The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 5.7

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring all of the horrible shit you say in the comments. Full Disclosure: Because you’re as cunning as you are meticulous, you’ll probably notice that absolutely none of these are from Friday’s The Crap We Missed, and that’s because there was a surprising amount of quality comments – which almost never happens on a Friday – so I’m squirreling those away for next week when we drop MIP on Good Friday in holy observance of our Lord’s transition into Flying Zombie Mode. #TalkingDead The important thing is this week’s coveted final spot winner is probably one of the best comments ever written on this site and has set the bar for all future comments going forward. Until someone makes an Innerspace comment, and I completely go back on that. I’m a fickle bitch.