LET THE YEAR OF THE BONER BEGIN!
Welcome to the eighth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Full Disclosure: There was supposed to be one of these the Monday after Christmas, but honestly, there wasn’t much to work with and I promised myself I’d be an even shiftlessier layabout than usual this holiday season. No one likes a liar. However, I do want to acknowledge commenter “Jones” for brilliantly dubbing Coco’s camel toe the “Bantha Knuckle,” so please add that one to our national lexicon alongside “Wookiee Wallet” for we are now richer for both. On that note, enjoy this week’s collection complete with the best comment saved for last because it’s so poetic, we very well might be in the presence of our generation’s Shakespeare. I literally sobbed after reading it.
Parting is such sweet sorrow,
- The Superficial
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Photo: Flynet
He/She/It looks exactly like the dump I took this morning.
Actually I take that back… my shit is better looking.
old man ass
The one in the pink with the tits is the mother. The one in the shorts with the boner is her son.
Seriously? urgh
No boner… just google the kid (Peter Brant Jr). He’s into fashion shows and wearing scarves. Dude looks like a lady
Later picture (13) is a nice almost mouth kiss of mom and son along with a breast grope. Loving is one thing, this almost looks incest intimate.
First
Milfalicious!
“I would drag my salt-covered pecker through miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie”
This comment originated in a 4chan thread a few months ago when Ironman 2 came out. OP pic was Scarlett Johansen and the original comment was “>personally; i’d crawl butt naked through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a wakie-talkie *green text*”
I remember that comment because, well, you don’t forgot funny shit like that
Do we have a plagiarist in our mists?
Our mists? No. Our midst? Maybe.
Plagiarism on the internet?!?!?!?!? Dear God, NO!!!!
That classifies as funny?
Oh yea, it’s from 4chan, home of retarded shit being classified as humorous.
Oh ya, well I’d clean your pecker off with my tongue, just to let her take a dump on my chest just so I can see her asshole work ;-)
Moms has a banging body for her age. No wonder why junior has a woody.
For her age? She has an awesome body for pretty much any age.
The sad part is you’re right. At least concerning the U.S. America’s fat chick epidemic is hitting record highs.
Bring back SGU
looks like the beginning of a real life “Taboo ” movie.
*midsts*
eh, just wanted to point it out to Fish
LOL
midgits?
midgets? Midgets IN the mist IN our midsts???
…smashes face with rock…
That picture is disturbing yet hot at the same time.
That kid must be packing a tiny weeny, cause that stiffy is pathetic.
This is so disturbing and hot! I can’t believe she’s banging her SON!
Google the kid.. he’s probably gay
Nice one, Mom.
I’d blow that kid any old day….cute hardon….then I’d blow my load all over his chest.
Agreed.
your all disgusting pedofiles and should be reported to the police.
We’re moving on anyway. Success with that!
*Tired voice* We came a long way, we went straight into hell without any trace of fear. After epic and heroic fights with Balrogs ( in my case) we kept on marching all the way through. Covered with battle wounds but still with heads up we landed finally, to our big surprise, in The Garden of Eden. Hell forced us to study and learn a lot. Usually the winner takes it all. Leaving people behind with even more hate and foam around the mouth. Losing that’s an art as well, for that you’ve to be a winner. But we don’t want to be part of that vicious circle, feeding and maintaining hate. We didn’t do this all on purpose of revenge. This was a surprise journey to us as well. All what we did fight for was the truth and nothing else than that. And we keep on fighting for that even if that leads to our dead. And finally we’re going to move on indeed.
The Flower is mine but you can take the fruits.
If your faith is big enough then you know that the real God won’t do ofcourse anything really bad. It’s safe and sound and he’s always trying to make things clear.
First of all why would your pecker be covered in salt?
Maybe it’s saltpeter.
LOL Nice.
The guy is a freaking Billionare, lets face it- He can do way better
That one’s been knocking around at least 20 years.
♫ He does it all, yes he does
He knows how to please in every detail
He can do more than you’d ever imagine
And do it with style, he does it with me, oh yes he does… ♪
Don’t be fooled, that ain’t no hard on. That’s a bulge, kid is packin’
YUMMMM!
I’d probably blow you too, Bi Guy.
That could be arranged
This was from Weekend Update on SNL…
Not sure what is going on there?
She’s trying to get his swimmers open so she can pull out his dick, Barry. Wouldn’t you do the same thing?? I mean, really……..
he is trying to hide his stiff little P*NIS caused by her appearence!!
Sorry, guys… but the kid is playing on the other team
http://www.papermag.com/2010/09/peter_brant_jr_the_new_it-boy.php
There’s nothing on that link that says or even suggests the kid is gay.
Why is everybody assuming that the kid is boning up over mom? Let’s not forget she’s not the only girl on the beach. There’s another girl hidden right behind her.
Yeah..his sister!
White pants, legs crossed, hands on thigh like a girl and wearing a purple ascot, for Christ sake… Gay as a meatball… By the way, why is his mommy adjusting his shorts for him? Can’t he do that himself? What is he, a 5 year old???
My dad always used to say this but he would say “I crawl ten miles through broken glass and bb’s to watch her piss in a tin can in a phone booth.” lol
What, you mean full of an entire downtrodden culture of poor people living in tents subsisting on only what the overseers provide? Sounds about right.
For god’s sake, get Spader out of there, though.
Oh dear! Did mommy do that to you?
yes! Loved this comment!
Best comment I’ve seen yet on here!
She is WAY too close to his penis while he’s got that hard-on. Poor kid. He has to be embarrassed.
It just occured to me that maybe he’s not aroused, but the trunks are so wet, it’s just clinging really tight to his skin.
Funny. This just made me think of that photo of Hulk Hogan putting sunscreen on his daughter Brooke’s butt.
In my opinion, some parents are just a little too comfortable with their kids’ bodies.
They must have a REALLY “close” relationship…I believe it’s called INCEST..
http://www.thesuperficial.com/stephanie-seymour-is-in-a-bikini-too-and-other-news-12-2010/1229-stephanie-seymour-bikini-04
Mom’s definitely giving him wood.
You guys have to see the rest of the pics in the set. The oldest kid and mom are way too friendly on the beach. They are hugging and sideways kissing; it looks like they are on a date.
Might as well keep it in the family…
*wretching* The horror………*wretching* the horror!!!
Dude has on white pants, and crosses his legs like a Biotch. GAY!
Maybe she’s not a gold digger. Maybe she just has a fetish for wrinkled things, like Shar Pei faces, elephant knees, and soggy old man wangs.
I can’t get over her face looking like an alien hybrid of Steven Tyler and a brick wall.
lol nice
what kid wouldn’t get a boner looking at those tits all afternoon? On top of that, her hands are a few inches away from his cock…I’m sure he got rid of the baby batter later that day.
What’s with this kid getting a boner for his mother?? ICK!!!!!
Plagiarist or not, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve read on the net in a couple of months!
hahahahahahahaha
You know, Seth McFarland and his writers read the Superficial comments for break away jokes and punchlines.
That comment was funnier on SNL
This woman looks disgusting. And news flash guys her boobs aren’t as big as you think they are either. False advertising only.
Disqualified!
beautiful shiny hair
aww poor paris, Paris who?
U maybe a Hilton but you ain’t no Kardashian