As we enter Day 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, I’m starting to realize a whole lot of models read the site and I should probably start talking about how huge my penis is more often. (Read: MASSIVE.) On that note, I’ve added to the Facebook gallery five new ladies vying to be the siren that seduces wayward Internet travelers to my words:
Facebook: The Superficial Banner Girl Contest
In the meantime, if you’re not seeing your pic pop up here or on Facebook, don’t get discouraged. I have a little something planned for later in the week, so don’t be afraid to make like Jillian up top. Sure, maybe she didn’t exactly follow that crazy rule about taking a side-profile shot, but see how that didn’t stop me from posting her pic? I’m chivalrous that way.
P.S. Shannon Richards, seriously. THROW DOWN.
grobpilot | June 30, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I think she’s the winner. The contest should end now.
Deacon Jones | June 30, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Jillian,
If I ever insulted you on these boards, I deeply apologize. You were right, I was wrong.
Lady Blah Blah | June 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
What a beauty! You go girl!
Bert | July 1, 2010 at 8:48 am
Seriously, that body is 10/10.
andrew | June 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Jillian the keys to my car are on the table and my bank pin number is 3945. I’ll be over to wash your car and shine your shoes after work.
Taz | June 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
FTMFW!
Ahof | June 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
No, you need to realize that your readership extends to more than just horny men wanting to see TITS! (read: post something else besides tits) :)
grobpilot | June 30, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Nothing needs to go any further than wanting to see tits. Doesn’t take much to make us guys happy.
Deacon Jones | June 30, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Personally, I think most of the women on here like to pleasure themselves while reading some of my sexual exploits that I post.
Fluffy Man Toy Dude | June 30, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Yeah, the babes just love it when some guy writes his own masturbation fantasies..
Anon | June 30, 2010 at 5:24 pm
You need to realise the readership wants to see more tits. Want something else then go elsewhere.
Mark | June 30, 2010 at 11:15 pm
First!
Jess McHugh | June 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
except for the one sorta gimpy T-Rex arm, yeh, this is a friggin go-geous submission!
John g. | June 30, 2010 at 4:30 pm
lol.
JohnC | June 30, 2010 at 9:48 pm
It probably made the Geekologie writer spooge though.
Taz | June 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Caroline would also be a good pick
John g. | June 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Don’t these cunts know what a PROFILE picture is?
shine | June 30, 2010 at 10:18 pm
nope pretty people don’t need to know things
Ryan | June 30, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Winner
Fester | June 30, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I know everybody thinks she’s wearing sunglasses but she’s NOT. She went through a molecular transporter at the same time as a fly which combined their genes, so those are her actual EYES.
Nice bod, though.
j | June 30, 2010 at 4:39 pm
My suggestion… 2 Superficial girls..
I know I am a fucking genius guys
Lucky Breaks | July 1, 2010 at 11:52 am
I like that idea!
McFeely Smackup | June 30, 2010 at 4:39 pm
The 1980′s called, they want their sunglasses back. Also, Lindsay Lohan wants you to stop using her patented “slack jawed skank” haircut style.
cuntney | July 2, 2010 at 5:04 pm
HAHAHA!
Nameless | June 30, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Only thing that can beat tits is bigger tits.
Harry Doyle | June 30, 2010 at 4:46 pm
FTW!!!!!! wow….
Drundel | June 30, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Tits look real, bonus.
Debbie Downer | June 30, 2010 at 5:05 pm
I still like dildo girl. What class.
Erin | June 30, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Hot body, but looks like she has downs…
Bryce | June 30, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Well, she actually followed directions. This IS a side-profile shot.
WTH is a side profile shot? It’s either a profile shot…or a side shot. A side- profile shot would be from the front.
Cal Jammer | June 30, 2010 at 10:37 pm
pro·file –
a. A side view of an object or structure, especially of the human head.
McFeely Smackup | July 1, 2010 at 11:52 am
Cal Jammer isn’t good with logic puzzles.
Bryce | July 6, 2010 at 11:14 am
Yes…but the instructions say SIDE PROFILE. duh…
Peyton | June 30, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I thought it was another drunk picture of Lindsey Lohan.
NSFWPlease | June 30, 2010 at 5:32 pm
NSFW option please!
billabong021 | June 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm
yowzer she’s hot.
Ted from LA | June 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Superficial nose job – CHECK!
Superficial boob job – CHECK!
ill give her a bonus for having kept her skin clear unless she has a tramp stamp on her backside that we cannot see. bend over girlio!
