The Scariest Jennifer Lopez Face You Will Ever See and Other News

January 19th, 2011 // 110 Comments

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  1. imagen

    What in the ever loving fuck is going on inside her eyeball? Christ on a cracker, that’s scary.

    • Helpyourfellowman

      LMFAO

      YOU ARE F-U-N-N-Y !! Christ on a cracker? I can not believe I have not used that. Her eyeball is freaking me out. what happened to her face? Is that all botox, that shit smooths your face out, where are the wrinkles. tempting to get…damn, she just has too much.

  2. Kasya

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill it with fire!!!!

    • couch

      2008 called and told me that 1989 called and left a message for me, and was all like, “Don’t even bother, yo. Dawg KNOWS it’s an old meme.”

  3. Laura

    It’s the eye of Sauron.

  4. Hugh Gentry

    I’m going to have a fucking nightmare tonight.

  5. Looks like she just relized how far her career has dropped off. From making movies and songs to hosting this piece of shit reality show american idol.

  6. Stuart Scott

    What the fuck is wrong with her eye?

    Boo yah!

  7. I want to believe…

  8. Jennifer Lopez
    marcela
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf?

  9. Marley

    Holy skynet

  10. Didn’t she used to be famous for something?

  11. Smellanie

    Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got
    I’m still cyclops from the block.

    Stiiiink eyyyye??????

  12. Jennifer Lopez
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone failed at red-eye repair.

  13. Deacon Jones

    Looks like a tranny that got one too many loads squirted in her eyes.

  14. Obama's coke dealer

    Worst ‘shop job…ever.

  15. Jennifer Lopez
    Dee
    Commented on this photo:

    The inner serpent alway’s show’s it’s self.

  16. Oblertone

    I watched Heroes, I know how this ends.

    EVERYBODY RUN

  17. Sarah

    PHOTOSHOP.

    She must have had a wonky eye and somebody tried to copy/ paste another one. But their blend job sucks.

    Man, they’re not even trying anymore.

    • Deacon Jones

      Maybe she blinked and that eyeliner shit got all over her eye.

      Ladies, help me out here. The only thing I know about eyeliner is that it’s a mess to clean off of my pillow following a particularly good Donkey Punch.

  18. Imagine that thing without makeup? Roberto Duran.

  19. Jennifer Lopez
    dR
    Commented on this photo:

    epic fail at red eye removal. update your photoshop.

  20. How old is she, 40 something? Meh, I still would hit it.

  21. tonybert

    Someone aimed at the wrong place last night!!

  22. I always knew Jennifer Lopez had the devil in her but not like this.

  23. tim

    ok, who fed her after midnight?

  24. nonminti

    oops,she is not that Jenny from the block that I know…!

  25. Aussie Mama

    She’s a fucking ‘Reptilian!’

  26. Jennifer Lopez
    raf
    Commented on this photo:

    no photoshop it’s just that one of her contacts fell/ moved away from her iris

    • Pascale

      Why would she wear a black-coloured contact when she already has dark brown eyes? I vote red-eye removal error.

  27. Jennifer Lopez
    kayk
    Commented on this photo:

    Last time I saw this face Kurt Russell blew it up at the end of stargate.

  28. herrdoktor

    Tia Tequila looks rougher than usual.

  29. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    Still nowhere near as scary as Khloe’s face in general.

  30. sunshine

    Reminds me of the Edgar suit in MIB, maybe she’s a gigantic cucaracha under there.

  31. Fish, why do you keep posting about this middle aged house cleaner?

  32. GravyLeg

    V

  33. SlapKatyPerry

    she looks like consuela from family guy: No,…..No,……I no can clean

  34. Iguana eyed bitch..

  35. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    She looks like every other maid at the Motel 6 on the Interstate.

  36. Amber

    looks like she got some liquid eye liner in her eye…. that shit burns!!!

  37. Joe Blow

    I thought J-lo was Puerto Rican? She looks like Tilla Tequila there.

  38. Nobody's Second Cousin

    Yup. Worst photoshop ever. She should sue those people somebody hired to make her look good.

  39. Greg

    Quick! Somebody sing “There’s Got to Be a Morning After” backwards!

  40. Jennifer Lopez
    Do_Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Marc Anthony wearing a dress?

  41. Kisses4Katie

    Is that a GLASS EYE? o.O

  42. Jennifer Lopez
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, I think she looks fantabulous, CONSIDERING….
    (ignoring the crappy eye PS)

  43. Galtacticus

    That eye really does look weird! Quick call the White House! Hahahehehe

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE

  44. joho777

    JLo’s plastic surgery is really visible.

    Her glittering eyes look like they are lookig through a poorly-fitting plastic mask. I wonder who is really back there.

    Ugh!

    As some on said, can you imagine that WITHOUT makeup?

  45. mfb

    JUST AS I SUSPECTED…SHE’S A LIZARD PERSON!!!!

  46. Jennifer Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Xenu?

  47. wim

    the hairs are leaving her body.
    …….SHE SUFFERS FROM CANCER?

  48. Wotwot

    I…I don’t understand…Why would you photo-shop a fake eyeball on Jennifer Lopez? Lately, she’s creepy enough, and aren’t there better parts of the body to photo-shop in… She looks like one of those muppets with the “real eyes.”

  49. jd

    Good stuff

  50. Bexxy

    Her contact lens is off center. That’s it.

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