We’re only six hours into The Superficial Banner Girl Contest and already I’ve seen a ton of lovely ladies, a few not-so-lovely ones, a dude, one of my friends in her underwear, a porn star (No joke.) and most importantly, a chick with a giant black dildo in her mouth i.e. THE WINNER.
I’ve posted a few on Facebook, so feel free to hop over and scope out a few of the hot suckers who I can’t believe fell for this contestants:
Facebook: The Superficial Banner Girl Contest
In the meantime, there’s still time to enter, so don’t be shy. It’s not like I’m going to post your picture all over the Internet or something. — Oh, right.
Ahhahahahah to the chick with the dildo! WE HAVE A WINNER!
Email has been sent. I am awaiting my winning conformation email! ;) xx
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Why does that dildo have an electric cord plugged into it?
I’m no vagina electrician, but that seems like a serious electrical hazard if you ask me.
I knew a woman that owned one that plugged into the wall, she told me that the battery powered ones were not powerful enough (whatever that means, she probably owned a Sybian too…)
I like #1
2, not so much…
“not powerful enough”
Now that is someone who is serious about her masturbating (and i thought I was). Does she live in the tri-state area?
I’ve been coming to this site for years and never posted a comment, but “I’m no vagina electrician” was just too hilarious to not point out. Classic.
:: takes a bow ::
relax dude
“I’m no vagina electrician”
holy crap, i seriously LMFAO at that.
From a weird angle I thought this was Amy Winehouse O.o
Black dildo, Jewish boyfriend I presume.
why??? i dont get it
It all stemmed from the brilliant dialogue between “Gen” and the racist geisha a couple of weeks ago. And I’m not going any further you weren’t born yesterday…
From now on all girls must have sex toys
They do!
lets see your friend in her underwear
Dildo girl all the way!
If you look closely…it looks more like a stereo jack which could mean it’s an ohmybod vibrator…made to plug into your ipod and vibrate to the beat.
Miss Keys waiting for Bob hope estate to approve before she display a crack spread?
Why does Facebook get better pics than the site that gives you the Facebook friends?
ugggh, it’s like she’s giving head to an Oh Henry bar.
Post the entries somewhere other than Facebook, so the grown-ups can see them too!
Grown-ups? C’mon, my grandma is on Facebook (well her account got suspended for posting nudes, but that’s besides the point).
Stop fighting technology – embrace it… like it was your electric dildo.
I concur!!
A lot of us have Facebook blocked on our work computers FISH! And I’m not motivated enough to log on from home (I’m jerking off to porn)
When the nose is bigger than the dildo it ruins the effect.
what an ugly bitch.. that does not look like a kitchen
“Take a side-profile shot of yourself in the style of our seductress up top”
Why has only one person managed to follow the first criteria of this?
Also, which one is the ‘star?
And just out of curiosity – why does everyone call the Superficial writer ‘Fish’? Where did this come from?
I think because none takes this seriously, duh. Plus if they did, they wouldn’t send pics of chicks with sextoys in their mouths and that would make baby Jesus cry. Second I think they call him fish because he is the super fi cial, super fic ial, super fish ial, then just fish.
Can Randall tell me if this is right?
exactly what Montreal said
Looks like she’s sucking on a turd.
Girl that looks like Angelina Jolie with the heavy eyes on FB is hot but maybe the blond should win for effort.
I should do this, hmms.
Use my Ball-sack for your banner. I insist.
What a cry for attention.
Let’s give it to her.
I feel pity. She is so trashed.
Are you sure it wasn’t her evil stepdad sending you a happy snap from last night’s torture session?
SRY
I hope she was drunk or high when she submitted that, because it’s 100 percent the opposite of hot.
What a fucking loser!
So much of loser she should in fact be the winner so she has to live through the shame of being the ugly slut who’s whorish face is used as superficials banner so when her bastard child is old enough to use the web they can be proud to know that’s who they call mommy every single fucking day.
(I’m going out on a limb here saying that she’s already got one bastard child because well, she probably has 2)
What a fucking loser!
So much of loser she should in fact be the winner so she has to live through the shame of being the ugly slut who’s whorish face is used as superficials banner so when her bastard child is old enough to use the web they can be proud to know that’s who they call mommy every single fucking day.
