The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 51

November 12th, 2011 // 135 Comments

Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I’m kidding, I just laugh and go, “Haha! It’s true. Christina Aguilera IS fat.” It’s all very intellectual. On that note, my personal favorite comment – After the one at the end of this gallery, of course. – has to be from jsburg who actually feels the firing of Joe Paterno for doing close to jackshit while children were raped is a grave Constitutional violation and the beginning of the end of America as we know it. Because if football isn’t treated like a holy and sacred institution, then my God, what is? We might as well be under British rule again.

Don’t tread on me,

- The Superficial

P.S. Also, add every single perverted children’s book title JC came up with in the Sasha Grey thread. Jesus Christ, are they amazing.

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Photo: GSI Media

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  1. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
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    That one was pretty awesome.

  2. Katie Holmes
    Jon and Kate plus Hate
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    When did Sally Fields get so old?

  3. Kate Gosselin
    baccusvd
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    BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  4. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison
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    There’s nothing cooler than wearing high heels in the sand.

  5. Princess Bitch

    I has a sad :(

    This gallery won’t work on my iPhone.

  6. forrest gump

    hahahahahahahahahahaha, these sort of americans really think they’re important persons.
    yep: TO MASTURBATING FOLKS LIKE MYSELF!!

  7. Kate Gosselin
    Drundel
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    How long till she is blowing her boss?

  8. Mariah Carey Midriff Weight Loss Jenny Craig
    SIN
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    Square Enix? WTF is that reference to?

  9. Carolyn

    Who are these dumb asses and who is really interested in them? Are they the new Heidi and Spencer?

  10. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison
    Khloe_is_a_sasquatch
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    Is this Pamela Lee in 15 years??

  11. Liam Neeson Peed His Pants
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    If there is to be a hall of fame for comments on this site this one should be on the first ballot.

  12. Liam Neeson Peed His Pants
    AnnaDraconida
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    I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears

  13. Kris Jenner
    Crankybitch
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    While trolling the streets, Kris Jenner shows off her talents.

  14. Arnold Scwarzenegger
    Crankybitch
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    I was married to the Kennedys. I fucked around like the Kennedys.

  15. Kate Gosselin
    Crankybitch
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    Did she have a nose job, too?

  16. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    There’s a man who sold his wife and kids down the river for a fantasy. Great bloke.

  17. Lindsay Lohan
    Salvatore
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    Whats she famous for..? Oh right! Used to make movies; now shes just famous for her drug and law problems. What a waste.

  18. Jonathan Lipnicki Shirtless Workout
    Salvatore
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    As the cord pulls him back towards his gay lover.

  19. Arnold Scwarzenegger
    Salvatore
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    I think his grandma wants her sweater back…

  20. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Fat Cheeks
    Hugh Gentry
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    hahahahaha!

    • karlito

      can you believe it? this used to be the “Genie in a bottle” girl. looks like a drag queen trying to look like Christina..how friggin sad. she’s not even 30 and it’s pretty much over. she’s gotta lose weight, throw out 90% of her makeup, get rid of all her extensions and get back to work. in 10 years she went from HOT to NOT.

  21. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Fat Cheeks
    pixelatio
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    snooki-tina.

  22. Brian Wilson

    Fish, enough with the Penn comments. this isn’t a sports website and you’re getting annoying.

  23. JC

    Today, I feel like the luckiest boy on the interwebs. (sniffle, sniffle) I’m going to go curl up with my copy of “The Pole-her Express.”

    • Tinklepants Astronaut

      Don’t leave home tomorrow, for your contribution celebrity figure Khloe Kardashian will be dropping by to deliver you a Certificate of Appreciation she made up herself in PowerPoint.

  24. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison
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    I love the smell of my own poopie doopie. It smells absolutely devine. They should make it into an air freshener!

  25. Lindsay Lohan
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    omg i think lindsays making that face because she just smelt my delicious poop.

  26. Jonathan Lipnicki Shirtless Workout
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    poop. poop. poop. I love the smell of poop aaaaaaaaah!

  27. Russell Brand
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    i let the dog eat shit out of between my cracks. its nice.

  28. Mark Ronson Pink Suit
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    poop i love poop poop in my face do a hot carl on me

  29. Kris Jenner
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    i love when my anus talks.

  30. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Fat Cheeks
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    shes got poop in her cheeks for the winter.

  31. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison
    BAHAH
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    I’ve never seen a bathing suit top so padded/stuffed/pushed up in my whole fucking life, she’s ridiculous. Yeah her boobs are real, doctors just fail to mention, “Oh, by the way, she stuffs!”

  32. Rihanna Butt Zebra Stripes Twitter
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    she needs a flap in the back to poop out of.

  33. Arnold Scwarzenegger
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    salvatore–he likes poop.

  34. Katie Holmes
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    poop

  35. Kate Gosselin
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    omg she lovvvvvvvves my poop.

  36. Mariah Carey Midriff Weight Loss Jenny Craig
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    huh? dumb- its poop.

  37. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison
    Matt
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    This creature looks like she needs a shower, scrubbing with warm water and plenty of soap. She’s so filthy.

  38. Lindsay Lohan
    Tyler
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    She’s disgusting.

  39. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Shane Warne
    shoegal
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    Warney: the Patron Saint of Punching Above Your Weight

  40. Russell Brand
    Elle
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_6vl4eC2xk&feature=related

    This reminds me so much of Russel brand its not even funny.

  41. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison
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    Look at her upper arm, that’s not right. How can your wrist be as big as your biceps, yet you still have a giant rack? Eating disorders are a hell of a thing

  42. Russell Brand
    Erin
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    Please Fish, delete everything by poopiedoopie. How’d a 9 yet old get on your page, anyway?

  43. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison
    MayDay
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    Who wears arm bands anymore?!

  44. Liam Neeson Peed His Pants
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    +1

  45. Lindsay Lohan
    Alleon
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    She’s eventualyy having the drug impact on her image and mind.

  46. Liam Neeson Peed His Pants
    mel on wheels
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    So, so good

  47. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison
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    She´s carrying ALOT of padding and wire in that bikini top!!

  48. Russell Brand
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    This bloke is such an arse hole..how the heck did he get with Katy Perry!!?? He´s not funny AT ALL,and he´s no where near good looking…I dont get it.

  49. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Fat Cheeks
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    She has more than enough money for a personal trainer 24/7,she can have healthy meals deleivered to her,and lets not forget liposuction etc etc..I dont understand why she has just let herself get to this point o.0

  50. Jen

    Dude looks like cracked out version of Corey Haim.

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