As we enter Day 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, I’m starting to realize a whole lot of models read the site and I should probably start talking about how huge my penis is more often. (Read: MASSIVE.) On that note, I’ve added to the Facebook gallery five new ladies vying to be the siren that seduces wayward Internet travelers to my words:
Facebook: The Superficial Banner Girl Contest
In the meantime, if you’re not seeing your pic pop up here or on Facebook, don’t get discouraged. I have a little something planned for later in the week, so don’t be afraid to make like Jillian up top. Sure, maybe she didn’t exactly follow that crazy rule about taking a side-profile shot, but see how that didn’t stop me from posting her pic? I’m chivalrous that way.
P.S. Shannon Richards, seriously. THROW DOWN.






























Jillian wins. By a landslide.
Damn, idk, this one seems tough to beat : ), i vote this won
I look great.
I’d like to fart inside her left ear
At first, I thought it was lindsay whorehan who was in the pic. But, that couldn’t be the case because she looked hot & didn’t have droopy tits, ugly freckles or a sagging ass…
the rape-rates are dramaticely going up again……….
I suspect there’s a horror story behind those shades…and she knows it.
Nice. Great boobs, nice body, pretty face.
This girl looks hot, which means she is a total bitch. I should know, I’ve been dating a bitch for 10 years thank god I’m not married but what a fucking cunt. DO NOT GET MARRIED.
maybe you should break up with her, dumbass.
P.S. Shannon Richards, seriously. BUTTERFACE.
She is ready for her Merkin.
That looks wonderful! A bit Hayden P. like,however with a less massive head.
Wouldn’t it be more easy just to ask for my phone number next time?! P.S. how old are these girls?!
She’s definately got a great body, but her face is boring, and I agree, it’s just another blonde with her top off.
Body looks hot, face is really busted (which is hard to do considering she is wearing sunglasses). Someone tell this broad to stand a little closer to a shower and brush in the morning. Next.
simple as this… no! keep searching
Whore…NEXT!
Just chop off the head of the pic and use the body. Find somewhere to use it! There is no point looking elsewhere, that body is up there with Aniston’s who is 20 years older. Aniston at 40+ looks better then most pics on this site, who are usually in their 20′s.
You’re delusional. This chick is a 10.
MY GOD!
AMAZING..
Hot, Very very hot.
boooooring.
number one too similar to original,
number four too fake,
number three best so far.
I would eat her asshole
She want my dick hahahahaha no no i scary u eating my dick oooh no