The Porn Star Wants Charlie in Jail

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2010

Charlie Sheen‘s hooker that turned out to be a porn star (semantics), Capri Anderson, now wants to meet with Colorado prosecutors to claim Charlie held her against her will and encourage them to find him in violation of his probation. TMZ reports:

Our sources say Anderson claims after she locked herself in the bathroom, Charlie tried getting in and began repeatedly punching the door. She alleges she feared for her life.
We’re told Anderson wants the Pitkin County D.A. to attempt to violate Charlie’s probation in the domestic violence case and she plans to fly to Apsen in the next few days to make her case.
Sources in Pitkin County tell us as far as the D.A. is concerned, any complaint that criminal activity occurred in New York must be filed in New York, not Pitkin County. We’re told, however, that if Anderson flies to Aspen, the D.A. has “an open-door policy” and would see her.
…. Law enforcement sources in NYC tell TMZ … when cops interviewed Anderson at the hotel, she did not say she felt Charlie was holding her against her will.

While I hate to throw Capri under the bus considering her fame-grabbing landed me on Good Morning America today – Just reporting the facts, folks. – this is clearly a continued effort to milk this puppy like a coked-out Charlie Sheen. And, really, there’s no need for legal shenanigans. Thanks to pioneers like Kim Kardashian, Coco and that chick who’s always dressed like Princess Leia, all Capri has to do is take half, if not entirely, naked photos of herself to stay relevant. She doesn’t even have to sex with anybody, so right there, that’s like 95% easier than her current job. It’s almost so comically simple, I sometimes want to kill myself before the collapse of civilization does the job for me in, I dunno, let’s say an hour.

NOTE: Added a shot of Capri with Denise Richards on the night in question along with one of those Taiwanese videos that’s now slightly less accurate.

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Photos: ClubCapriAnderson.com, TMZ