The Nipply Reign of Terror is Over and Other News

By: Photo Boy / May 25, 2011

Posted by Photo Boy

- Britney Spears wants Kellan Lutz. [Popeater]

– This is the most retarded PSA I’ve ever seen. [Huffington Post]

- Brad Pitt shaved his goatee. [Lainey Gossip]

– Which was merely a clever diversion while Angelina Jolie stole this baby. [Dlisted]

- Fergie is the Houdini of penis-tucking. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Elle Macpherson wore this to pick her kid up from school. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

– Can you even imagine the quality of the pay-per-view porn in this place? [theCHIVE]

- Snooki gets revenge on Internet haters. [BuzzFeed]

- Courtney Love doesn’t understand why guys’ penises don’t work properly around her. [Starpulse]

– But I’m guessing Kym Johnson doesn’t have that problem at all. [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton is down to ‘try anything.’ If that includes 5 seconds of sex followed by 30 minutes of sobbing, we’re in business. [IDLYITW]

- Disney is going to market products based on the S.E.A.L. team that took out Bin Laden. No, Really. [Celebslam]

- The Greatest Sports Hottie Videos Ever [Bleacher Report]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Kelly Brook [Heavy]

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