We’re only six hours into The Superficial Banner Girl Contest and already I’ve seen a ton of lovely ladies, a few not-so-lovely ones, a dude, one of my friends in her underwear, a porn star (No joke.) and most importantly, a chick with a giant black dildo in her mouth i.e. THE WINNER.
I’ve posted a few on Facebook, so feel free to hop over and scope out a few of the hot
suckers who I can’t believe fell for this contestants:
In the meantime, there’s still time to enter, so don’t be shy. It’s not like I’m going to post your picture all over the Internet or something. — Oh, right.