Welcome to the 52nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of random you guys have ever shat out. While “society” might tell you that the a massive knowledge of pop culture trivia won’t get you job or laid or the love and respect of your parents, I like to believe this post is a huge cock waved triumphantly in all those people’s faces. In fact, I encourage you to print it out and tape it to your groin. WITH PRIDE.
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Her dress may be a bit much but she is smokin
I really need to go.
Just go, man.
Aaaaah.
AHAHAHAHA
That was awesome, KC.
Aw, I think she looks really cute. She has such a baby face. In fact if you told me she was a toddler in this photo, I’d believe it.
Agree with above comment
I have the bad feeling that sweet.cheeks here doesn’t realize that Britney is a 29-year-old mother of two.
It was sarcasm.
Have you seen sweet.cheeks’s other comments? The snark is not strong with this one.
+1
I also had the reaction of .. “Yeah, she doesn’t look bad for 35 .. WAIT A SECOND!!!”
Holy crap, it DOES look like him.
Sharia is such a bitch.
Winner.
seconded.
More like a 6th grader, 7th grade and he’d have a full beard and 2 kids
That voice…it’s like a nail file in the auditory part of the brain.
And that laugh would kill any erection.
I do love this shot. The hat is so insane..how do you get into a vehicle with that on?
She probably has to be fed in sideways by two security guards. She’s short so two will do.
Hmmmm….
She’ll be fine. Once she gets over the humiliation she’ll be SO happy to have some new dick.
Suggest she start eating again ASAP. Emaciation not good especially on a mature woman.
That make no sense.
LOVE it, Georgio!
Ok Now I see it. It is not the woman but the oicture on the wall. My bad.
HA!
Wait… Wasn’t this said by wtf as a response to stinky’s comment?
I think this pic belongs on the Men Who Look Like Lesbians blog.
If thats as far as that mouth opens, no wonder he cheated.
That’s all the farther he needed.
Score!!!!
lol, mcfeely
Brilliant !
That’s true….mine was a different Dumb & Dumber comment.
1st prototype Fox Real Doll is lookin’ good. I hope she is self-cleaning but would settle for disposable..
Funny, that’s the same thing all of her ex-boyfriends said.
Nice!
wow. that one really sucked.
IT’S SO TRUE.
Love. This. Outfit.
why do these never have captions? i don’t even know who the fuck this is & i’m on this site everyday
Who she is doesn’t matter-What she’s wearing is why she’s here
you’re here everyday but never hovered your mouse over a picture
What browser are you using? Even Internet Explorer 8 finally fixed displaying ‘alt’ text on hover.
IE 8, Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Opera (not to mention all the mobile browsers that can’t support hover states) won’t show it.
Now, if the images were also tagged with ‘title’ attributes, THEN it would show on current browsers (again, excluding mobile devices).
If you’re here everyday you know this must be one of the Olsen sisters.
just right-click and click on View Image Info.
See where it says “Said Georgio on: The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.17.11″? If you click on the link, it shows you the original post and who this is.
Or you know, the part where it says:
Posted Under: Lauren Pope
Hurp.
Who runs BarterTown?!
What’s wrong with her eyes?
She looks like someone hit her upside the head with a frying pan.
Awesome. I immediately got a 14 year old movie reference. Not sad at all.
I got it, but was sad because I hated that movie.
Nice one.
He’s got, like, a second face… behind his face.
Moneyshot KC !
after the blowjob she forgot to turn on her normal face expression.
Can’t get the NSFW to work; but how can those stars possibly need to be that far apart?
The same reason the mic is pointed at her cheek instead of her mouth…. Physics took one look at Courtney Love and said fuck that.
You know a hat is a bit too much when you can walk around with your nipples showing and noone notices
BRAVO!!
AND you know a comment is a bit too weak when it fails to incorporate said nipples…
Looks like you’d need a crowbar to interrupt this ‘smile’.
:-) Like it!
Gah!
Excellent!
“She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.”
+1, Randy!
Why the hell did this girl start messing with her face. She’s not even 30 yet. She’s starting to look like Kim Kardashian in the face.
There’s something fake looking about his hair. He’s had dykey hair for over a decade (hello, nice dye job BTW) but I never realized how it looks like some sort of weird strandy weave up close.
Hence the brilliance of that comment. Same thing happened to me.
She isn’t very famous, hooray for scientology!
honestly thought the writing in the back said ‘day bar and gay club’, until i re-read it. selective dyslexia is fun!
LOLOLOL
…chicken dinner.