Alright, folks, after way more entries than I anticipated, it’s time to close the door on submissions for The Superficial Banner Girl contest. In the meantime, enjoy Gianna from New York (above) while I sift through an assload of shots and hash out how the hell this voting process is going to work. I’m thinking puddings and pillow fights.
Stay tuned and thanks to everyone who entered. And not just because I got to see your boobs. Mostly.
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Bowman | July 6, 2010 at 12:15 am
Jailbait.
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 6, 2010 at 6:28 am
And you ARE the one I AM looking for to punch
Gone Fishn | July 6, 2010 at 8:05 am
i get the 2nd punch
Andrew | July 6, 2010 at 12:16 am
Some bad ass tits
Fati87 | July 6, 2010 at 12:19 am
Nothing special at all. Any girl can take a shot like this. And she has no lips. She ain’t your banner girl.
xokdmr | July 7, 2010 at 2:32 pm
AGREED. this girl is absolutely sub-par. the sad part is, she’s winning the current vote. I can appreciate a nice pair of tits as well as the next gal, but this girls’ rack is average at best, she has an awkward nose, and absolutely no lips to speak of. I could take a hotter picture than this in my sleep.
captain america | July 6, 2010 at 12:59 am
………..BEING FRUITFUL LOOKS LIKE THIS.
tony | July 6, 2010 at 1:02 am
totally agree with fati87. her boobs are fine, but her lips and face aren’t anything special whatsoever. NO NO NO.
we need a nice face, and i am going to keep pushing for kristin.
meowmix | July 6, 2010 at 1:06 am
She’s the type of a girl that would fart on a pillow and then suffocate you with it. You know the type!
Rufus The Cat | July 6, 2010 at 2:17 am
Shannon Price?
Randal | July 6, 2010 at 1:08 am
Well wow, what can I say? I am just floored, literally knock me over with a feather these women are gorgeous. I do not envy the person in charge of picking just one out of such a bevy of beauties. There is a great amount of love in those photos, ladies I hope you all find everything you want in life and more. Thank you all for sharing with us your beautiful selves, you are all winners.
lucas | July 6, 2010 at 1:17 am
shut the hell up
Angelina | July 6, 2010 at 1:27 am
Be nice. I thought that was sweet.
Ted from LA | July 6, 2010 at 3:54 pm
warning !!! fake Randal alert !!!
Ninny | July 6, 2010 at 1:24 am
No way. First, this is not a profile shot, and second, the profile is not banner girl worthy. And the girl is trying to distract you from the profile using boobs. Very, very weak indeed.
If the contest is about your profile, why do you keep sending in boobs? Oh, wait… never mind.
kingdekar | July 6, 2010 at 1:44 am
I say crop the heads and post a bunch of the best nudies that were sent to you. Share with your loyal viewers!
AdaLeigh | July 6, 2010 at 1:57 am
So… everyone pretty much submitted partial face shots, and/or three-quarter profile shots, and/or boob shots?
great job following instructions, people.
i guess cause everyone looks better at 3/4 views than profile views.
Madonna | July 6, 2010 at 3:50 am
Where s your upper lip skank ??? Girl, put some collagen in it !! LMFAO:::::::::: and if you really wanna win this contest, get your tits done by a surgeon and a better picture you slut !!! Where you show your face, tits, pussy and ass !! you gotta turn us on, stupid hoe
mensa | July 6, 2010 at 6:01 am
^ it’s true, this guy typifies the usual jackasses found here at the Superficial. *cough
anonym | July 6, 2010 at 4:08 am
where the fuck are all the pics?
at least post the top 25.
Thandorbeast | July 6, 2010 at 5:33 am
Wow, I can’t believe how harsh and rude most of you people are.
Every entrant is a winner in my books.
