“Yo, girl, whatchoo mean I gotta pay extra for tetherin’?”
A surprising amount of you wrote in about this one, so here’s a story about The Situation getting kicked out of the Apple Store in Vegas presumably during a break from haute couture lollipop design. Via Gizmodo:
The Situation, from the MTV hit freak show Jersey Shore, was apparently trying to get an iPhone 4S from the Apple Store but got kicked out instead. Was the fake tan and hair gel combo smell unbearable? Nope! Sitch foolishly tried to cut the line.
When an Apple Store employee saw Mike up to no good (he’s either killing or making this season of the Shore btw), he told him to GTFO and threw him out.
While it’s no Shia LaBeouf getting mauled by a rotund, shirtless Canadian, picturing The Situation getting bounced by an uppity Apple Store “Genius” is probably the second greatest feel-good story of the day. I swear I don’t start each morning with the intent to make people feel good to be alive, but they should probably start reading today’s posts to talk people off of ledges. Just to be safe. “Kicked out of an Apple Store, huh? Maybe I can deal with my wife sleeping with my brother. Thanks, The Superficial!” (You’re welcome, Fictional Man.)
Photos: Splash News
Retard Royalty !
All hail the King of the Jersey Retards!
i like cock
If they do a remake of “Escape from New York”, this guy can play The Douche.
“you’re the douche” “YOU’RE THE DOUCHE”
I’ve noticed he’s been photographed wearing different rosaries around his neck. Is this a new fashion statement or is he really, really religious?
He’s the Patron Saint of Herpes.
Good one
Patron Saint of Douchy Retards !
I think he’s really, really an idiot. A rosary is not a necklace.
it’s a plastic one to boot. probly an after-anal present from fr doomey
When I was a young pup going to parochial school the nuns impressed upon us that rosaries were “Not To Be Worn” like pieces of jewelry. Additionally, what that cretin is wearing isn’t even a real rosary, just some lookalike garnishment in a failed effort to look trendy. In fact, it looks like it’s made of Pop-Beads. What a fucking shithead!
good catch vito–no decades..
Heheh Maybe the a-hole got into one of his nana’s craft projects. His undies are actually comprised of doilies.
http://fuckyeahdoilies.tumblr.com/
Doubt he is really religious.
He actually sells a line of them
GTL – Goddam Talentless Loser
I never realized he was a midget….
I shall call him “The Bitchuation.”
He does look really really short. Yet something else to add to his already profound level of unattractiveness.
(And please stop posting about this retard.)
Couldn’t we trade him and all of the worthless half – assed Jersey Italians to somebody for something? Ok , couldn’t we trade for nothing ? Can’t we please just give them away ?
Who wants a group of stupid morally – bankrupt idiots for free ?
this coming from the asshole who brought us “gilligan’s island?”
I’m rolling over in my grave ! This jersey shit is ruining my eternal rest
Wolf Blitzer is reporting that if Ashton Kutcher gets kicked in the dick by a librarian today, there will be an immediate joint assembly of Congress to declare October 18 a national holiday.
That come hither look over the top of the sunglasses was played out before it was played out.
I wish Dice Clay would kick his ass .
Situation could be his son. Both are douchebags
FACT: Apple shares have taken a 7% dive in the immediate hours following this story. NOT that it’s related. But.. that also happened to another company this year after a run-in with one of these clowns.. It’s almost as if God has these idiot’s backs. Or wishes atheism on us.
(idiots’)
from http://www.thesuperficial.com/abercrombie-fitch-jersey-shore-the-situation-08-2011:
dcinsider | August 17, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Oops. Don’t fuck with the Sitch.
Abercrombie & Fitch Company (NYSE: ANF) Change: Down 6.15 (8.66%) Today
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/19/technology/apple-disappoints-analysts-despite-54-rise-in-profit.html
Can’t stand this ugly little toad. A case of get famous or stay a virgin.
Situation: “Hey, but I’m famous!”
There’s a very terrible, horrific place in hell awaiting Ryan Seacrest.
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