The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 50

November 5th, 2011 // 92 Comments

Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the horrible/hilarious/questionably racist shit you people say in the comments. It also marks an entire year since I held my breath and stomped my feet because, Jesus Christ, is it a pain in the ass to put this thing together. Which is why, two months later, a Photo Boy was born! And my how he’s grown. Why just the other day he made his first 9/11 joke and, of course, I forgot the camcorder. Ha! Kids.

Cherishing the memories,

- The Superficial

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  1. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the last picture in this week’s gallery. But under the new photo gallery layout, you can keep clicking the arrows and it would probably be some time before you noticed that you’re in last week’s gallery already. Fish, could you do something about that?

  2. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Divorce
    Norm
    Commented on this photo:

    Bravo, Jill, bravo!!

  3. forrest gump

    yep, KIM IS FOR ME PRETTY IMPORTANT, folks!!
    (she ‘helps’ me to masturbate…….)

  4. Chris Brown Penis Green Man Halloween
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    +1

  5. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    DeucePickle
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    Yeah, that got me too.
    Also, since i have the last comment of the gallery, i will be awaiting my case of Uncle Hozer’s Maple Syrup as my prize.
    Thanks in advance

    • Ruth

      Don’t worry, we’re on it. John from Toronto should be packing up his dogsled as we speak to hand deliver.

  6. JWoww Cleavage Gangster Costume Halloween
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, that’s brilliant.

  7. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Divorce
    Cock Dr
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    I really wish some horrible accident would happen to this particular member of the K klan. Sick of her lying money grubbing moo-cow ass.

  8. Justin Timberlake Amanda Seyfried In Time
    Cock Dr
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    Candidate for worst celebrity dress of the year award.

  9. Kim Kardashian Poison Ivy Halloween Costume
    quickrick
    Commented on this photo:

    first! not that it matters anyways…

  10. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    Hemingway
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful.

  11. Shia LaBeouf
    Dumas
    Commented on this photo:

    Hopefully Columbo remake will never happen.

  12. Mariah Yeater Pregnant Justin Bieber Love Child
    Hemingway
    Commented on this photo:

    You mean you guys didn’t notice the “NEXT GALLERY” tag on Jennifer Love Huge-Tits?

  13. Katherine Heigl
    Bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    Hehe

  14. poison ivy

    yep, Kardashian shows will be cancelled.

  15. Tristyn

    The urinal kake ,sure does have pertty mouth….

  16. Hard to believe it’s already been a year of us telling you the ‘crap we missed’ is a pile of wank. My, how time flies..

  17. Concerned Adult

    Her cunt is poisonous !

  18. Kim Kardashian Poison Ivy Halloween Costume
    Sophia
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    I don’t know why she had to dress up for halloween. Kim Kardashian is already tremendously hideous in normal outfits.

  19. Christina

    a whole year, that’s special. How we love to hate Kim and her penchant for urine, black men and money.

  20. La Toya Jackson
    flatspottin'
    Commented on this photo:

    ROFL

  21. Anon

    Awesome costume!! Because I tend to find the biggest bush when I need to take a piss. With that costume and her ass, she definitely the biggest bush.

  22. Katherine Heigl
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Stupid ass comment.

  23. Victoria Beckham
    Jon and Kate plus Hate
    Commented on this photo:

    Wipe that smile off your face beotch !!!!

  24. Archies_Leach

    There I am watching an acceptably watchable sitcom when during the break there’s some mention about “kim kardashian just said something. More on entertainment tonight” whereupon I’m wondering “who the fuck is this kim kardashian and why the fuck is she even mentioned in the media…..” I wonder what Oscars, what Emmy, what Tony, what Grammy, what Pulitzer, what Nobel prizes the COW has earned? I wonder what the COW has done AT ALL that the COW is in the media…… whereupon I kick my television so hard that it’s destroyed…… then I realize that COW kimmy kardashian does impact me personally.

  25. Kim Kardashian Poison Ivy Halloween Costume
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that kim kardashian or cher?

  26. Paris Hilton Halloween Costume
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome! Georgio rules.

  27. Kim Kardashian Poison Ivy Halloween Costume
    Stupid
    Commented on this photo:

    kim kardashian is a piece of garbage.

  28. Kim Kardashian Poison Ivy Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    Steve fucking nailed it.

    +1,000

  29. Amanda Seyfried
    Commented on this photo:

    Haa :D

  30. Megan Fox Tight Jeans Sweater
    Commented on this photo:

    Strong.

  31. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some accurate shit right there. Go Joanna.

  32. Victoria Beckham
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Drink the wine! Lighten up!

  33. Katherine Heigl
    Commented on this photo:

    I like all the says’es.

  34. Victoria Beckham
    Commented on this photo:

    For reals. She really needs to mellow out.

  35. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Divorce
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahah… good shit Jill.

  36. Justin Timberlake Amanda Seyfried In Time
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy uncomfortable pose.

  37. JWoww Cleavage Gangster Costume Halloween
    Commented on this photo:

    Chinto by wrecking ball.

  38. Commented on this photo:

    For real!

  39. Shia LaBeouf
    Commented on this photo:

    Shia LeDouche.

  40. ...

    ^^^This is what happens when the K name gets dropped. $$$$

  41. Kim Kardashian Poison Ivy Halloween Costume
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    By the looks of it, he eats Miracle Gro

  42. Megan Fox Tight Jeans Sweater
    dotmatrix
    Commented on this photo:

    +1

  43. Chris Brown Penis Green Man Halloween
    Commented on this photo:

    Fav!

  44. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    lol!

  45. juda

    Narcissistic media whore!
    her next move.. FAKE pregnancy ..she will FAKE miscarry
    FAKE recovery blahblahblbah till her younger sister OUT WHORES HER

  46. Concerned Adult

    Flying to Minnesota = miscalculation of fan backlash.
    She is the most devious , soul – numbing, mercenary , money – grubbing piss – whore in the history of piss – whores

  47. Weston Cage
    BabygirljeR
    Commented on this photo:

    HILARIOUS.

  48. Kim Kardashian Poison Ivy Halloween Costume
    Radadoon
    Commented on this photo:

    When she hits 40 those hips and buttocks will require wide load signs be carried in front of her!

  49. Amanda Seyfried
    Radadoon
    Commented on this photo:

    All mass to no ass.

  50. Victoria Beckham
    Jeff
    Commented on this photo:

    Why you so serious??? LOL

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