The Porn Star Wants Charlie in Jail

October 28th, 2010 // 25 Comments

Charlie Sheen‘s hooker that turned out to be a porn star (semantics), Capri Anderson, now wants to meet with Colorado prosecutors to claim Charlie held her against her will and encourage them to find him in violation of his probation. TMZ reports:

Our sources say Anderson claims after she locked herself in the bathroom, Charlie tried getting in and began repeatedly punching the door. She alleges she feared for her life.
We’re told Anderson wants the Pitkin County D.A. to attempt to violate Charlie’s probation in the domestic violence case and she plans to fly to Apsen in the next few days to make her case.
Sources in Pitkin County tell us as far as the D.A. is concerned, any complaint that criminal activity occurred in New York must be filed in New York, not Pitkin County. We’re told, however, that if Anderson flies to Aspen, the D.A. has “an open-door policy” and would see her.
…. Law enforcement sources in NYC tell TMZ … when cops interviewed Anderson at the hotel, she did not say she felt Charlie was holding her against her will.

While I hate to throw Capri under the bus considering her fame-grabbing landed me on Good Morning America today – Just reporting the facts, folks. – this is clearly a continued effort to milk this puppy like a coked-out Charlie Sheen. And, really, there’s no need for legal shenanigans. Thanks to pioneers like Kim Kardashian, Coco and that chick who’s always dressed like Princess Leia, all Capri has to do is take half, if not entirely, naked photos of herself to stay relevant. She doesn’t even have to sex with anybody, so right there, that’s like 95% easier than her current job. It’s almost so comically simple, I sometimes want to kill myself before the collapse of civilization does the job for me in, I dunno, let’s say an hour.

NOTE: Added a shot of Capri with Denise Richards on the night in question along with one of those Taiwanese videos that’s now slightly less accurate.

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Photos: ClubCapriAnderson.com, TMZ

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  1. mememe

    I agree with the pornstar

  2. Denise Richards Porn Star Capri Anderson
    mememe
    Commented on this photo:

    that would make a sweet threeway

  3. jill

    that chick’s got one hot body and one busted face.

  4. GravyLeg

    TSFSRT

    You got quoted LMAO…

  5. Hey

    I like how the Taiwanese video has a jewy lawyer thrown in at the 1:00 mark.

  6. Your Sister

    Fish, you’ve made it! A quote on a porn star’s website, the ultimate goal.

  7. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    While I hate to throw Capri under the bus considering her fame-grabbing landed me on Good Morning America today -

    Does this mean you’re Bonnie Fuller?

  8. Manolo Rubenstein

    Charlie Sheen may be an arch-scumbag, but holmes knows what’s what when it comes to pussy. You want to have a good time, you get yourself a 20 year old porn star. Nothing else compares. He said that a long time ago and obviously it’s an axiom that holds true. And he’s got great taste. That little bitch is fucking hawt.

  9. Denise Richards Porn Star Capri Anderson
    Heyzeus Hosay
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHAHA! Whoo.. love that Charlie. I especially like how ABC reports that being a coked out whore monger isn’t his only problem….”Twice this year, cars stolen from his Hollywood Hills home have been found crashed and abandoned in a ravine. ”

    HAHAHAAAA….’stolen’. Good one Charles.

  10. Capri Anderson Porn Star Charlie Sheen
    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    GET THIS STUPID BRAINLESS CUNT OUT OF HERE PLEASE, SO SICK OF DUMB CUNTS LIKE THIS USING THEIR TITS AND ASS TO GET A FEW BUCKS IN THE BANK…DUMB FUCKING BITCH GO BACK TO SUCKING DICK FOR DOLLARS, YOUR TRASH, YOUR FAMILY IS TRASH, YOUR FUTURE KIDS ARE GARBAGE BABIES LIKE YOU ARE…YOU UGLY PUG FACED CUNT, YOUR LOOSE HERPES INFESTED PUSSY IS GROSS LIKE YOUR INNER SELF, FUCKING BITCH I HOPE SOMEONE STABS YOU IN THE FAKE TITS.

  11. Scott

    Bet you anything she’s just threatening to go so she can get a nice payday from Charlie not to go… and she says she isn’t a whore hahahaha

  12. Mindy in Austin

    I saw your quote getting ready for work on GMA and I got all proud and shit about you.

  13. Costamar

    This is a case for Gloria Allred!!!!

  14. The more I read about this the more impressed I am with Chuck!!!! A 20 year old Porn Star, potential prosti … errr excuse me, call girl…

    She wants money and her 15 minutes so she can sell all the old videos of her in porn that are gathering dust in some warehouse somewhere. Think of what the publicity did for the 2 Porn girls who fucked Tiger Woods? Think their websites and dvd sales went through the roof for a bit? I think they did.

  15. jim x

    Isn’t it something how hookers and porn stars really do have this dead-tired despair that shows through in a deadened face and empty eyes. It would be great if women could have a lot of sex with different guys and just love it, but it really doesn’t seem like it’s possible.

    Then again, it doesn’t look like all the fucking Charlie Sheehan’s been doing has been good for his soul either. But it’s easier for guys. A woman who’s been as sexed-out as Sheehan would have died decades ago. Just seems how it is.

  16. Denise Richards Porn Star Capri Anderson
    WRONG
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, dude, that’s not denise richards.

  17. JRS22

    Held her against her will while he was passed out drunk/high? Hello money grab.

  18. Denise Richards Porn Star Capri Anderson
    Sheena
    Commented on this photo:

    Was this pic taken before or after appetizers… You know, when Denise got uncomfortable and left the table? ‘Cuz she looks soooo uncomfortable in this shot.

  19. Bipolar Nut Job

    This chick is a C.U.N.T. “Can’t Understand Normal Thinking”. I built her website for her and shot a shit load of content and she back her ass out of a deal. Oh yeah gave her her name and helped her start her career. Total bipolar nut job. She’s doesn’t care about anybody but herself. I hope they lock her up for being a whore.

  20. Burt

    I wonder how Charlie introduced her to his ex-wife.

  21. captain america

    I’m sure she will fuck him in jail too.

  22. jenn

    what the FUCK does she expect when shes a hooker?
    the men to be classy? shes a hooker. you can expect sunshine and rainbows. you expect grease balls, coke heads and violent racists. just look at the shamwow guy. you get this with the job honey, toughen up or become a school teacher. the choice is yours.

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