Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I’m kidding, I just laugh and go, “Haha! It’s true. Christina Aguilera IS fat.” It’s all very intellectual. On that note, my personal favorite comment – After the one at the end of this gallery, of course. – has to be from jsburg who actually feels the firing of Joe Paterno for doing close to jackshit while children were raped is a grave Constitutional violation and the beginning of the end of America as we know it. Because if football isn’t treated like a holy and sacred institution, then my God, what is? We might as well be under British rule again.
Don’t tread on me,
- The Superficial
P.S. Also, add every single perverted children’s book title JC came up with in the Sasha Grey thread. Jesus Christ, are they amazing.
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Photo: GSI Media
That one was pretty awesome.
When did Sally Fields get so old?
BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There’s nothing cooler than wearing high heels in the sand.
Being spray painted orange must be pretty cool as well.
You guys forgot about the balloons! Although I guess those are more “fun” than “cool”.
I has a sad :(
This gallery won’t work on my iPhone.
hahahahahahahahahahaha, these sort of americans really think they’re important persons.
yep: TO MASTURBATING FOLKS LIKE MYSELF!!
The problem is the internet has given everyone a voice, just no-one worth listening to.
How long till she is blowing her boss?
Square Enix? WTF is that reference to?
way over my head too
I know what Square Enix is and I still don’t get it.
I too know Squenix and still don’t quite get it. Unless they’re saying she is dressed vaguely like Paine?
My best guess is that it’s a reference to how much touching up is in this photo. Square Enix created Final Fantasy, and Carey looks like computer generated here.
Square Enix is a video game developer, widely known and praised for their remarkable ability to create lifelike CGI.
My guess is it’s a stab at how digitally touched up this picture is.
Who are these dumb asses and who is really interested in them? Are they the new Heidi and Spencer?
i can’t believe i’m saying this… but i actually think i miss speidi….
Is this Pamela Lee in 15 years??
this is pamela lee now. the hepatitis is really getting to her.
No, that’s Pamela Lee 15 years ago… or is it 25? Do I hear 30?
If there is to be a hall of fame for comments on this site this one should be on the first ballot.
agreed
I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears
While trolling the streets, Kris Jenner shows off her talents.
+1
I was married to the Kennedys. I fucked around like the Kennedys.
Did she have a nose job, too?
There’s a man who sold his wife and kids down the river for a fantasy. Great bloke.
Whats she famous for..? Oh right! Used to make movies; now shes just famous for her drug and law problems. What a waste.
As the cord pulls him back towards his gay lover.
I think his grandma wants her sweater back…
hahahahaha!
can you believe it? this used to be the “Genie in a bottle” girl. looks like a drag queen trying to look like Christina..how friggin sad. she’s not even 30 and it’s pretty much over. she’s gotta lose weight, throw out 90% of her makeup, get rid of all her extensions and get back to work. in 10 years she went from HOT to NOT.
snooki-tina.
Fish, enough with the Penn comments. this isn’t a sports website and you’re getting annoying.
Today, I feel like the luckiest boy on the interwebs. (sniffle, sniffle) I’m going to go curl up with my copy of “The Pole-her Express.”
Don’t leave home tomorrow, for your contribution celebrity figure Khloe Kardashian will be dropping by to deliver you a Certificate of Appreciation she made up herself in PowerPoint.
I love the smell of my own poopie doopie. It smells absolutely devine. They should make it into an air freshener!
omg i think lindsays making that face because she just smelt my delicious poop.
poop. poop. poop. I love the smell of poop aaaaaaaaah!
i let the dog eat shit out of between my cracks. its nice.
poop i love poop poop in my face do a hot carl on me
i love when my anus talks.
shes got poop in her cheeks for the winter.
I’ve never seen a bathing suit top so padded/stuffed/pushed up in my whole fucking life, she’s ridiculous. Yeah her boobs are real, doctors just fail to mention, “Oh, by the way, she stuffs!”
i love my poop bahah
she needs a flap in the back to poop out of.
salvatore–he likes poop.
poop
omg she lovvvvvvvves my poop.
huh? dumb- its poop.
This creature looks like she needs a shower, scrubbing with warm water and plenty of soap. She’s so filthy.
Agreed… I noticed the same thing.
She’s disgusting.
Warney: the Patron Saint of Punching Above Your Weight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_6vl4eC2xk&feature=related
This reminds me so much of Russel brand its not even funny.
Ahahahahahahah SO FUNNY!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! So true!
Look at her upper arm, that’s not right. How can your wrist be as big as your biceps, yet you still have a giant rack? Eating disorders are a hell of a thing
Please Fish, delete everything by poopiedoopie. How’d a 9 yet old get on your page, anyway?
+1
Who wears arm bands anymore?!
Princess Leia, when she travels.
+1
She’s eventualyy having the drug impact on her image and mind.
So, so good
She´s carrying ALOT of padding and wire in that bikini top!!
This bloke is such an arse hole..how the heck did he get with Katy Perry!!?? He´s not funny AT ALL,and he´s no where near good looking…I dont get it.
This is how:
http://theblemish.com/2010/12/katy-perry-without-makeup/
Ooooohh….Ok,now I get it :/
He needed a beard and she needed someone hideous to stand next to say people would say “She’s so pretty, why is she with him?”
She has more than enough money for a personal trainer 24/7,she can have healthy meals deleivered to her,and lets not forget liposuction etc etc..I dont understand why she has just let herself get to this point o.0
Dude looks like cracked out version of Corey Haim.