The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 52

November 19th, 2011 // 118 Comments

Welcome to the 52nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of random you guys have ever shat out. While “society” might tell you that the a massive knowledge of pop culture trivia won’t get you job or laid or the love and respect of your parents, I like to believe this post is a huge cock waved triumphantly in all those people’s faces. In fact, I encourage you to print it out and tape it to your groin. WITH PRIDE.

Building self-esteem one blatant pageview grab at a time,

- The Superficial

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  1. Lauren Pope Side Boob Slit Dress
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    Her dress may be a bit much but she is smokin

  2. David Letterman Regis Philbin Vespa
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I really need to go.
    Just go, man.
    Aaaaah.

  3. Rachel Ray Open Mouth
    CranAppleSnapple
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    AHAHAHAHA
    That was awesome, KC.

  4. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Aw, I think she looks really cute. She has such a baby face. In fact if you told me she was a toddler in this photo, I’d believe it.

  5. Britney Spears Bikini
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    Agree with above comment

  6. Commented on this photo:

    Holy crap, it DOES look like him.

  7. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    Cock Dr
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    Sharia is such a bitch.

  8. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
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    Winner.

  9. Fran Drescher
    Cock Dr
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    That voice…it’s like a nail file in the auditory part of the brain.

  10. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    Cock Dr
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    I do love this shot. The hat is so insane..how do you get into a vehicle with that on?

  11. Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher Divorce
    TaDa!
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmm….

  12. Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher Divorce
    Cock Dr
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    She’ll be fine. Once she gets over the humiliation she’ll be SO happy to have some new dick.
    Suggest she start eating again ASAP. Emaciation not good especially on a mature woman.

  13. Kelly Rowland Cleavage
    SIN
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    That make no sense.

  14. Lauren Pope Side Boob Slit Dress
    Jill Ess
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    LOVE it, Georgio!

  15. Kelly Rowland Cleavage
    SIN
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    Ok Now I see it. It is not the woman but the oicture on the wall. My bad.

  16. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Jill Ess
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    HA!

  17. David Letterman Regis Philbin Vespa
    anon
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    Wait… Wasn’t this said by wtf as a response to stinky’s comment?

  18. Satan's bitch
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    I think this pic belongs on the Men Who Look Like Lesbians blog.

  19. Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher Divorce
    oldfool
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    If thats as far as that mouth opens, no wonder he cheated.

  20. Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher Divorce
    jaqy
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    Score!!!!

  21. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    poop
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    lol, mcfeely

  22. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    DeucePickle
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    Brilliant !

  23. David Letterman Regis Philbin Vespa
    DeucePickle
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    That’s true….mine was a different Dumb & Dumber comment.

  24. Megan Fox
    BenDoverman
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    1st prototype Fox Real Doll is lookin’ good. I hope she is self-cleaning but would settle for disposable..

  25. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Juaquin ingles
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    Nice!

  26. Lauren Pope Side Boob Slit Dress
    2poop jenkins
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    wow. that one really sucked.

  27. D-chi
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    IT’S SO TRUE.

  28. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt
    D-chi
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    Love. This. Outfit.

  29. Lauren Pope Side Boob Slit Dress
    kara
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    why do these never have captions? i don’t even know who the fuck this is & i’m on this site everyday

    • Studley Hungwell

      Who she is doesn’t matter-What she’s wearing is why she’s here

    • Phoebe's Mom

      you’re here everyday but never hovered your mouse over a picture

      • me

        What browser are you using? Even Internet Explorer 8 finally fixed displaying ‘alt’ text on hover.

        IE 8, Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Opera (not to mention all the mobile browsers that can’t support hover states) won’t show it.

        Now, if the images were also tagged with ‘title’ attributes, THEN it would show on current browsers (again, excluding mobile devices).

    • thenotsofunnyone

      If you’re here everyday you know this must be one of the Olsen sisters.

    • Lisa

      just right-click and click on View Image Info.

    • TomFrank

      See where it says “Said Georgio on: The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.17.11″? If you click on the link, it shows you the original post and who this is.

    • Drew

      Or you know, the part where it says:

      Posted Under: Lauren Pope

      Hurp.

  30. Pauly D
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    Who runs BarterTown?!

  31. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
    Andy
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s wrong with her eyes?
    She looks like someone hit her upside the head with a frying pan.

  32. David Letterman Regis Philbin Vespa
    InternetRocketScienctist
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    Awesome. I immediately got a 14 year old movie reference. Not sad at all.

  33. Rachel Ray Open Mouth
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    Nice one.

  34. mancuso
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    He’s got, like, a second face… behind his face.

  35. Rachel Ray Open Mouth
    Jon and Kate plus Hate
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    Moneyshot KC !

  36. forrest gump

    after the blowjob she forgot to turn on her normal face expression.

  37. Courtney Love Topless
    Studley Hungwell
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    Can’t get the NSFW to work; but how can those stars possibly need to be that far apart?

    • fartbucket

      The same reason the mic is pointed at her cheek instead of her mouth…. Physics took one look at Courtney Love and said fuck that.

  38. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    Studley Hungwell
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    You know a hat is a bit too much when you can walk around with your nipples showing and noone notices

  39. Dr Ha-Ha
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    Looks like you’d need a crowbar to interrupt this ‘smile’.

  40. January Jones
    GuyLeDouche
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    :-) Like it!

  41. Rachel Ray Open Mouth
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    Gah!

  42. Rachel Ray Open Mouth
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent!

  43. Lacey Schwimmer Crossed Eyes
    GuyLeDouche
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    “She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.”

  44. Megan Fox
    BAHAH
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    Why the hell did this girl start messing with her face. She’s not even 30 yet. She’s starting to look like Kim Kardashian in the face.

  45. Hair Pie
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    There’s something fake looking about his hair. He’s had dykey hair for over a decade (hello, nice dye job BTW) but I never realized how it looks like some sort of weird strandy weave up close.

  46. Kelly Rowland Cleavage
    Snack pack
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    Hence the brilliance of that comment. Same thing happened to me.

  47. Juliette Lewis Bikini
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    She isn’t very famous, hooray for scientology!

  48. Pauly D
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    honestly thought the writing in the back said ‘day bar and gay club’, until i re-read it. selective dyslexia is fun!

  49. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    Samantha
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    LOLOLOL

  50. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    …chicken dinner.

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