks and bulbous nose are classic Mr Magoo.
Guy might be a dick but that property joke was pretty much on a par with most of the shit you get at those roasts, and it’s actually more insulting to trump than snoop if you think about it for more than half a second seeing as it’s basically calling him a slave owner.
It’s not like the moron actually wrote any of the lines himself anyway, he just got booed because of who he was.
lol which is even WORSE.
but, wait… snoop dogg probably owns property too
JAZZ HANDS!
People that are actually successful don’t have pockets full of crap like this guy. That’s what personal assistants are for.
What he’s too stupid to realize is that he’s throwing the saggy nutsack version of the “You should be castrasted” sign. Monkey see, monkey do.
Ok, so “The Sitch” isn’t funny, isn’t bright, and is probably a racist…but did he lift up his shirt to show off his belly like a 4 year old girl again?
What’s with all the air-scissors these douches throw?
does he have a boner?
Epitome of “dilemma.” You are in a room with Charlie Sheen and this guy. You have a gun with one bullet.
use the bullet for yourself dummy…
DQ = (I+G) * F
I = Inches of sidewall scalp
G = ounces of hair Gel used
F = average Finger points in an hour
DQ = Douchy Quotient
Can’t argue with science.
Yes, “Sitch”, some of Snoop’s ancestors were property, but some of his ancestors raped and pillaged the crap out of your blue-eyed, blond haired ancestors, and because of all that rapin’, you can enjoy a tan.
“The Sitch” is part eggplant.
This made me so happy. I actually watch Jersey Shore (yeah, I know, but it’s enjoyable if you’re in the right frame of mind….and by the right frame of mind I mean really, really high) and you can tell he thinks he’s suuuuuuuper funny. Glad he got put in his place.
That’s Retarded
As if that face wasn’t enough, God had to throw a set of backwards-bending, hyper extended knuckles into the already skin-crawlingly gross mess that is The Situation.
weird finger
is he related to megan fuxks?
in case he didn’t know it yet.
Doneld loves the C*CKS & AN*S of young boy’s!!
Dude looks like pauly shore!!!!! ha ha
Look it s the “retardation”
DUDE! Whatever you do…. DON’T say anything racist, ok mike? MIKE????
Too late… Theres a SITUATION
DIE DIE DIE DIE
lol no, I think its just the situation in his pants!
What’s with that finger he’s pointing? Looks like a little stiff dick.
You or the people whose dicks you’ve been looking at need to go to the doctor.