Bert | July 1, 2010 at 8:45 am
Boob job are you sure? If it is, the surgeons did a damn fine job..
FOR A CHANGE.
Rough&Roses | June 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm
No! she can’t be banner girl, she’s prone to lose collagen on her face. Good body though…
Mike Nike | June 30, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Pick the one with The Blue Makeup on. As long as shes not a stuck up cunt.
goldmaryjane | June 30, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Hot body- but holy nose job, yikes!
Drew | June 30, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Cute, but cam whores will always be cam whores. I’d bet my paycheck she has a tramp stamp.
Wyatt | June 30, 2010 at 6:25 pm
THE WINNNERRR!!!!!!
GOT DAMN!
memem | June 30, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Too fat.
Johnnie5 | June 30, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Wait!!!!!What, she has a face?
That's what she said | June 30, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Wow that chick is amazing!! how can she not be on your Facebook page
Jason | June 30, 2010 at 6:43 pm
WINNER.
Oldnslo | June 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm
tough to beat the heavily-titted blonde. I give this one 3 thumbs up!
AnnymousError | June 30, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Whats wrong with your baby sized left hand? I smell photoshop foul play in this image. Also its sooo trite and boring. Another blonde with her top off? Spare me.
Inspector Gadget | June 30, 2010 at 7:03 pm
mos’ def shopped!
Da Troooof Hertzzz | June 30, 2010 at 11:47 pm
tru dat son!
Bert | July 1, 2010 at 8:51 am
WTF are you people talking about, have you ever even used Photoshop?
AnnymousError | July 1, 2010 at 11:15 am
I have a college degree in photography and an MFA… I’ve worked as a professional photographer since I was 19…. You could say I have used it once or twice.
seriously | June 30, 2010 at 7:14 pm
So completely and obviously doctored it’s not even funny. Are you people blind? How can you even look at something like this and take it seriously?
Chris | June 30, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Wow! She hella looks like the girl from Psych.
SATAN | June 30, 2010 at 8:29 pm
I’ve seen all the other ones, and it’s Jillian by a landslide. I can’t even see her ass in this pick, but I guarantee I’d leave permanent dental records on it.
thunderstud | June 30, 2010 at 8:32 pm
I love how the contest specifies a side face shot and everyone has sent in everything but!
Barry Gibb | June 30, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Apparently pretty girls can’t read!
Lucky Breaks | July 1, 2010 at 11:51 am
hahaha!!!
Fester | June 30, 2010 at 9:33 pm
How do you suppose she got Michael Jackson’s nose? Great souvenir.
dee | June 30, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I also love to tease sluts like a lot of the other people on here but that’s generally because 99% of the time, said slut is ugly. This is that 1% where the slut in question is an absolute babe and I will therefore not tease her. Except we can still tease the daddy issues that propelled this photo and no, she doesn’t have a nose job wankers.
Hitler Jr. | June 30, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Dear dumb broads – your pic is supposed to fit here!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/themes/superficial/images/bg_head.jpg
dee | June 30, 2010 at 11:37 pm
I wasn’t bagging her out fuckwit, learn to read
Lucky Breaks | July 1, 2010 at 11:56 am
ahah Dee you’re funny, and Hitler, other than getting a new name, make sure your links work next time.
thebitchisback | June 30, 2010 at 9:58 pm
she’s hot!!! I vote for her!!!
Donk Donkerson | June 30, 2010 at 10:14 pm
That’s not a profile pic. Disqualified!
barroom hero | June 30, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Winner has been decided.
J.Red | June 30, 2010 at 10:34 pm
I have those same underwear ;)
joe | June 30, 2010 at 10:48 pm
she looks kinda weird, her stomach is nice but her boobs aren’t, they look uneven and fake like a baseball, and kinda too separate from each other, gotta say boob job,
her face is fine but if that is not a nose job, then she really needs one, her nose is kinda crooked,
That arm is just freaky, it’s bend where the arm meets the body, an arm is not supposed to bend like that, i called photoshopped, maybe she was topless in the original and shopped it so that her boobs were covered,
she has baby arms
Jen | July 1, 2010 at 11:24 am
really?
mensa | June 30, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Jillian wins. By a landslide.
ke$ha | June 30, 2010 at 11:27 pm
I look great.
Jay Jeffries | July 1, 2010 at 12:21 am
At first, I thought it was lindsay whorehan who was in the pic. But, that couldn’t be the case because she looked hot & didn’t have droopy tits, ugly freckles or a sagging ass…
captain america | July 1, 2010 at 12:42 am
the rape-rates are dramaticely going up again……….