While Alexander Skarsgard is on the east coast enjoying a legitimate vagina parade – And trust me, ladies, my heart also aches over today’s lack of Swedish Fuckinator shots. – here’s a not-ironically shirtless The Situation in Los Angeles where he genuinely believes he’s going to make it because MTV reality stars always go on to fame and success after their shows are over. In fact, I can just see a producer now, top down on his convertible, frantically trying to find the next big star when, “Wait. Who’s that handsome fellow bravely wearing a suit jacket with no shirt underneath outside of the 80s? He’s the one I’ve searched for!” Butt Bandito 5: Buttrix Buttloaded will go on to win five AVN Awards including the coveted Best Money Shot in Gay Porn, dedicated to its star who died after thinking you can still take HGH while AIDS positive. “He was an idiot, but he was our idiot,” producers will say. “We’ll never forget how he challenged us each day. Mostly by never showing up on time and thinking he had other career options which has yet to stop being hilarious. ‘Yo, Sitch. DeNiro’s on line cock for ya,’ we used to say. It’s funnier when there’s a penis handy.”
Photo: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
“You know what really grinds my gears, this Douche!”
NOW WITH TWO HEADS, GIVING AND RECEIVING
How dare you lure me with talk of my favorite viking, only to assault my eyes with King Douche-a-Rama? Shame on you, Fish, shame on you. Photo Boy, give this man 50 lashes, please.
Give me Skarsgard or give me death!
Fuck, I’d consider banging Charlie sheen over this asshat. I mean, if death wasn’t an option.
I agree 100%!
mIRANDA kERR’S ASS IN THAT AD!!!!
I love how the bulldog fountain thingy looks like it’s coming out of the side of his head… ahem, yes, more Alex please- I need a palate cleanser now… ugh
Fuck this guy is really, objectionably ugly.
I agree.
His face looks like a 1950s Walt Disney caricature of a greasy guinea.
Bwahahaha! I love that.
I’m sure he and Eric Nies will have a good time discussing the MTV fame machine on the set of Butt Banditos.
PLEASE stop enabling this douchebag and his unabashed moneygrab douchebaggery.
If you can get him to come over to Saudi Arabia , I have a job for him in the seraglio or brothel.I need someone to do the laundry everyday , to clen up after my fellow royalty
Seriously, what’s wrong with his abs? It really just looks like his intestines rolling around in there.
I have a job for him in Jersey, cleaning up my “priivate booths ” at the Adult video store
NO! He would enjoy that much too much!
he’s already busy cleaning the shore picking up used condoms and sucking the jizz out of em
If only he would choke on one…☻Or two…
Who said we were giving him cleaning tools?
This guy truly is the diet cola of evir.
Poor Mike doesn’t even know that looks like a narcoleptic dolphin/gargoyle hybrid. He’s lucky to even fistpump a grenade or an orange snookicabra.
Dear City of Angels – Don’t just get rid of this douchebag for the blogger, do it for all of us. Do it for America.
Pay me.
50-50
I just looked it up , and his picture is next to the entry “jackoff”
I would think that Italian – Americans would be so embarrassed by this “thing” that they would take out a contract on all of them
I just realized that he’s the Italian American version of Mr. Magoo.
This guy will forever be linked with feminine hygiene. In more ways then one.
he’s like one of those hideously ugly chicks who gets breast implants and spray on tan, then dresses like a skank and thinks she’s hot because people pay attention to her, but really they think she’d just be an easy place to drop a load in.
Basically, I’m saying he’s gay rape bait…and best of luck to them.
I think you just described ALL of the women on Jersey Shore, not just The Situation.
when you are talking about “drop a load in” you are talking about space docking right?
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
One look at Deena
And off goes my weina
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!
*Toot Toot*
Bravo ! Bravo !
LOL don’t be mad just because he has made more money in the last year the you will make in your lifetime.Haters always going to hate why can’t you just be happy for someone. And again if it was not for people like that you would have nothing to talk about on this site since he is the type of person you guy post pictures on everyday. Get rid of him and everyone else like him and your ass will be flipping burgers within a month.
That was a large fry i orders not a small get used to hearing that.
Fuck You !
Sorry to offend you two burger Boys , either that or you are mad that you might have some competition atd the burger flipping Olympics this year.
I don’t comment about all of the posts . This “thing ” offends me as a human being . His utility seems to be making faces and fucking whores, and looking like a horses ass all of the time , which I doubt is intentional. He “coolness ” should be sent to another country where backwards country – fuck illiterates can truly appreciate him
WTF do you come to this site for? The world fucking news. FFS he is what this site is all about with out him it dies then its back to watching porn and jerking off only hoping that mommy or daddy does not come in and catch you.
This douche wouldn’t even know COOL if it came up to him and froze his dick off.
You might want to use a spell check or go back to school. Your usage of plurals and nouns seems to be sub – par
Your Burgers are burning go back to flipping
Man, I come to this site because Fish is fucking hilarious. I don’t give three shits about 90% of the celebrities on here, and half of them I wouldn’t know about if it weren’t for this site.
What I want to know is, why the hell did Petrone come to this site if they are anti-”hatin’”. Could it be… this person… likes The Situation? I think my mind just exploded. “That’s… that’s not possible! *BOOM*
Does he owe you money ? You’re kissing alot of his ass for what reason?
Previous post was for ass – sucking petrone
No shit Sherlock you must be the Brains of the Burger bunch i see. Pretty sure we all know who your comment was a response too. Did you even make it to Burger flipper yet or they still you have you mopping the bathrooms out?
Is that you in you greasy wopptastic glory ? You seem to know alot about burgers for some reason
FFS learn how to reply :)
You two deserve each other.
He is so fucking ugly. Not sure what kind of ho it would take to bang that. IT’S GROSS.
Boys ! Boys ! let’s calm down and take our seats . This kind of behavior cannot be tolerated in civil society!
Petrone seems to be fiercely defending the situation’s honor . Maybe the petrone is the situation?
Send the situation to Afghanistan to learn how to become e bullet deflector
Sitch and Kim kardasshian in matrimony , Two worthless wastes of oxygen in wedded bliss
Hey “The Situation”, what’s the international douche pose look like? Oh yeah, that’s it.
If they didn’t already, I’m pretty sure Italy hates our fucking guts for pawning this asshat off on them. They really didn’t do anything to deserve something that bad.
MAGNETO WAS RIGHT!
That is the biggest piece of shit that I’ve ever seen coming out of the neck of a wall-hanging dog’s head.
I can move my screen so his head is gone…but now even his hands are annoying.
Only The Situation could grow a tumor the shape of an English bulldog with a tan that rivals his own.
there is a special study to be an american *SSHOLE like him?
Damn you bulldog-fountain-that-on-a-thumbnail-looks-like-an-exit-wound
And to think that this guy is richer than you will ever be. It’s a damn shame.
His fingers remind me of ET
is that his soul leaving his body?
Wait…is that “the more you know!” logo shaved into his hair?
Brilliant observation! This guy is a walking PSA for (insert STD here).
Is this the unveiling of the abs that he bragged about on Facebook? So….what? What is different about them? They still look just as oddly shaped and deformed as before.
This guy is so f***ing ridiculous, I can’t even hate on him anymore. There’s still something very enjoyable in making fun of him, though.
Whatcha doing there, Mike?
Hey, didn’t your actually kind of good looking friend the Unit just get arrested for drugs?
“Wake me up, before you go girl / Because I’ll need back all my guy clothes…”
Jazz Hands and Greasy Fingers