The Scariest Jennifer Lopez Face You Will Ever See and Other News

January 19th, 2011 // 110 Comments

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  1. Jennifer Lopez
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Why did they hire this stupid over-the-hill bitch? She hasn’t had a hit anything in at least seven years. she has to be one of the biggest overpaid losers in Hollywood (aside from Kate Hudson). We have Olivia’s Wilde and Munn around and assholes are handing this creature multimillions for tanking their projects? Hollywood is full of retards.

  2. Carolyn

    That mouth blew Ben Affleck.

  3. Me

    Effin Reptilian!!! They’re Everwhere!

  4. SlapKatyPerry

    crab people, crab people, crab people
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8

  5. Jennifer Lopez
    biebian
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s obviously her colored contact falling out. look at pic 3, her eyes are 2 different colors. left is greenish, right (the one the lens fell out of) is totally brown

  6. Jennifer Lopez
    Sharkbait
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s trying to do her coolface

  7. James

    What is this fucking “V”? That’s a reptilian!

  8. Joe Blow

    She’s turning Japanese, I think she’s turning Japanese, I really think so

  9. Nero

    WTC (what the crap) is this?! Eye laser surgery went wrong?!

  10. Anda

    seriously. are you all idiots? that’s a HORRIBLE work in photoshop. someone played around with the “red eye removal tool” and it came out like this. it can fuck up things, yeah.

  11. Gando

    Needless to say that in the aftermath of Jennifer Lopez’s career her goodwill is still keeping her up.

  12. rican

    J-Lo the Stepford Wife, taking a break from serving her lizard husband.

  13. joho777

    Proof positive! JLo fans are fricking blind.

    Jennifer’s endless plastic surgeries are so obvious in this photo.

    And JLo’s awful personality is looking out like some monster peeking through a poorly filling plastic mask.

  14. 1hguoreht

    Look at her vying for the Sammy Davis Biopic. J-lo don’t you think your husband would be better suited? The woman is such a competitor…

  15. balanced.

    it’s a black colored contact, folks. It just slid off of her iris.

  16. Reminds me of that scene in the Exorcist when Regan’s eyes change shape and color.

  17. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus. It’s like her face is rejecting her eyeball.

  18. qballextraction

    You ever see J-Lo’s eyes? She has lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes. Until she bites you, and the eyes roll over.

  19. Jennifer Lopez
    Reptidentifier
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a reptilian.

  20. jonesy

    Fuck, guys….its not easy being a demon in a Latina’s body. Ease up.

  21. villenuv27

    Looks like a cross between Uncle Leo and Fire Marshal Bill.

  22. Jennifer Lopez
    g!
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she look beutifull!

  23. Jennifer Lopez
    KelBel
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I’ve seen this happen before on season two of Heroes. It doesn’t end well.

  24. “And, you know, the thing about Jennifer Lopez… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’….”

    Quint knew what the fuck he was talking about…a school of J-Lo’s took out over 500 crewmen of USS Indianapolis back in ’45…horrible…simply horrible…

  25. Augie

    It has its father’s eyes.

  26. looka

    Nice job in not even explaining what was up with jlo’s eye. You talked about EVERYTHING else but her eye. What fucking retards. This is the worst celebrity blog. Fuck you and go suck a cock to whoever writes these stories.

  27. dontlooknow

    Talk about giving someone the stink eye…

  28. burton

    shes a fucking alien, all movie stars are thats why they are mega famous…aliens…this is really gross!

  29. Jennifer Lopez
    Jime
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG is it a joke right?

  30. sfskdhoidfh

    It looks like someone was photoshoping her eye and messed up on this picture. 99% of celebrities have a personal photoshoper who touches up ALL pictures of them.

  31. necho91

    Not even a drunken Paula Abdul would laugh and clap at that shit.

  32. Jennifer Lopez
    Simone
    Commented on this photo:

    This happened to me once too! It actually her liquid eyeliner got on her eyeball and smudged the white part of her eye black, it doesnt even hurt so she probably didnt even notice, you can just wipe it off with your finger.

  33. Neena

    On the only positive side…..her dress is pretty?

  34. Oaf

    OMG!

    She’s a REPTILIAN!

  35. Jennifer Lopez
    Paloma
    Commented on this photo:

    Tila is that you?

  36. anonim

    She poops from her eyes….

  37. Jennifer Lopez
    Golden gal
    Commented on this photo:

    Even if she is a reptilian, what difference would it make. They haven’t harmed us yet and they excist before we were born, why would they try to harm us now? I just see them as a different way of viewing a human. Take care. . . G

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