The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show
After years of withering away into murderous heroin Muppets after their little sister Lizzie stole their beauty rejuvenation crystals and surpassed them in hotness, the reclusive Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are surprisingly in talks to appear in Netflix’s 13-episode Full House reunion show Fuller House – Yup, it’s called that. – that the Internet can’t seem to shut up about because the whole thing runs on 80s nostalgia and porn. Us Magazine reports:
According to the show’s official release, the 28-year-old twins are currently in “discussions regarding guest appearances.” Other original stars in talks to appear are Bob Saget (Danny Tanner), Dave Coulier (Uncle Joey), and Lori Loughlin (Aunt Becky).
Because of child labor laws – and they’re less powerful when separated making them easier to kill – Mary-Kate and Ashley took turns playing the role of Michelle, so technically wouldn’t you just need one of them? Why pay for both when you can just pay- OH GOD THEY FLEW IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND ARE DOING CIRCLES AROUND THE CEILING! NO! NO! GET OUT! THE POWER OF HEATH LEDGER COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF HEATH LEDGER COMPELS YOU! WHY IS THAT ONLY MAKING YOU MADDER?!
And now pics of Aunt Becky doing yoga because that’s how I roll – NO! NO! DO NOT HANG UPSIDE DOWN IN THE ATTIC! NO! *looks for broom*