The Search for Banner Girl… is Hard

July 6th, 2010 // 159 Comments

Here’s the State of the Banner Girl Address:

Right now I’ve managed to narrow down 600+ photos to around 150 possible Banner Girls. Thanks to the overwhelming, and awesome response, it’s turned out to be more wristback-breaking work than I thought, so the voting process has been moved to tomorrow, Weds. July 7th. In the meantime, I tossed another five on Facebook for your viewing pleasure:

Facebook: The Superficial Banner Girl Contest

As an added bonus to make up for the delay, I also posted a completely different batch of ladies here for everyone on the site to check out. Will some of the girls you’ve seen make it to the Top 20 or will I pick an entirely new harem thanks to my inability to commit to anything for more than 8.5 seconds? Only time will tell…

- The Superficial


  1. KickNdaJunk


  2. Clarkehead

    You know what else is hard?

    HELLO! Is this thing on??

  3. ajax
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    Number 2. No contest.

  4. FarleyGuy

    Thank you, Superficial.

  5. Taz

    I love hot chicks. how about a new one everyday.

  6. PabloHoney
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    Boring shot.
    Boring B-cups.
    Boring bra from Target.

    • the first girl is the only one to pick from this crop. cant lie though the 2nd girl with the bombs is pretty bangen. all of them can tounge punch my fart box anytime!

    • qwerty

      Yeah the bra is meh.How old is it?
      I like her curtains though.

    • #5

      Oooo, not that it matters but for the record, i took this picture with like 2 hours left of the entry date as sort of a joke by myself to see if i could even make it at all, Hurray i did! and the bra was from LaSenza, there are no Target’s in canada. and also yeah it is a B haha! i’m kind of horrified the picture made it, but also kind of super excited.

  7. sensitive guy

    The second girl – the Canadian. HOTTER. I’ll console the other 4

    • Deacon Jones

      She’s got a butter face.

      I’ll take #3′s face with #2′s tits, and throw #4′s lips in too.

  8. eatme
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    ohhh look at me, I look super hot when my camera is super overexposed!!! At least none of them are doing that fucking fish-lips thing that girls think is hot.

  9. Photoshop Police

    We should ask LiLo to be the superficial girl. You have 2 weeks to get her before she has to report for her 90 day jail sentence.


  10. E
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  11. pink ink
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    I like number 5.

  12. brad

    post jade! :p

  13. Instead


  14. Some Girl

    High contast photo = not worthy.

    • Stace

      i agree…i always look better when im glowing….oh yeah and i also agree with lohan being banner girl. thats just fuckin classy

  15. Commented on this photo:

    this is probably one of the dumbest looking chicks i’ve ever seen. she looks like she forgets her own name

  16. Itas
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    maybe if her tits were in focus, photoshop can fix that right? and maybe add a bag to her head??? i like the glitter ;)

  17. Itas
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    wtf no

  18. Lindsay
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    ….but she is pretty hot. Jealous much?

  19. Lindsay
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    needs some photoshop darkening, but has potential to be the hottest one yet :)

    • jim

      photoshop darkening? let me guess, you’re a production manager for a team of graphic designers and that’s your idea of art direction?

  20. ball
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  21. jessi
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    this one is the best out of the 5 you picked!

  22. Sharkey
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    Photo #3 right here is the one you want.

    I think it’s the only one so far that followed the instructions.

  23. Sharkey
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  24. lisa
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    #3 is hot and way more interesting than the others.

    • Alex

      number three is a burn victim.
      she is just hiding the one side of her face.
      true beauty should win, not some scarfaced number three.

      • KrissyMae

        Do you know how difficult it is to have an attractive side profile? Some the most beautiful people I know look like shit from the side. #3 rocks

  25. Commented on this photo:

    lol, pic 4 looks like a duck with down syndrome.

  26. nef
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    These are so blatantly just random pictures that are submitted.

  27. Alex
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    sometimes people look good with extra chromosomes.
    this person does not.

  28. Alex
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    A nice back music runway works as a great back target for my man juice.

  29. Jade
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    Lol, let’s get real here. Anyone who enters the competition thinks she’s hot. Simple.This girl actually took an okay picture.

    Too bad the flash is too bright and that’s she’s wearing colored contact lenses to cover up that in reality, she has brown eyes. But other than that she’s okay. She represents the site, because most woman on here have something fake or bought.

  30. Jade
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    Lol, what’s up with the tit parade? Everyone who votes for her is an idiot because her boobs aren’t going to end up on the banner anyway.

  31. Carly

    I seriously hope the pictures on facebook are not in the top 20

  32. I think they are all pretty
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    I think all of them are prettier than any of the tired and over exposed celebrities that we usually see on this site, day in and day out.

  33. Jade
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    Pretty good. The tattoo looks stupid though, but she works it. She’s got a good face, if only she’d kept a lid on the eyeshadow.

  34. Jade
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    Nah. She’d probably look better with some extra braincells and her natural haircolor.

  35. Carly
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    nonononononooooo. at least one followed the instructions….

  36. Jade
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    This girl is not fake enough to be the banner girl.

  37. dee
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    Just no..tattoos are foul.

  38. Barry Gibb

    More stupid fucking CUNTS that can’t follow instructions!

  39. isbelle
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    Not gonna lie, this girl is 1000 times hotter than all the others. This is the type of girl I’d want nowhere near my boyfriend :)

  40. Bob
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    Dumb tattooed cunt. probably banged the football team & has self-esteem issues

  41. Brooke


    They might as well have tattooed it to their breasts (though that might have popped Calais’s implants). Way to look desperate, ladies.

  42. k
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  43. Rough&Things

    No wonder even decent looking chicks spit at the concept of a personality; all they have to do is invest in a good push up bra. And don’t you misinterpret this as a complain….

  44. chill

    You’re probably just going to pick some white girl with a pointy nose a stick straight hair…

  45. E
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    if you look past the fake tits, you can even see her fat stomach she is trying to suck in

    • Chris

      I was enjoying the pic and hadn’t noticed the stomach till I saw your comment.. thanks for ruining it for me!

  46. Mike Walker

    First one is nice… the rest are boring.

  47. cc
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    Pic 1…she kicks the other girls asses.

  48. cc
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    Woohoo, she’s from my hometown…amazing I haven’t met her.

  49. Commented on this photo:

    #3 for sure. Even if you don’t want the tattoo, just use above that. She (amazingly) followed the instructions and her face works perfect.

  50. Commented on this photo:

    She looks a bit slow…serious…and her eyes are wonky, kind of cross-eyed. I would skip this young man.

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