- The exact moment Joe Biden turned to Paul Ryan, slowly jabbed a knife in his stomach and said, “Overturn this, you little shit.” [BuzzFeed]
- Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones filming Red 2 because there’s a Red 2 now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Am I seriously linking a baby riding a giant lobster instead of tits? I’m linking a baby riding a giant lobster. This is happening. [theCHIVE]
- Elizabeth Taylor had a threesome with JFK and Robert Stack which better be in the Lifetime movie. [Dlisted]
- Abbie Cornish is cleavagey. [Popoholic]
- Pete Campbell and Alexis Beidel are banging in real life. [TooFab]
- Apparently there was a penis online yesterday. It’s not Justin Bieber‘s. [IDLYITW]
- Taylor Swift denies banging Arnold’s son, but keep an eye out for mentions of a pregnant maid in her next song just in case. [Celebslam]
- Katie Price is finally recognized for her work with handjobs. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Oh, good, Toddlers & Tiaras is a springboard to movie roles now. Excuse me while I put all my money in four-year-old hooker costume futures. [FilmDrunk]
- Miranda Kerr looking insane for Vogue Italia. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Sofia Vergara loves being lied to. [Just Jared]
- John Locke has no fucking clue what happened on LOST and is apparently playing the Devil now. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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These Saturdays look better than my typical Saturdays… the highlight of which might be a trip to Costco.
The blonde is the only one that’s bangable.
Meh
This appears to be one of those Saturday’s where you drank too much and find anything remotely attractive.
The who now?
I’d not realised they were still around.
Love me some Frankie….
Frankie for me, too. Blondes are great, but most of ‘em aren’t.
Blonde that is. Bald is good too :O