(I’m going out on a limb here saying that she’s already got one bastard child because well, she probably has 2)
I simply cannot understand why Amy Winehouse has not entered. Her pterodactyl skull should be a shoo in.
What a fucking loser!
So much of loser she should in fact be the winner so she has to live through the shame of being the ugly slut who’s whorish face is used as superficials banner so when her bastard child is old enough to use the web they can be proud to know that’s who they call mommy every single fucking day.
(I’m going out on a limb here saying that she’s already got one bastard child because well, she probably has 2)
What a fucking loser!
So much of loser she should in fact be the winner so she has to live through the shame of being the ugly slut who’s whorish face is used as superficials banner so when her bastard child is old enough to use the web they can be proud to know that’s who they call mommy every single fucking day.
(I’m going out on a limb here saying that she’s already got one bastard child because well, she probably has 2)
no no no wtf when a good girl like that swallows the baby-batter then there is no baby
and where does one go to learn to be a vagina electrician? Is there a certificate for that?
Chest pimple/herpes. Just sayin.
Is that Kim or Khloe Kardashian?
I think the dildo chick should win, because she’s demonstrating the one thing that most of the “celebrities” on this site are any good at: SUCKING BLACK DICK!
Is that Randal with the big black cock in his mouth?
I’ve been reading this blog since it started and yes that’s exactly what Fish means. I thought that was ridiculously obvious.
May I apply for the position of vagina electrician please?
And wtf is undoubtedly gay.
those lips fit a cock extremely well, folks!!
Look at her oily, bulbous nose. She is disgusting! Put on some damn make-up, woman! Ew! xoxo Kim
LOOK AT THAT GIANT ZIT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER CHEST
Bring back the old Superficial girl.
Excellent,excellent folks! It’s always good to know who or what our audience is.As far as i can see,to my delight,these are well educated good christian girls with diverse hobbies.
Was that a note for the advertisers?! P.S. Any phone numbers available?
These might be the first non-airbrushed pics ever posted here.Congrats?
I guess we’re getting prepared for the latest promotional LiLo pics?
hasnt anyone else noticed the ugly ass black toe looking things holding the electronic black dildo?! i mean granted i looked at the slutty face/dildo in mouth first, and yes im a girl, but im sorry….those man-toe nastys are SO very disturbing…
(ps-shit, if youre gonna take a “sexy pic” a la dildo in mouth, ESPECIALLY one thats being sent to a website…at least clean yourself up and try not to look like a crackhead! put on some make up or something! at least thats my feminine opinion..lol)
hi
Some people have to hit rock bottom before they reach out for help.
I sure hope this was voluntary. That would be icky, but better than being held prisoner by some gang in an inner city basement.
Thank U for the star on this image. Gave me time to take that needed deep breath.
If that’s “giant,” I am clearly overdue for a career in porn. How much do dudes make again? Oh, right, they’re not in it for the money. NOW what am I gonna tell my wife?
Did the fugly, drunken alley way looking bitch with the dildo stuffed in her mouth NOT read the DIRECTIONS??? What a whore.
WHAT the hell is that Orange crap inside her mouth, between the dildo and the corner of her mouth, this weird orange something, what the HELL is that???
her tongue?
Here she was, making a joke at the Superficial’s expense, sending a picture like this to freak him out,
Now the joke’s on her, seeing how she is famous for this picture, and this is being seen by hundreds, maybe thousands of people, worst this is that she did this to herself,
So i get that she is into black dudes ah???
im white but i would LOVE to put my penis in her mouth, touch her boobs
Fish, I think this one is trying to entice you. She is hinting that could be you.
I don’t think so,we do need a girl who use diido to make her night colorful but to real one………Out Out Out………..
WHO is the Girl in the Picture now????
I always thought it was Hayden Panettiere, the Girl From Heroes,
Her lips look the same,
Actually, I like the new picture A lot more than the old one,
And I Am REALLY sad that is going to be changed,
if it is changed then i hope is a brand new girl, and not the old picture
WHO is the girl from the pic now?
How do you get the star off?
just wondering how it is no one pointed out the nasty ass pimple on that girls chest that looks like its gonna explode. this pic is not hot, its effing gross!