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Why did they hire this stupid over-the-hill bitch? She hasn’t had a hit anything in at least seven years. she has to be one of the biggest overpaid losers in Hollywood (aside from Kate Hudson). We have Olivia’s Wilde and Munn around and assholes are handing this creature multimillions for tanking their projects? Hollywood is full of retards.
Uh, because she hasn’t had a hit anything in at least seven years? Someone’s gotta make the coke dough!
That mouth blew Ben Affleck.
Effin Reptilian!!! They’re Everwhere!
VERY TRUE! illuminatti………price you pay for being famous!!!!
crab people, crab people, crab people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8
it’s obviously her colored contact falling out. look at pic 3, her eyes are 2 different colors. left is greenish, right (the one the lens fell out of) is totally brown
She’s trying to do her coolface
What is this fucking “V”? That’s a reptilian!
She’s turning Japanese, I think she’s turning Japanese, I really think so
WTC (what the crap) is this?! Eye laser surgery went wrong?!
seriously. are you all idiots? that’s a HORRIBLE work in photoshop. someone played around with the “red eye removal tool” and it came out like this. it can fuck up things, yeah.
Needless to say that in the aftermath of Jennifer Lopez’s career her goodwill is still keeping her up.
J-Lo the Stepford Wife, taking a break from serving her lizard husband.
actually, let me rephrase that, J-Lo the Stepford Lizard, taking a break from serving her wife husband
Proof positive! JLo fans are fricking blind.
Jennifer’s endless plastic surgeries are so obvious in this photo.
And JLo’s awful personality is looking out like some monster peeking through a poorly filling plastic mask.
Look at her vying for the Sammy Davis Biopic. J-lo don’t you think your husband would be better suited? The woman is such a competitor…
it’s a black colored contact, folks. It just slid off of her iris.
Reminds me of that scene in the Exorcist when Regan’s eyes change shape and color.
Jesus. It’s like her face is rejecting her eyeball.
You ever see J-Lo’s eyes? She has lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes. Until she bites you, and the eyes roll over.
She’s a reptilian.
Fuck, guys….its not easy being a demon in a Latina’s body. Ease up.
Looks like a cross between Uncle Leo and Fire Marshal Bill.
I think she look beutifull!
I think I’ve seen this happen before on season two of Heroes. It doesn’t end well.
“And, you know, the thing about Jennifer Lopez… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’….”
Quint knew what the fuck he was talking about…a school of J-Lo’s took out over 500 crewmen of USS Indianapolis back in ’45…horrible…simply horrible…
It has its father’s eyes.
Nice job in not even explaining what was up with jlo’s eye. You talked about EVERYTHING else but her eye. What fucking retards. This is the worst celebrity blog. Fuck you and go suck a cock to whoever writes these stories.
Talk about giving someone the stink eye…
shes a fucking alien, all movie stars are thats why they are mega famous…aliens…this is really gross!
OMG is it a joke right?
It looks like someone was photoshoping her eye and messed up on this picture. 99% of celebrities have a personal photoshoper who touches up ALL pictures of them.
Not even a drunken Paula Abdul would laugh and clap at that shit.
This happened to me once too! It actually her liquid eyeliner got on her eyeball and smudged the white part of her eye black, it doesnt even hurt so she probably didnt even notice, you can just wipe it off with your finger.
On the only positive side…..her dress is pretty?
OMG!
She’s a REPTILIAN!
Tila is that you?
She poops from her eyes….
Even if she is a reptilian, what difference would it make. They haven’t harmed us yet and they excist before we were born, why would they try to harm us now? I just see them as a different way of viewing a human. Take care. . . G