The Scariest Jennifer Lopez Face You Will Ever See and Other News

- Kimora Lee Simmons is fascinated by baby boy penises. [Popeater]

- Ke$ha was fostered by the Lohans? [Dlisted]

- January Jones for Victoria’s Secret. That’s all I saw here. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jenna Bentley might have a moth problem at her house. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alessandra Ambrosio in Harper’s Bazaar. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr wants you to respect her privacy, by watching her breastfeed. [IDLYITW]

- Khloe Kardashian attacked the mailman again. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Shia LaBeouf gears up for his role in the You Don’t Mess With The Zohan prequel. [Just Jared]

- Girls Who Can Kick Your Ass on Netflix Instant. []

- I didn’t know Jessica Simpson’s personal chef had a cooking show. [theCHIVE]

- Lil’ Wayne doesn’t like when “niggas be hatin’ on Jesus.” [BuzzFeed]

- The 25 Hottest Extreme Sport Athletes [Bleacher Report]

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