The Search for Banner Girl: Day 3

Meet Kristin. Kristin sent me several pics until she realized there’s a simple and direct route to my heart: handjobs bikinis. Sure, this might be a contest that’s looking for the best face, but that’s like saying racism is just about hating people that are different than you. There’s an art to it- Dammit, Mel, get away from the keyboard!

Anyway… added five more ladies over on Facebook which is apparently shitting the bed today. So if you’re not seeing thumbnails, take hostages and refuse to negotiate:

Facebook: The Superficial Banner Girl Contest

As always, submissions are being accepted until Monday, so keep sending them in. Even if you’re a porn star like Ryan Keely, I’ll gladly take a look at them for such is my generous nature:

Click Here to Enter

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