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What in the ever loving fuck is going on inside her eyeball? Christ on a cracker, that’s scary.
LMFAO
YOU ARE F-U-N-N-Y !! Christ on a cracker? I can not believe I have not used that. Her eyeball is freaking me out. what happened to her face? Is that all botox, that shit smooths your face out, where are the wrinkles. tempting to get…damn, she just has too much.
you are a retard
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill it with fire!!!!
2008 called and told me that 1989 called and left a message for me, and was all like, “Don’t even bother, yo. Dawg KNOWS it’s an old meme.”
It’s the eye of Sauron.
LOL
Excellent!
I’m going to have a fucking nightmare tonight.
Looks like she just relized how far her career has dropped off. From making movies and songs to hosting this piece of shit reality show american idol.
What the fuck is wrong with her eye?
Boo yah!
I want to believe…
Oh my god it’s the Chupacabra
wtf?
BLACK SWAN!
Holy skynet
LOL
Didn’t she used to be famous for something?
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got
I’m still cyclops from the block.
Stiiiink eyyyye??????
Someone failed at red-eye repair.
Looks like a tranny that got one too many loads squirted in her eyes.
Worst ‘shop job…ever.
The inner serpent alway’s show’s it’s self.
how do people get reptilian any way? Can’t all be by blood.
I watched Heroes, I know how this ends.
EVERYBODY RUN
PHOTOSHOP.
She must have had a wonky eye and somebody tried to copy/ paste another one. But their blend job sucks.
Man, they’re not even trying anymore.
Maybe she blinked and that eyeliner shit got all over her eye.
Ladies, help me out here. The only thing I know about eyeliner is that it’s a mess to clean off of my pillow following a particularly good Donkey Punch.
LOL its funny cause its true.
harsh, but hillarious.
I think she may have gotten liquid eye liner in her eye (not from blinking from applying in general). that stuff is a pain in the butt. most women like it better because its darker and it doesn’t scratch you or dry out like pencils do and no splinters eather.
Imagine that thing without makeup? Roberto Duran.
epic fail at red eye removal. update your photoshop.
How old is she, 40 something? Meh, I still would hit it.
Someone aimed at the wrong place last night!!
I always knew Jennifer Lopez had the devil in her but not like this.
ok, who fed her after midnight?
oops,she is not that Jenny from the block that I know…!
She’s a fucking ‘Reptilian!’
no photoshop it’s just that one of her contacts fell/ moved away from her iris
Why would she wear a black-coloured contact when she already has dark brown eyes? I vote red-eye removal error.
Last time I saw this face Kurt Russell blew it up at the end of stargate.
Tia Tequila looks rougher than usual.
Still nowhere near as scary as Khloe’s face in general.
Reminds me of the Edgar suit in MIB, maybe she’s a gigantic cucaracha under there.
Fish, why do you keep posting about this middle aged house cleaner?
V
she looks like consuela from family guy: No,…..No,……I no can clean
She needs more lemon pledge.
Iguana eyed bitch..
She looks like every other maid at the Motel 6 on the Interstate.
looks like she got some liquid eye liner in her eye…. that shit burns!!!
I thought J-lo was Puerto Rican? She looks like Tilla Tequila there.
Yup. Worst photoshop ever. She should sue those people somebody hired to make her look good.
Quick! Somebody sing “There’s Got to Be a Morning After” backwards!
Is Randy playing the part of Chef?
Why is Marc Anthony wearing a dress?
Is that a GLASS EYE? o.O
Damn, I think she looks fantabulous, CONSIDERING….
(ignoring the crappy eye PS)
That eye really does look weird! Quick call the White House! Hahahehehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE
How about this one? Although This doesn’t really sound like a Muttley laugh. Hehehehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SazBzvQ0ZAM
Admitted the last one sounds more like a yellow rubber duck.
Even the folks do agree. The first one is the real one.
JLo’s plastic surgery is really visible.
Her glittering eyes look like they are lookig through a poorly-fitting plastic mask. I wonder who is really back there.
Ugh!
As some on said, can you imagine that WITHOUT makeup?
JUST AS I SUSPECTED…SHE’S A LIZARD PERSON!!!!
Xenu?
the hairs are leaving her body.
…….SHE SUFFERS FROM CANCER?
I…I don’t understand…Why would you photo-shop a fake eyeball on Jennifer Lopez? Lately, she’s creepy enough, and aren’t there better parts of the body to photo-shop in… She looks like one of those muppets with the “real eyes.”
Good stuff
Her contact lens is off center. That’s it.
agreed.