The Situation Kicked Out Of Apple Store For Cutting In Line

October 18th, 2011 // 34 Comments

“Yo, girl, whatchoo mean I gotta pay extra for tetherin’?”

A surprising amount of you wrote in about this one, so here’s a story about The Situation getting kicked out of the Apple Store in Vegas presumably during a break from haute couture lollipop design. Via Gizmodo:

The Situation, from the MTV hit freak show Jersey Shore, was apparently trying to get an iPhone 4S from the Apple Store but got kicked out instead. Was the fake tan and hair gel combo smell unbearable? Nope! Sitch foolishly tried to cut the line.
When an Apple Store employee saw Mike up to no good (he’s either killing or making this season of the Shore btw), he told him to GTFO and threw him out.

While it’s no Shia LaBeouf getting mauled by a rotund, shirtless Canadian, picturing The Situation getting bounced by an uppity Apple Store “Genius” is probably the second greatest feel-good story of the day. I swear I don’t start each morning with the intent to make people feel good to be alive, but they should probably start reading today’s posts to talk people off of ledges. Just to be safe. “Kicked out of an Apple Store, huh? Maybe I can deal with my wife sleeping with my brother. Thanks, The Superficial!” (You’re welcome, Fictional Man.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. Gilbert Lowell

    Retard Royalty !

  2. the situation

    i like cock

  3. If they do a remake of “Escape from New York”, this guy can play The Douche.

  4. Freebie

    I’ve noticed he’s been photographed wearing different rosaries around his neck. Is this a new fashion statement or is he really, really religious?

  5. KWDragon

    GTL – Goddam Talentless Loser

  6. Bane

    I never realized he was a midget….

  7. kimmykimkim

    I shall call him “The Bitchuation.”

  8. Er.

    He does look really really short. Yet something else to add to his already profound level of unattractiveness.

    (And please stop posting about this retard.)

  9. Sherwood Schwartz

    Couldn’t we trade him and all of the worthless half – assed Jersey Italians to somebody for something? Ok , couldn’t we trade for nothing ? Can’t we please just give them away ?
    Who wants a group of stupid morally – bankrupt idiots for free ?

  10. lackschmee

    Wolf Blitzer is reporting that if Ashton Kutcher gets kicked in the dick by a librarian today, there will be an immediate joint assembly of Congress to declare October 18 a national holiday.

  11. That come hither look over the top of the sunglasses was played out before it was played out.

  12. See Alice

    I wish Dice Clay would kick his ass .

  13. FACT: Apple shares have taken a 7% dive in the immediate hours following this story. NOT that it’s related. But.. that also happened to another company this year after a run-in with one of these clowns.. It’s almost as if God has these idiot’s backs. Or wishes atheism on us.

  14. Karen

    Can’t stand this ugly little toad. A case of get famous or stay a virgin.

  15. SFRowGuy

    Situation: “Hey, but I’m famous!”

  16. Archies_Leach

    There’s a very terrible, horrific place in hell awaiting Ryan Seacrest.

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