The Nipply Reign of Terror is Over and Other News

May 25th, 2011 // 39 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Britney Spears wants Kellan Lutz. [Popeater]

- This is the most retarded PSA I’ve ever seen. [Huffington Post]

- Brad Pitt shaved his goatee. [Lainey Gossip]

- Which was merely a clever diversion while Angelina Jolie stole this baby. [Dlisted]

- Fergie is the Houdini of penis-tucking. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Elle Macpherson wore this to pick her kid up from school. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Can you even imagine the quality of the pay-per-view porn in this place? [theCHIVE]

- Snooki gets revenge on Internet haters. [BuzzFeed]

- Courtney Love doesn’t understand why guys’ penises don’t work properly around her. [Starpulse]

- But I’m guessing Kym Johnson doesn’t have that problem at all. [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton is down to ‘try anything.’ If that includes 5 seconds of sex followed by 30 minutes of sobbing, we’re in business. [IDLYITW]

- Disney is going to market products based on the S.E.A.L. team that took out Bin Laden. No, Really. [Celebslam]

- The Greatest Sports Hottie Videos Ever [Bleacher Report]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Kelly Brook [Heavy]

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  1. Lindsay Lohan
    cracker
    Commented on this photo:

    BLOOD

  2. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney Love looks super confused.

  3. Really

    What’s the tattoo? Tiger blood?

  4. Lindsay Lohan
    cracker
    Commented on this photo:

    …………blood

  5. thespiral

    Nice prison tat, Lindz. She’s really going out of her way to ensure the “respected actor” route is never again possible, so she can keep blasting down the “filthy crack ho” route uninterrupted. I don’t know whether to mock or respect such grim determination.

  6. cc

    No one here acknowledges her great respect for history; the top of that tattoo represents the Acropolis and the word ‘blood’ below is actually a pictograph meaning ‘praise be to Bacchus’.

  7. Jon Hex

    I think H8R is the most retarded PSA I’ve ever seen.

  8. Venom

    If that is a real tattoo, then my lust for her is officially over.

  9. She seems out of place without her shopping cart full of pop cans.

  10. Lindsay Lohan
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    If I looked like this man, I would intentially get my pant leg stuck in the escalator and have it tear me in two.

  11. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t hide yourself from my bowler-hat-shark-tooth-necklace awesomeness. I lounged hard to get this look. Pull down that scarf, chickadee. I’ll give you cocaiiiine.”

  12. Stuff

    So, are women supposed to wear burqas around children now? At least she wasn’t dressed like a stripper. TIght pants: The Devil’s Work! Won’t someone think of the children??!?!?

  13. I watched that PSA and I’m confused.

    The ‘tard chick, Lauren Potter, is kinda hot. I’ll look her up in about 10 years.

    She might be too smart for me though, I usually go for the Britney type.

  14. Tom

    Typical blonde monkeyface.

  15. titsonsnackington

    Why does she keep bleaching her perfectly lovely red hair homeless-prostitute-blonde?

    • Tom

      She’s one of those classless chicks who thinks it attracts guys.

    • Clarence Beeks

      I know! i get so angry that she doesn’t keep it red. I even love the dark brown! But the blond is horrible- it ages her 20 years. She has got to read in the media how lousy everyone thinks she looks. I guess she likes it, and that is all that matters to her.

  16. g-moonie

    She’s about a month away from the “Donald” combover.

  17. god i hope that symbol means fucktard in chinese

  18. Lindsay Lohan
    effie
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she carved that into her own arm

  19. Lindsay Lohan
    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    Isnt that the stolen necklace?

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Cocaine goes in here.

  21. Lindsay Lohan
    RasputinsLiver
    Commented on this photo:

    Goddamn.

    Lindsay Lohan (no trademark, registration or copyright) sure looks beat to proverbial shit these days.

    Whatta skuzzy chick.

  22. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a tattoo on her other arm that reads “Jaundice”.

  23. vlad

    If that’s a fake tat, then her skin is having some kind of reaction to it…it is swollen and bubbling…maybe she got branded instead…CA penal system way of tagging their revolving door inmates…makes for processing that much quicker

  24. the captain

    obviciously the united states still didnt reach the LOWEST point.
    ……IT CAN SINK EVEN FURTHER?

  25. Lindsay Lohan
    Jessie
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch out, she’s got a bit of Winona-Ryder-crazy in the eyes

  26. Lindsay Lohan
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Herp Derp”

  27. Josh

    She’s disgusting… but I dunno I’d hit it like a drum…

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