Cobra | July 6, 2010 at 8:43 am
Thandor, here’s why these assclowns are so harsh and rude:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
davidlover | July 6, 2010 at 6:17 am
hi
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 6, 2010 at 6:27 am
I think she is very pretty and deserves to be on the top. Her lips look sweet and I like the lipstick colour. And I love her red hair and glowing skin and long lashes!
As for me I have no problems with boobs. No boobs no problems.
God | July 6, 2010 at 6:36 am
THIS IS IT !
Make her the banner the lips are PERFECT !
God | July 6, 2010 at 6:38 am
This is IT !!!
Make her the banner GIRL !
Darth | July 6, 2010 at 7:32 am
*Raises his arms* The quest for the Banner Girl has almost ended my friends! Soon the Chosen One will be posted up! A thousand-year period of peace and prosperity will be following!
Rhialto | July 6, 2010 at 9:12 am
She will sit next to me on the throne and the lion will lay down with the lamb at her feet.
Galtacticus | July 6, 2010 at 9:23 am
That sounds like the most awesome footstool!
Gando | July 6, 2010 at 9:31 am
The lamb is the wool covered footstool and the lion gives her feet manicures with its teeth?
Master Spook | July 6, 2010 at 9:44 am
Yes,lions love to maul on fine girl’s feet.
dude | July 6, 2010 at 7:42 am
good thing you ended your competition when you did. idontlikeyouinthatway’s facebook acct was closed late last week for violation of terms due to their having a….model competition….(tee shirts not banner, but no diff in approach)
Rough&Things | July 6, 2010 at 7:43 am
Where is the much rumored woman in a wheelchair from Russia, I heard that was an actual submission.
Don't ever trust the Russians | July 6, 2010 at 9:21 am
Who wants to see this stupid Spy!
Gone Fishn | July 6, 2010 at 8:08 am
I get 1st punch when I find this spammer clown
Pishab | July 6, 2010 at 8:17 am
But can any of them pee standing up?
kristin | July 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm
i can! you have to master that art for dirty restrooms in bars.
Queef | July 6, 2010 at 8:44 am
She is amazing.
Fuck whores and spit on them | July 6, 2010 at 8:48 am
women who expose themselves this way, for me… they re just a piece of meat for hungry pervs, stupid whores with daddy issues that find nothing better than being an exhibitionist cheap slut ! At least some whores get paid for showing their breast !!!
AD | July 11, 2010 at 2:37 am
You should be put into an institution, you fucking creep.
Don't ever trust the Russians | July 6, 2010 at 9:17 am
She looks like a young, ugly Russian spy to me. Don’t ever, ever, ever trust the Russians. Just turn your head away for a minute, and they’re trying to infiltrate our society by placing a spy to look as if she is aspiring to be the Superficial Banner Girl, they will stop at nothing!
This is sad | July 6, 2010 at 9:20 am
I never post here but feel compelled to…this girl looks like she’s so young! She looks 16 or 17, and that is honestly so sad.
Chez | July 6, 2010 at 11:03 am
The push up makes me think of itty bitty’s.
alex | July 6, 2010 at 11:58 am
So how many submissions did you get in total Fish?
Taz | July 6, 2010 at 12:29 pm
put it up as a vote for us
DuroyPrime | July 6, 2010 at 2:13 pm
She kinda looks like Rachel Leigh Cook. Hot.
Ron Burgandy's BallSack | July 6, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Is a good banner girl one who allows for the best motorboat?
bubba | July 6, 2010 at 3:38 pm
that girl is all kinds of hot, best pic so far imo. i’ll have me some of that!
Whatever | July 6, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Is nobody going to point out the obvious fat-girl myspace angle?
Myspace? | July 6, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Does anyone even use myspace anymore? And isn’t this supposed to be about the hottest face?
Kaz | July 7, 2010 at 3:54 am
Ugly ugly haha
Slig | July 7, 2010 at 4:27 am
Lips what what what
Slig | July 7, 2010 at 4:28 am
Me to i have beautiful love