LET THE YEAR OF THE BONER BEGIN!
Welcome to the eighth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Full Disclosure: There was supposed to be one of these the Monday after Christmas, but honestly, there wasn’t much to work with and I promised myself I’d be an even shiftlessier layabout than usual this holiday season. No one likes a liar. However, I do want to acknowledge commenter “Jones” for brilliantly dubbing Coco’s camel toe the “Bantha Knuckle,” so please add that one to our national lexicon alongside “Wookiee Wallet” for we are now richer for both. On that note, enjoy this week’s collection complete with the best comment saved for last because it’s so poetic, we very well might be in the presence of our generation’s Shakespeare. I literally sobbed after reading it.
Parting is such sweet sorrow,
- The Superficial